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  • Kurtis Conner
    Kurtis Conner  Rok temu +36016

    the sketch at 15:50 only has audio on the left side so if you're listening with headphones it might sound weird!! sorry i messed up the audio!

    • Ayden Doyle
      Ayden Doyle Miesiąc temu

      thats so funny im i was just about to comment on that

    • MEK player
      MEK player 3 miesięcy temu


    • Diana Dindosova
      Diana Dindosova 5 miesięcy temu

      Bro I was looking at the scene and was laughing bc I thought that u forgot to add the voice over.

    • Cat cat
      Cat cat 5 miesięcy temu

      Merch now 🔪🔪🔪🔪

    • Ria Mop
      Ria Mop 7 miesięcy temu


  • Margo Gaunt
    Margo Gaunt Rok temu +6645

    hey kurtis, i'm from czech republic and i've actually seen the movie when i was a kid... Our teacher showed it to us at school actually. We all hated it and i think most of czech people doesn't think of it too much either. But the thing with the eyes and big clock is based on a famous legend and everyone here knows the story, so we were mostly put off by the crazy ass animation and nail boobs, not the story line. Great video btw i promise we're not all fishy fishy stinky here in czechia.

    • Spikey
      Spikey 3 dni temu

      I must ask: is the hanging of the goat included in that legend?

    • Saaya
      Saaya 11 dni temu

      @God of Hammers i have read Faust, like everyone else did in school lmao

    • Colby
      Colby 21 dzień temu +1

      @Alyumin it's where the whole "Faustian Deal/Deal with the Devil" came from.

    • Ruthie
      Ruthie 25 dni temu +1

      @Alyumin but wait…hell below, not above…why through ceiling?

    • i see the end is near
      i see the end is near 29 dni temu +2

      Yeah it’s always like this when people see unfamiliar fairytales. They’re always so nonsensical, yet culturally we think nothing of them until we look at them from an outsider’s perspective

  • Love, Ghostface
    Love, Ghostface 4 miesięcy temu +7335

    As a woman, I can confirm that we keep a whole tool box full of nails in our boobs.

  • Amelia Wood
    Amelia Wood 29 dni temu +1066

    if I was Katy I’d be a bit insulted if a goat put on a dress and absolutely no one questioned that it wasn’t me

  • maggotie
    maggotie 3 miesięcy temu +3493

    i tried watching the movie while extremely high off a fuckin edible and it was the scariest thing i have ever experienced and was as close as i could come to being tormented by literal demons.

  • Paweł Michalski
    Paweł Michalski 6 miesięcy temu +4733

    He missed the part, where Katy sneaks into cemetery to take the nails from coffins. Yes it really is in this movie.

    • Johnathon Jordon
      Johnathon Jordon 2 dni temu

      What the!

    • DeathnoteBB
      DeathnoteBB 11 dni temu

      @criminal I mean the movie is about old Prague legends, it’s probably one of them

    • Læa
      Læa 13 dni temu

      @Angry Violent Witch Queen I wish it was an hour long tho

    • soup!
      soup! 16 dni temu +1

      i think i should watch the whole thing

    • Cam Cloninger
      Cam Cloninger 17 dni temu

      @Clara Hamiltoon rip

  • sournoodl
    sournoodl Rok temu +16650

    In the czech dub, the goat also sometimes changes her pronouns randomly, breaking the barrier of gender, very pragueressive

  • Bruh
    Bruh 5 miesięcy temu +1571

    This movie should be rated “N” for “Nobody”

  • Simon
    Simon 5 miesięcy temu +2492

    For anyone curious, I just skimmed through the actual movie and there is literally a scene where Goat's at the bar and she's getting hit on by some random lady. Just in case anyone's curious

    • defsouul
      defsouul 8 dni temu

      @DinisourDoom Gaming she's genderfluid

    • Mahsa M
      Mahsa M 25 dni temu +35

      the G in LGBTQ stands for goat

    • ash!
      ash! 27 dni temu +3

      @DinisourDoom Gaming yes, she gets milked by jemmy

    • Eggie
      Eggie 29 dni temu +6

      @Adiba Irfan "I dont have enough money for chicken nuggets" -vine

  • Andi pet
    Andi pet 6 miesięcy temu +927

    missed joke: “when i open your blouse, i should be able to build a house”

    • あせ
      あせ Miesiąc temu +10

      Absolute bars holy shit

    • honey head
      honey head 6 miesięcy temu +34


  • Giant Axe
    Giant Axe 3 miesięcy temu +679

    M'kay but if "Goat" is just named Goat, does that not imply that Jemmy intends to at some point kill Goat for meat, and he has avoided naming Goat so as to not be as emotionally attached and heartbroken upon killing Goat?

    • DeathnoteBB
      DeathnoteBB 9 dni temu

      I doubt it, goat’s produce milk so he probably keeps her for that

    • Stefan Alexander Lungu
      Stefan Alexander Lungu 27 dni temu +1

      @Šimon Took me a while lol

    • Šimon
      Šimon 29 dni temu +5

      @Tay Love exactly, not even talking about the morally educational aspect of this wholesome masterpiece.

    • Tay Love
      Tay Love 29 dni temu +2

      @Šimon ofc ofc, that would ruin the whole vibe of this inspirational movie for children

    • Šimon
      Šimon 29 dni temu +6

      That would ruin the great message of this pure movie and make this movie not suitable for children...

  • No Way
    No Way Rok temu +14881

    Every single character looks like Dobby. Every. Single. One.

  • Sophitia of Hyrule
    Sophitia of Hyrule 5 miesięcy temu +701

    This movie is iconic. "Would you like another nail?" "making it stinky", "fish in the mouth", and that skeleton playing the organ... This movie is incredible, I'm so glad it exists.

    • Lol lol
      Lol lol 19 godzin temu


    • Lunar paw
      Lunar paw Dzień temu

      It haunts my nightmares

    • ؘ
      ؘ 22 dni temu +1

      me too

    • criminal
      criminal 26 dni temu +3

      the fish in the mouth fucking slaughtered me

    • I ate your lizard
      I ate your lizard  Miesiąc temu +3


  • denki kaminari <3
    denki kaminari <3  4 miesięcy temu +255

    This entire movie is “the scene when your parents walk in” 💀💀

  • Xuroid ૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა  
    Xuroid ૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა   3 miesięcy temu +193

    This animation style looks like what throwing up after eating something expired feels like

  • Traffick_Light
    Traffick_Light 3 miesięcy temu +294

    “Can I watch a movie about those two guards having a secret gay relationship? That sounds a lot more interesting than whatever the f*ck I’ve been watching.” - words of wisdom

  • D G
    D G Rok temu +17515

    This is what I imagine Dr. Doofenshmirtz's childhood be like

    • criminal
      criminal 26 dni temu


    • darcy fischer
      darcy fischer 5 miesięcy temu


    • Hat
      Hat 6 miesięcy temu


    • Panda Bear
      Panda Bear 7 miesięcy temu +7

      If I had a nickel everytime we accidentally hanged a goat instead of the woman we were supposed to, I'd have a nickel, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened at all right?

  • Rissa Arei
    Rissa Arei 3 miesięcy temu +191

    "Most sucessful Czech animated movie? " I'm literally laughing my ass off! When the trailers came out it was instantly visible how Bad (capital letter deserving) that movie was going to be. Seriously? We're embarrased this is something that was made in a nation known for the making of legendary fairy tales, be it classicaly animated, stop-motion, marionettes or the newly minted "live action". For Czech people fairy tales are a cultural tradition. And yes, there were also the occasional bad ones made, but I can't think of a single one as terrible as the Goat Story. It is an attemt to get onto the computer animation bandwagon of Hollywood and as you can see, it crashed, burned and should also be salted to never rise again in this ghoulish form (and as you have found out, unfortunatelly, it DID rise again).

    • Rissa Arei
      Rissa Arei 23 dni temu +2

      @Stefan Alexander Lungu That is somewhat of a hard question. Depends, if you want a movie for kids as well, or are just interested in animated movies in general. A lot of them can't be found (legally) anywhere outside of TV and they generally aren't in English or with subtitles. That said, I remembered Kooky 2010 (Kuky se vraci) has an English version and should be accessible.
      There is a trailer here, so you may have a look to see if itd be up your alley: plclip.com/video/MBQbkbnj780/wideo.html

    • Stefan Alexander Lungu
      Stefan Alexander Lungu 27 dni temu +1

      What are some Czech animated films you'd recommend?

  • Samuel Jackson
    Samuel Jackson 3 miesięcy temu +81

    To those nerdy enough to care: The hamster wheel is actually common on large medieval cranes (Treadwheel Cranes). It’s how they raised and lowered the crane.

  • Mr Hoach
    Mr Hoach 3 miesięcy temu +88

    "I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right." Dwight Schrute

  • The Moon
    The Moon 3 miesięcy temu +55

    Ah yes every good children’s movie ends with the two main characters sitting and watching the sunset while a dead goat in a dress hangs from the neck behind them ❤️

  • beej
    beej 2 miesięcy temu +63

    i actually think the “that is the house of dr. faust” line is really cool and clever !! if you don’t understand it, it’s a reference to christopher marlowe’s play dr. faustus about a man who makes a deal with the devil for knowledge and power

  • Autumn Snow
    Autumn Snow Miesiąc temu +37

    That “plot hole” joke was really funny. That was greatly appreciated

  • Nikola Grzybowska
    Nikola Grzybowska 3 miesięcy temu +56

    i saw this movie in Czech when i was like 12.... and i sure found the graphics terrifying, but i never actually questioned anything that happened there. 1) shit like this happened in any other chech children movie 2)it was actually full of slavic folklore, co it made sense in the cultural contex. But i love to see your reaction to this, being outside of europe, it made me realize how fucking weird our culture is and that it may say a lot about czech society.

    • Nikola Grzybowska
      Nikola Grzybowska 27 dni temu +1

      I recall Fimfárum being a creepy animated Czech movie. Then there is something called They met near Kolin (Potkali se u Kolína) about two bears, but that's really a children's movie, a bit trippy too tho. The really fucked up shit was happening mainly in live action children's movies tho, lots of them are based on czech writers Božena Němcová or Karel Jaromír Erben.

    • Stefan Alexander Lungu
      Stefan Alexander Lungu 27 dni temu

      What are some other Czech animated movies?

    • kemi min
      kemi min 2 miesięcy temu

      what other children movie

  • Dylan Bobst
    Dylan Bobst 16 dni temu +6

    The human sized hamster wheel was actually a crane that was used throughout all of medieval Europe for construction, they are kind of cool to learn about.

  • cru nchy
    cru nchy Rok temu +11901

    I can confirm, as a Czech person, that this is a very realistic portrayal of our culture

    • thea
      thea 24 dni temu +1

      @Chloe as an Australian I always wake up to my 2.4 square meter spider (She's called Helga) and always have some milo with my milk! I wake up my parents by yelling "ESHAY BAHH" at 5:30 am to the sound of magpies. I ride my kangaroo (Mullet) and I bring a vegemite and cheese sandwich for lunch, and yell at my high school canteen workers because they charge 10c over my usual $6 for my fried red belly black snake! (Ridiculous, I know) then I yell slurs at my non-Australian (as in ethnicity) peers and if I'm feeling happy, I yell slurs at the homosexuals of my school. I then go home and play video games, until it's time for dinner and I swear at my mum because she didn't make chicken schnitzel so I go to my mates house and vape outside the local park.

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      pokemon fanthings Miesiąc temu


    • Nameless Cat  /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\
      Nameless Cat /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\ 2 miesięcy temu

      @grace as an Asian I also agree with this

    • Xanthe
      Xanthe 5 miesięcy temu

      @Lazy Genie czech is not a race

    • Cosmic Ali The Observer
      Cosmic Ali The Observer 10 miesięcy temu +2

      ZZZZZZZ!!😂 Czech it out!😂😂😂
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      Follow me to find out what your Spirit Animal REALLY thinks about you.😉

  • Kaldur Skipper
    Kaldur Skipper 2 miesięcy temu +72

    22:30 But in all fairness, an old man dying after having his eyes brutally taken out in medieval times without any anesthetic or anything is probably the most reasonable thing in this movie

  • heh.
    heh. 3 miesięcy temu +82

    I don’t know what’s the most unsettling: what happens in this movie or the fact that kurtis doesn’t know who Faust is.

  • Theo
    Theo 2 miesięcy temu +45

    me and my friend have watched this video so many times - we “make things stinky” all the time.
    example: i walked across a black platform that had just been swept, and my shoes left prints. my best friend then proceeded to yell, “theo! u made it stinky!!”

  • Gianna Gallery
    Gianna Gallery 2 miesięcy temu +35

    When kurtis reads through the weird-ass synopsis and then just goes “tale as old as time” I ALWAYS snort laugh at that part.

  • thejoachim
    thejoachim 3 miesięcy temu +29

    As a Czech guy, i just wanted to explain the reason behind eggs being on the build site of Charles bridge. There's a Czech legend saying that the builders used eggs while building the bridge to make it more firm and strong.

  • frogitii
    frogitii 3 miesięcy temu +19

    I'm so proud of my country for making this cinematic master piece

  • JadeGreen15
    JadeGreen15 2 miesięcy temu +21

    Coming from someone who's very picky about animation and avoids cartoons who even remotely look unpleasant, I watched this video only because of you, Kurtis. I traumatized myself. You know you're a true citizen of Kurtis Town when you watch the worst animated movie to ever exist because Kurtis made a video about it...
    On another note, the bearded skeleton playing the organ was pretty cool, I'll give them that.

  • Kikomastre
    Kikomastre 2 miesięcy temu +26

    While my fellow citizens may deny this, the movie is unfortunately a big part of our culture. I think most children saw it when they were little, hell ive seen it in the cinema when it came out. To defend it, its usage of old legends is nice, especially since most children here know them. The stuff with alcohol and violence is… strange but the czech nature is just, you know… different. It was the first 3d czech movie so of course its bad, we dont really do 3d animation (i should know, i work in the industry of children entertainment) but most of our children stuff is bad. We make excellent crime shows and we like to make movies about love and romance (that suck most of the time) and the past.
    I guess what i am trying to say is, that without the cultural context this movie is insane and horryfing and i guess thats alright, we cant expect everyone to know the culture of 10 milion people in central europe that speak a language that noone else speaks, that think they are the masters of everything and are very hard to inconvinience.

  • illumikitty
    illumikitty Rok temu +5710

    "It's because I'm a goat, isn't it?"
    _"Well, maybe a little bit"_

    • DeathnoteBB
      DeathnoteBB 9 dni temu

      @Screamin’ Dog “his reprimands”
      *touch me harder*

    • Screamin’ Dog
      Screamin’ Dog 28 dni temu +1

      @Bryn Howard “I miss his voice.”
      “his funny little commands”
      *touch me*

    • Bryn Howard
      Bryn Howard Miesiąc temu +2

      @Gia Sharie "it's not because you're a rabbit it's because your black 😭😭"

    • illumikitty
      illumikitty 5 miesięcy temu +2

      @Fred J. P. yes!!! she's super cute :D

  • kuretoass
    kuretoass Miesiąc temu +20

    as a Czech person i am embarrassed even a year after. i am very sorry for this. please accept my apology. also yes goats in our country usually fall in love with people, thank you very much.

    • 🌈TropicalVirus⭐
      🌈TropicalVirus⭐ Miesiąc temu

      @kuretoass haha don't worry it actually got me curious and I read them.
      Such an interesting culture ended with a pearl like it.

    • kuretoass
      kuretoass Miesiąc temu +2

      @🌈TropicalVirus⭐ Well it is, partly. The big clock and such is even our history like real one, but it's so badly and weirdly done that i don't really want to admit it

    • 🌈TropicalVirus⭐
      🌈TropicalVirus⭐ Miesiąc temu

      I read another comment saying that the history is a really wicked version of a tale, I'm really curious about it? Do you know something about it?
      Bad movies make any country better, like it has some humour on it hehe.

  • emkays1
    emkays1 2 miesięcy temu +16

    the rewatchability of kurtis' goat story videos is unparalleled

  • Worst Kiter Chan
    Worst Kiter Chan 3 miesięcy temu +20

    I am very late but... I love how you called this the cheap animated video... This is a Czech classic we watched in movie theaters and we worship the movie so hard. Like every kid my age knows this. This is my childhood and it's fantasticn
    Edit: just rewatched. How tf did they let us see this.

  • Edwin Levi
    Edwin Levi Miesiąc temu +7

    11:58 is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen and I think about it all the time. I don’t know what it is but it makes me cry laughing every time

  • B.K.
    B.K. Rok temu +24943

    I genuinely think this movie isnt even appropriate for adults

    • The Dear Leader Jeff Bezos
    • Just_another_mikan_kinnie
      Just_another_mikan_kinnie 11 dni temu

      Rated PG infinite

    • B.K.
      B.K. 27 dni temu

      @God of Hammers look I'm russian and Ukrainian and I'm very familiar with having children's stories the rest rest the world thinks are fucked up, but this movie is a whole other level

    • HappyJellyCatSquid
      HappyJellyCatSquid 28 dni temu

      @Joon-Yeon Sung It’s fascinating to me a country as beautiful as the Czech Republic could put out the single most off putting, horrendous animated movie I’ve seen in my life

    • God of Hammers
      God of Hammers Miesiąc temu

      Lmao I watched as a kid. It's a great movie based on Prague Legends.

  • Verca
    Verca 3 miesięcy temu +25

    This movie always brings me back to my own cultural cringe towards Czech republic... Please stop reminding me we went to watch this in 5th grade.

  • Bloody Butterfly
    Bloody Butterfly 2 dni temu +2

    Kurtis: Hey, imagine seeing that ending as a kid, that's traumatazing!
    Me: Hey that's not true, I'm czech, I watched it when it came out and I'm completely fi-
    Yeah okay, you have a point

  • Nash Hall
    Nash Hall 18 dni temu +4

    This "kids movie" IS LITTERELY AGE RESTRICTED!!!!!!

  • HøneyBee ._.
    HøneyBee ._. 16 dni temu +3

    I screamed “WHAT” at the ending a tad bit too loud, I scared my brothers 🧍‍♂️

  • 0ptical
    0ptical Rok temu +4991

    “This man is eating an entire Turkey”
    Ignores the man eating a live pig.

    • nayeli sandbox
      nayeli sandbox 3 miesięcy temu +1


    • Thorn Wilde
      Thorn Wilde 3 miesięcy temu +3

      Also, probably a duck or goose and not a turkey, cause turkeys didn't exist in Europe in the middle ages...

    • Ellie Nov
      Ellie Nov 3 miesięcy temu +4

      I think that was supposed to actually be satire of the Catholics in medieval times, because they were literally richer than the king lol

    • Magic Pigeon
      Magic Pigeon Rok temu

      @Esterka why did you put smiley faces on that? That’s not even better...

  • Blue N Livni
    Blue N Livni 23 dni temu +5

    The moment he said "this is our introduction to the city of Prague" I got an ad with a balloon cow pooping balloons and it took me a second to realize that wasn't part of the movie

  • Elaina24
    Elaina24 18 dni temu +2

    Then ending caught me so off guard I was actually laughing while also sobbing. The mixture of emotions was too much

    • Elaina24
      Elaina24 18 dni temu

      Catch me never watching this movie. It's too much😭😭😭

  • Zombotany
    Zombotany Dzień temu +1

    I like how that poor student surved literally no purpose whatsoever. Just a punching bag that runs off after the devil goes after him.

  • Ronaldo, Destroyer Of Worlds

    "Fishy, fishy, fish, makin' it stinky" is now part of my vocabulary forever and I blame this video

  • Katherine Kod
    Katherine Kod Rok temu +9139

    Honestly this looks SO gross and scary that even Kurtis joking can’t save me from feeling super weird

    • Shiny woody
      Shiny woody Miesiąc temu

      Also sequel's actually sort of alright

    • Shiny woody
      Shiny woody Miesiąc temu +1

      @Roccoon i didn't say I'm proud of it, it's hot garbage alright, i can't really defend it just by looking at it after something like i dunno, toy story makes it look bad. I'm just saying that for me it's not as bad because it was like the first 3D animated movie i saw

    • Roccoon
      Roccoon Miesiąc temu +1

      @Shiny woody imagine being proud of this bizarre film. “Kids” film 👁👄👁

    • 5wildflowerS
      5wildflowerS Rok temu

      I know right!

    • Shiny woody
      Shiny woody Rok temu

      @Hat pal yup

  • beni_boyyy
    beni_boyyy Miesiąc temu +9

    Also fun (not fun) fact everybody!
    They named the goat 'Goat' because 'Koza' (goat in czech) is slang for boobs.
    Also the thing with poking out Master Heinish's (dunno how to spell that sorry) eyes is actual history, yep, they jabbed out his eyes because only czechs can have big clock

  • A Hobbit
    A Hobbit 2 miesięcy temu +13

    One thing in the movie’s defence: it probably did expect you to know who Faust was, considering the “deal with the devil” plot.

  • Xavier Schoen
    Xavier Schoen 5 miesięcy temu +29

    It would have been 10 times better without the reveal that Goat survived.

  • Noah 'VintageWeedKiller'
    Noah 'VintageWeedKiller' 3 miesięcy temu +13

    "Oh, fish in the mouth" will never not be THE funniest thing so casually said I've ever heard

  • tiredjedi
    tiredjedi Rok temu +2677

    this movie just FEELS illegal - like every scene is a crime against humanity itself

  • Mcwooshie
    Mcwooshie Miesiąc temu +5

    The part where the guard had his butt out and Kurtis looked at the camera and made his eyes big was so hilarious and cute at the same time

  • The Dear Leader Jeff Bezos

    I love how this movie was called "Goat Story", but only like 10% of the movie even involved the character "goat"

  • Emily
    Emily 2 miesięcy temu +4

    Thanks Kurtis for the best video to fall asleep to while sad. It's a great combination of humour and absurdity - just enough to distract from the thoughts but not too much to distract from sleep. I've used this video a few times and it does not disappoint.

  • Megan Snow
    Megan Snow 3 miesięcy temu +4

    As a animator this movie is very unnerving and just... It hurts to see

  • Mechanical_Hands
    Mechanical_Hands Rok temu +4103

    Kurtis, I’m writing this comment In a hazy state of need and fear. I’m begging you, watch Love on a Leash. Please. Even if it’s not for a video, you need to experience this movie. I’ve watched it 11 times and every time I see something that changes the movie all over again. To describe this movie as bad is not only a disservice but also a grave understatement. Please, for the love of everything that is holy, watch this movie. You will absolutely regret it.

    • Aidan K
      Aidan K 2 miesięcy temu

      I will always love that that movie is the reason Ralph is banned from IMdB

    • maryam khayrin Mkhairi
      maryam khayrin Mkhairi 11 miesięcy temu

      Because of you,I've been addicted to that movie.Its such a disaster that I can help but fall inlove with it.Definitely goes to my favorite movies list

    • Melissa M. Sutton
      Melissa M. Sutton 11 miesięcy temu

      Did he ever do a video on Love on a Leash? I Googled and watched a trailer...omg it is so BAD.

    • Local dumbass
      Local dumbass Rok temu +1

      Oh god, even the title already scares me

    • crystal balasu
      crystal balasu Rok temu +1


  • Vini Blosfeld
    Vini Blosfeld 3 miesięcy temu +6

    Fun fact: To my knowledge this is the second time Kurtis talks about boob nails, the first one being in the Billionaire pretending to be an employee

  • Eliška Bačkovská
    Eliška Bačkovská 25 dni temu +2

    As an czech animator myself, we dont claim this movie :D dont worry everybody HATED it here when It came out back in the day

  • idk what username to use
    idk what username to use 3 miesięcy temu +6

    now when i rewatch this video i’ve found that i’ve come to associate the bearded skeleton willfully playing the organ with VRG more than the movie itself

  • Anna
    Anna Miesiąc temu +4

    my dad is from the czech republic and this really is a legend that people tell, he told it to me, czech's also have some other weird legends and stories, the main one i can remember is about a teenage(?) boy who takes buns made with his mother's milk if you know what i mean and gives them to other ppl he meets on his travels for strengh or something

  • boogaloOoOoo
    boogaloOoOoo Rok temu +1237

    The day kurtis didn’t give us an extra greeting was a fishy, fishy, stinky day

    • Anya Dina
      Anya Dina Rok temu +44

      He really did make it stinky 😔

  • yuna
    yuna 25 dni temu +4

    i’m honestly shocked no one has mentioned how the main character looks like a horrible 2005, 3D rendition of shane dawson😭

  • Ashley Slawson
    Ashley Slawson 8 dni temu +1

    Dude I can't stop watching this episode. I LOVE the 'makin it stinky' part. When you're being loud and shaking your head. SO effing funny!!! When I'm at work and things don't go right, I secretly say it's gettin stinky..

  • Barbora Brůhová
    Barbora Brůhová 17 dni temu +2

    a czech person here! I was absolutely dying of laughter during this video and also when I was a kid a thought the goat was a male because she had a male voice so I thought the goat was gay

  • penelope and priscilla are gay twins

    this feels like a nightmare i would wake up from in a cold sweat

  • Ekaterina Asratyan
    Ekaterina Asratyan 10 miesięcy temu +14275

    i don’t want to say that this movie is accurate, but it was a pretty popular tradition back in the days to poke an architects eyes out so he wouldn’t build the same masterpiece again.

    • Katrin Baumgarten
      Katrin Baumgarten Dzień temu +1

      This seems like a weird trade off to be an architect in the olden days: either you suck and have no money or you're good and get your eyes gouged out

    • Johnathon Jordon
      Johnathon Jordon 2 dni temu


    • Adam Furik
      Adam Furik 6 dni temu

      @Admiral Avocado Oh come one, we love it. Maybe ironically, but we do.

    • Queen Elizabeth II
      Queen Elizabeth II Miesiąc temu +1

      1: theyd poke the architects eyes out back in the days
      2: the...days? you mean like....medieval times?
      1: nah, like, the 70s
      2: *oh. huh.*

    • • jackolantern •
      • jackolantern • Miesiąc temu

      @Luigi Nastro i believe there's a legend about that about the man who built the prague orloj

  • Narjes_qn
    Narjes_qn Miesiąc temu +3

    I like how Kurt's keeps apologising for taking us through the movie like he made it and is embarrassed now

  • sauce bause
    sauce bause Miesiąc temu +2

    well with the tube in throat thing it *might* work since it keeps the trachea open, but the rope would cut off circulation to the brain, as well as the drop having the potential to break the neck (in fact, the goal was for the neck to break, resulting in a relatively quick and painless death, although that was more for the crowd watching, as it's distressing to watch someone struggle and gag while being hung)

  • Alfy Plays
    Alfy Plays 6 miesięcy temu +3

    Im Czech and i honestly liked this movie when i was little... i saw it again a few years ago and realized how bad it was.

  • Bison Man
    Bison Man 5 miesięcy temu +17

    5:11 the "big human size hamster wheel" is actually a treadwheel crane if i'm correct, and it was used a lot during the middle ages

  • elliott loverin
    elliott loverin Rok temu +2266

    this movie feels like an embodiment of evil. it’s not even funny anymore it’s just viscerally terrifying

    • Nathi
      Nathi Rok temu +13

      I feel like this is not age appropriate for me... I'm 22

    • moon lover
      moon lover Rok temu +22

      it feels so much like i shouldnt be watching this. I feel like i get more and more cursed the longer i look

    • autumn
      autumn Rok temu +55

      i feel like im not supposed to be watching it.. im horrified goodbye

    • Megan Arnold
      Megan Arnold Rok temu +5


  • Amanda Forshee
    Amanda Forshee 3 miesięcy temu +6

    Okay, as an English teacher who also minored in German, hearing Faust mentioned completely fucking threw me lol. He's a mythical figure from Early Modern Europe that supposedly sold his soul to the devil, which is... weird material for a children's movie

  • quackity hq
    quackity hq 10 dni temu +1

    As a czech i can confirm my childhood has been ruined by this movie and ive been traumatized

  • Stela Šprincová
    Stela Šprincová 3 miesięcy temu +4

    as a czech teen, i watched this when i was a kid and loved it. btw the faust house is haunted house in prague that actually exists. and 2nd btw all czech animated movies are weird asf. "fimfárum" (another czech animated movie) actually scared the living sht out of me when i was a kid.

  • Kakyoin
    Kakyoin 3 miesięcy temu +6

    Okay so I’m Czech…. I remember watching this with my PARENTS when I was like 8!! I hated it …But honestly I don’t know anyone in here who actually supports the movie. It’s really bad one….

  • Toasty Potate
    Toasty Potate Rok temu +8582

    Petition for Kurtis to start using the skeleton playing the organ clip for every videos sponsor transition

  • A. Geddes
    A. Geddes Miesiąc temu +4

    Footnote - The "Hamster Wheel" at 5:10 is actually a genuine part of Medieval construction equipment - it's called a Treadwheel crane and was widespread across Europe from Ancient Rome to even the 18th Century.

  • Alex Suriano
    Alex Suriano 5 miesięcy temu +6

    Kurtis lip syncing the "would you like another nail," line is obscenely adorable.

  • walda
    walda Miesiąc temu +4

    god i don't remember it being this bad.
    sincerely, a czech guy.

  • Ethan Rich
    Ethan Rich 2 miesięcy temu +8

    This movie was absolutely off the rails, but if I'd watched it as a kid, I'd always remember it as a classic and masterpiece, up there with Chicken Little and A Monster in Paris

  • Wumbe
    Wumbe Rok temu +18532

    I can like, SMELL these characters, and it's bad.

  • Ruthanne Marie
    Ruthanne Marie 26 dni temu +1

    I firmly believe that Kurtis actually messed saying “home run” … and it’s beautiful

  • CyAn!de.In.The.LasAgna
    CyAn!de.In.The.LasAgna 5 miesięcy temu +4

    This movie ruined my life, if you’re reading this and haven’t watched the movie, there’s still hope for you…

  • Madeline Shaw
    Madeline Shaw 5 miesięcy temu +8

    That ending WAS actually INSANE

  • Ranex
    Ranex 2 miesięcy temu +8

    His videos make me feel like he's talking directly to me

  • Hope Papernacky
    Hope Papernacky 10 miesięcy temu +4642

    Katy’s a worldly girl because her breasts are worlds of their own. An ecosystem on each one.

    • bell c@t
      bell c@t 8 godzin temu

      And her EYESS

    • DeathnoteBB
      DeathnoteBB 11 dni temu

      For real though I can imagine a Jehovah’s Witness or Mormon calling someone worldly for having big breasts

    • Special Agent Washing Tub
      Special Agent Washing Tub 22 dni temu +6

      "Ah, the wonders of nature! A lush valley between two lofty peaks!"

    • ☆ • Officer Soap • ☆
      ☆ • Officer Soap • ☆ Miesiąc temu +10

      blacksmith societys that make her nails

  • Iori Kawase Ch. かわせ いおり

    its almost 2022 and i still watch this at least like once every 5 months.

  • Ako Na 0rigami
    Ako Na 0rigami 6 miesięcy temu +5

    As a person from Czech Republic, i feel so embarrassed rn 💀

  • SlightJudgement
    SlightJudgement 2 miesięcy temu +1

    I grew up with this movie and I love to see someone from outside ripping it apart. Yeah. It is really weird and I never realized it. It's not like super popular movie. But there's much more similar stuff. Its basically a genre of kids movies

  • Treshur Carter
    Treshur Carter 8 dni temu

    I just want to thank whoever told Kurt to watch this movie. You're my hero whoever you are.

  • Umbrella Toast
    Umbrella Toast Rok temu +13292

    I present to you: the characters of Goat Story
    👩🏼 👷🏻‍♂️ 🧑🏻 👴🏻 🧒🏻 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
    🔴🔴 🐏 📜 ⏰ 🍆 🤺

    • Jar
      Jar Miesiąc temu

      wtf is this

    • froggydoodles
      froggydoodles 2 miesięcy temu

      @squidward YES

    • squidward
      squidward 2 miesięcy temu +1

      @froggydoodles the best character fr

    • S N
      S N 3 miesięcy temu

      (maybe u can use 👶for the dingdong baby?)

  • schmonday
    schmonday 2 miesięcy temu +3

    Faust(us) is a figure most well know for his portrayals in Marlowe's and Goethe's plays. His claim to fame is knowing literally everything a man can know and then growing so bored that he sells his soul to the devil. It was foreshadowing Matthew.

  • Matthew Schuman
    Matthew Schuman Miesiąc temu +1

    Can’t fathom how this movie made it through production without anyone being like “hey…wtf are we doin”?

  • Fer Campos
    Fer Campos Miesiąc temu

    The live action renditions of the story he does are great, and that they tie in is epic. I got a good chuckle out of them.

  • nacisse
    nacisse 4 miesięcy temu +2

    ive watched this video 500 times and i never once noticed the bit of the opening where jemmy and goat actually pass matthew by. also can we talk about how the ending would have actually seemed really sad if it weren’t about hanging a goat? im always taken with katys expressions, when she was taken by the mob and when she was sad when coming back to jemmy after goat was hanged

  • Hermione Stranger
    Hermione Stranger Rok temu +14638

    "Would you like another nail?" is the female version of "are you lost, baby girl?"