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  • AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED!!!!
    A few months ago, I uploaded a video called "The Internet's Most Obvious Lies", and it was my first video to ever surpass 1 million views. So, to celebrate, I thought I would make a part 2.
    I went through the Instagram account @yeahthatdefinitelyhappened and the subreddit r/thathappened and found some TOP NOTCH FIBS and debunked all of them.
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Komentarze • 12 822

  • Kurtis Conner
    Kurtis Conner  3 lat temu +46703

    EVEN MY 6 YEAR OLD REMEMBERED TO LIKE THE VIDEO 😒

  • leepers
    leepers 2 lat temu +14583

    the scariest part was how he read those misspellings like a whole ass robot.

    • Funny video guy
      Funny video guy Miesiąc temu

      Not just a part of the robot, not just it's voice box, the entirety of the robot

    • Bunchu the kitty
      Bunchu the kitty 3 miesięcy temu

      @Femme Justice eyy, you didn't have to compare us to that!
      But really though, the accents I've heard from my classmates are straight up terrifying

    • Jonaisageek
      Jonaisageek 4 miesięcy temu +1

      @fergusfungus a 2019 mood robot, if you will

    • analicia!!!!
      analicia!!!! 4 miesięcy temu

      YEAH he literally sounded like a tts site

  • milesgaming1
    milesgaming1 Rok temu +2112

    Those bullies probably ran away in terror because his mispronunciations sounded like demonic chants

    • Dirun
      Dirun 16 dni temu

      LMAOO

    • elfinnch
      elfinnch 21 dzień temu

      Are you implying he misspelled while talking in real life because thats hilarious

    • Lexya W
      Lexya W Miesiąc temu

      Lmfao why was this so fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • M64
      M64 3 miesięcy temu

      💀

    • Piper Raven
      Piper Raven 5 miesięcy temu +2

      Not this comment having 666 likes

  • Thomas Santher
    Thomas Santher Rok temu +1873

    STORY TIME: One time a band played a song and then everybody clapped.

  • ItzAmogus
    ItzAmogus 11 miesięcy temu +905

    So one time I was in a bank and I hear “everyone get down!” We all got down except my 5 year old son and he said “stealing is wrong!” The armed men stared at my son and proceeded to shoot 5 rounds of shotgun slugs towards my son and everybody cheered and clapped

  • PandiZeGeek
    PandiZeGeek Rok temu +362

    The Google doc thing probably isn't a lie. Kids at my school do this all the time and it concerns me because they're right beside each other :,)

    • Thali mag⛈
      Thali mag⛈ 28 dni temu

      Sams

    • Abri_Saber
      Abri_Saber 3 miesięcy temu +4

      I mean kids aren't even allowed to breathe in school most of the time.

    • Jaymes
      Jaymes 3 miesięcy temu +5

      Yeah I've done that before when I was younger actually

    • Fabled Light
      Fabled Light 5 miesięcy temu +15

      @Jen'ari-asha chatting in google docs is actually great tbf
      immaculate vibes

    • Jen'ari-asha
      Jen'ari-asha 6 miesięcy temu +45

      I did it because my girlfriend's parents were insanely homophobic so when they found out we had been chatting they took away her phone and stuff. But she could still use google docs for school work, so she just sneakily gave me access as if I was a classmate and we could talk and then delete everything without them finding out lol

  • mochija_t
    mochija_t 2 lat temu +13191

    I sometimes forget that kurtis can’t actually hear us laugh so he’s just sitting in silence, laughing at his own jokes

    • Alec Zettel
      Alec Zettel 17 dni temu

      What an obvious fake lie. No one was there when he filmed this! *fervently applauds*

    • nebula
      nebula 3 miesięcy temu

      @Carmen Schnepp we are

    • Maggie Ledezma
      Maggie Ledezma 4 miesięcy temu +2

      fr sometimes it feels like we're on facetime and reality only hits when ge starts his ad read 😭😭

    • ur mom
      ur mom 4 miesięcy temu

      @Carmen Schnepp yes

    • Glizzy Gobbler
      Glizzy Gobbler 4 miesięcy temu

      @Carmen Schnepp yes

  • Ruby Garro
    Ruby Garro Rok temu +761

    Why did kurtis read that one typo story like a Swedish Siri lmao

    • Shannon
      Shannon 4 miesięcy temu +1

      idk but I’m so glad he did. 😂 so funny

    • Aki
      Aki 9 miesięcy temu +5

      I feel like it was written by me when I was 10
      Except I would've misspelled Metallica

    • G & A
      G & A 10 miesięcy temu +13

      Why is it written like Swedish Siri

    • uzui tengen
      uzui tengen 10 miesięcy temu +14

      getteing

  • Sophie Anne Burd
    Sophie Anne Burd Rok temu +230

    The only time I’ve actually seen an “and everybody clapped” moment was in secondary school and a group of kids would randomly start clapping and the entire school would end up joining in 😂

    • Thine
      Thine 2 miesięcy temu +1

      aww i remember in about 6th grade, so like 2 years ago (idk how it works in other places but that means we were about 12), we'd go down the halls and one person starts clapping, and all of the higher classes join in

    • Anastasia O
      Anastasia O 3 miesięcy temu +1

      That happens to me but in the school parking lot. In my high school students had their own parking lot and in the morning all you hear is everyone honking because one person decided to honk.

    • Rowan Alfeche
      Rowan Alfeche 5 miesięcy temu +8

      @Tim Kellogg bruh no way the same thing happened to me 💀

    • Tim Kellogg
      Tim Kellogg 9 miesięcy temu +18

      I went to a concert once and everyone clapped

    • Dude McDuder
      Dude McDuder Rok temu +31

      Yeah, and even then not everybody would clap

  • McKenzie Kinsella
    McKenzie Kinsella Rok temu +226

    Kurtis reading that story with all the grammar snd spelling mistakes killed me

  • SXM
    SXM Rok temu +174

    no joke, when kurtis read the mo bamba tweet, my alexa picked it up and started playing it. then my whole street started clapping outside my house. but fr tho my alexa picked it up lmao

    • Amanda Rockhold
      Amanda Rockhold 9 dni temu +1

      i had text to speech on and it said this comment and my 29 alexas picked it up and the whole neighborhood started clapping and the mayor gave me a thumbs up and then i said we all have different tastes and my 2 year olds jaw dropped and recited the quadratic formula (even my 2 year old knows that) then she ran away in terror.

    • burger
      burger 9 miesięcy temu +5

      Wait really? The exact same thing happened to me a couple of days ago

    • The Sci -Fi System
      The Sci -Fi System 9 miesięcy temu +6

      Same haha

  • S_Mai
    S_Mai Rok temu +5474

    kurtis, I- I've actually chatted with my friend through the google doc spreadsheet cause we weren't allowed to look at our phones during a lecture 💀

    • ○•AcesCards•○
      ○•AcesCards•○ 2 dni temu

      @idk idk if this is the same for every school but for us the school reads our emails and doesn’t look at our docs or spreadsheets so that’s what we use

    • ○•AcesCards•○
      ○•AcesCards•○ 2 dni temu

      Same

    • Little Gay
      Little Gay Miesiąc temu

      I used to have like a group Google doc with like 5 people and we would talk during class lol

    • ginger s
      ginger s Miesiąc temu

      i used to do that but i used word docs

    • anenemystandloser
      anenemystandloser Miesiąc temu

      lol same

  • Dssakki-
    Dssakki- 11 miesięcy temu +262

    When my uncle was pregnant she walked across the world and she gave birth under the ocean all the fish started clapping and the shark spit out his food and started crying it was it was so beautiful 😻

  • Ava Ronchetti
    Ava Ronchetti Rok temu +384

    Kurtis: Why do you listen to Metallica and softcore-
    Me, fairly sure they said *nightcore* : Wh... what?

  • slushiie
    slushiie Rok temu +74

    the amount of second hand embarrassment i feel watching this is pure agony

    • ridespirals
      ridespirals 6 miesięcy temu +4

      one thing that makes me cringe so hard is usually these compulsive liars think that if nobody calls them out directly (and sometimes even if they have) then they believe the lie. most people know that it's a lie and just think you're kind of pathetic for doing it, maybe feel sorry for you, but the liar is totally unaware and thinks everyone believes them.

  • Possum Boy
    Possum Boy Rok temu +77

    Frankly I think that the potato chip one was a humblebrag about “being able” to eat ghost pepper chips

    • ridespirals
      ridespirals 6 miesięcy temu +2

      @clung bungo paqui are the only chips I've found that are even close to spicy enough

    • clung bungo
      clung bungo 10 miesięcy temu +9

      Thats funny because 99% of "ghost pepper" flavored stuff isn't as hot as the actual pepper. Like if they made chips that were actually as hot as a ghost pepper they'd never fucking sell a single bag. These people man lmao

  • Straykidz everywhere All around the world

    I used to live under my Aunty and uncle’s stairs and I was abused by them. One day a big ass man kicks down our front door and says I’m a wizard and I left with him to go to a wizarding school and everyone in my neighbourhood clapped

  • Kathryn
    Kathryn Rok temu +177

    ok but my friend got grounded last year and we actually communicated via google doc lmao

    • Jaymes
      Jaymes 3 miesięcy temu

      Yeah I've done that before lol

  • Cart Ep
    Cart Ep Rok temu +140

    10:15 my dad has a shirt that says
    “Little known failures: Pavlov’s cat”
    And there’s Pavlov ringing a bell over and over, and the cat just sitting there licking itself.

    • Hissycat 182
      Hissycat 182 9 miesięcy temu +3

      Lol, I tried to get my cat to respond to a bell by ringing it at dinner time. It didn’t work.

    • Emily Talerman
      Emily Talerman 10 miesięcy temu +9

      Cats for the win

  • ezraaaa
    ezraaaa Rok temu +54

    I remember a time when I was shopping with my 5 yr old in 1993, and he said, "Mommy, I cant wait for Walmart to be founded." I asked him; "Son, what's Walmart?" He told me it was a new hip thing that was coming in the future, and a few months later on the SAME day, we were at the SAME store, the manager announced that someone had founded a company called Walmart, and everyone in the store applauded, my son was a genius!

  • Gwendolyn Williams
    Gwendolyn Williams Rok temu +30

    dude when i went to the store, the cash register said "Have a good day" and i said, "i think you mean have an amazing day". she started crying and deadass- everyone applauded!

  • The Nut
    The Nut Rok temu +2881

    Karen in a fake story: *Says something untrue with no factual evidence*
    Every single person in the fucking store: So anyway, I started clapping.

  • AAA Color Coded Lyrics
    AAA Color Coded Lyrics 5 miesięcy temu +4

    My 2 year old daughter was playing with a Rubik's cube and she suddenly turned to me and asked "Mother, why do people on the internet lie about their infant offsprings saying something really wise?"
    Damn she is smart.

  • Boob Dylan
    Boob Dylan Rok temu +33

    I have an 'internet lie' that's been saved on my iPad for like 6 years, it's that photo of that lady who's like "Ugh stuck in traffic 😭" but in the reflection of her sunglasses she is in the middle of a desolate highway lmaooo. It's real old but it still gets me good?

  • vizthex
    vizthex Rok temu +127

    3:45 sounds like all of r/ihadastroke's posts at once damn

  • Ash Wilson
    Ash Wilson Rok temu +76

    Omg once my six year old told Albert Einstein that E=Mc2 and everyone in the store clapped while I listed the digits of Pi to 100000000 in 1 second while beating up someone who didn’t clap and the police made me their chief and Donald Trump made me a millionaire. True story!!!

  • gh0stz
    gh0stz Rok temu +10716

    I'd hate to see kurtis's search history
    "Baby shark fortnite meme"
    "Potato that looks like a butt"
    "Person in car stock image"

    • zoe whybrew
      zoe whybrew 17 dni temu

      "how edit vomiting in disgust sound final cut pro"

    • Aleeza Khalid
      Aleeza Khalid 3 miesięcy temu

      Bold of you to assume he doesn't have all of that already stored on his computer 😭😭

    • analicia!!!!
      analicia!!!! 4 miesięcy temu +1

      @blue dandelion 12 PEOPLE GOING CRAZY REFERENCE KEHDKWJW

    • PyschoPickles
      PyschoPickles 5 miesięcy temu

      @Αοβίνια Καστελάνι I dunno why but I thought of a raptor with Chris Pratt's face-

    • Toast
      Toast 6 miesięcy temu

      Home improvement hyuuuuuuh

  • HeyCaseydilla
    HeyCaseydilla 5 miesięcy temu +3

    I will say, that Google Doc thing could totally be true. That’s what I would do with my friends when my parents took my phone. And they checked my computer history, too. So being on Google Docs all the time made it look innocent.

  • Hello How Are You
    Hello How Are You Rok temu +46

    Saying 'You got it baby' to your daughter is so creepy;;

  • Vera theBanana
    Vera theBanana Rok temu +5

    I actually have a real "and everybody clapped story", and it was so bizarre that even though it happened like 2 years ago I'm still recovering from it. Basically I was in health class in 11th grade and we had this assignment where we had to pick a fictional character and write about their attributes or some shit, or what we liked about them, I don't remember exactly but I picked Jack from Lost. Afterwards we all had to read what we wrote aloud to the class and my teacher (who was known for being a bit of a creep by the way) was just so impressed that I picked such an "obscure" "olden days" character (because who TF talks about Lost anymore) and that he legit started clapping and got a few others in the class to join in.
    I posted this story on a Lost fan site after it happened and from the very minimal response it got, I'm sure no one actually believed it. I don't blame them.

  • kiTEE
    kiTEE 10 miesięcy temu +3

    Today I was in the mall with my 4 year old daughter. She noticed another kid her age with toys. She instantly walked to him and said "Those are for babies! We should be doing proper things like studying physics." She slapped the toys out of his hands and everyone in the mall clapped. A shop manager even came and gave her five textbooks about physics.

  • ur mum
    ur mum Rok temu +9

    one time my 6 year old son recited the entirety of the bee movie backwards in french outside taco bell and they put him inside a taco and everyone applauded and oprah gave us one billion dollars. i am so proud of him hes only 4 😭😭😭😭

  • ItsNessa
    ItsNessa Rok temu +17

    Me and my friends actually talk on docs when we can’t have our phones lmao

  • James Nugent
    James Nugent Rok temu +27

    The logic of these people: Someone does something mildly annoying? Assault them by dumping a drink on them and breaking their personal property!
    *and then everybody clapped.*

  • Jack Of All Trades
    Jack Of All Trades 3 miesięcy temu +1

    Love the videos been binging as many as I can as often as I can and although we do not have the exact same beliefs, I can't get enough of the content and your reaction to it so I thank you for all the hard work and all the time spent on that! 💯
    I always like your videos but this will be the first time I'm commenting on one.... Just going to be blunt into the point that if you think baby shark slaps harder than all Tupac songs I am disappointed and I feel sorry for your musical taste... To each their own but I have nieces and nephews where I hear that song playing the job I work at sells baby shark products and you'll hear the song playing, and I literally want to rip my hair out when I hear it now. Tupac in my opinion was a lyrical genius and one of the greats of rap. If you haven't listened to all his music or wide variety of it I would recommend you do that sir!
    As I said before huge fan, thank you, and I look forward to each new video 😎

  • I am cool (real not fake)
    I am cool (real not fake) 2 lat temu +8633

    When my Aunt was pregnant the fetus recited the entire periodic table of elements in Walmart everybody applauded.

    • PeenyYT
      PeenyYT 9 miesięcy temu

      Can confirm, was an element

    • Elise Brodeur-Jacobs
      Elise Brodeur-Jacobs 9 miesięcy temu

      I remember that!

    • gray.
      gray. 10 miesięcy temu +4

      It’s true, I was the periodic table

    • C P
      C P 10 miesięcy temu +1

      oh yeah? well my aunt’s unborn child became the youngest student at Harvard University and it graduated with straight A’s. it’s still not even born.

  • vizthex
    vizthex Rok temu +6

    "president trump gave us christmas back"
    the fuck? no one ever outlawed it or anything lmfao.

  • MermaidClue22
    MermaidClue22 3 miesięcy temu +1

    One of these "everybody applauded for me" stories happened to me in real life and lemme tell ya I was terrified.

  • ur mum
    ur mum Rok temu +54

    whenever im sad my mom is abusive 😎😎😎 she literally neglects me by letting me juul

  • Brooke Valle
    Brooke Valle Rok temu +2

    for the most part, i appreciate that kurtis reads the typos the way they’re spelled, but sometimes i just get him saying the misspelled words stuck in my head and i feel cursed😀

  • khushi !!
    khushi !! Rok temu +3739

    even my 6 year old knew these were lies. she told the cashier this and everyone applauded and cheered. even the owner of the movie theater gave me a thumbs up.

    • Mochie
      Mochie Miesiąc temu +1

      this is so true in fact i was the money in the cash register

    • sam
      sam 2 miesięcy temu

      it’s true guys I was the.

    • Dollface
      Dollface 2 miesięcy temu

      It’s true I’m the six year old goo goo ga ga

    • nothing
      nothing 4 miesięcy temu

      It's true guys I was the girl on her phone

    • PoppyMarshmallow
      PoppyMarshmallow 4 miesięcy temu +1

      I can confirm, I was the lies

  • allie sparks
    allie sparks Rok temu +18

    I’m so happy that my kindergarten students share my love of beer. It feels good to be appreciated☺️

  • XxFuN_gH0uLxX
    XxFuN_gH0uLxX Rok temu +4

    once i was with a 3 year old in a mall once for some reason and they explained how the universe was created with complete accuracy and everyone clapped and cheered and the theater manager gave them a thumbs up and ownership of the theater, even my six year old knew this was correct.

  • Dazzle
    Dazzle Rok temu +3

    OMG YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!!!!
    so a band played a song, and everyone clapped.

  • dead channel
    dead channel 8 miesięcy temu +5

    When I was 5 I had just migrated to the US from Russia, i had passed my English, Math, reading, and writing tests so well I was moved all the way into 12th grade and I passed my SAT’s and during graduation everyone clapped at my tiny body trudging along inside this massive graduation gown since I was so small and they only made them for older people😂😂xD

  • Narissaluv
    Narissaluv 2 lat temu +3230

    One time when I was 2 I recited the American Constitution in five seconds and everyone in target started clapping (I was in Walmart with my pet 6 year old)

  • InvisibleRen
    InvisibleRen 3 miesięcy temu +1

    It's the clapping that gets me. 😂 A lot of these would be believable until they claim people applauded. I will only believe that happened if you admit that everybody in the vicinity just side eyed you like you were THAT person.
    Or that one person ironically pity clapped. Because if I agree at least, I might pity clap and have in the past so I would believe someone else is like me.

  • lol_
    lol_ Rok temu +3

    My daughter started to form water from her hands while we were in the desert and people made of sand started clapping

  • Sarah Fallon
    Sarah Fallon Rok temu +3

    This is an absolutely true story
    I was in a store and everyone clapped

  • Tiny Walnut
    Tiny Walnut Rok temu

    I was on a jobsite where, during the first round of layoffs, all of the workers broke into applause. It was like an award show. This actually happened.
    But yeah. Only spontaneous round of applause I've ever heard.

  • J Arm
    J Arm 3 lat temu +15050

    I love when he starts smiling in the middle of his own joke

    • Boringfanhuman _alex
      Boringfanhuman _alex Rok temu +2

      it's so wholesome! he's so proud of himself😂

    • Live Unlike Me
      Live Unlike Me Rok temu +4

      This person is godly for not putting “Thanks for the likes” after 11k likes! A genuinely good commenter!

    • Lucy L
      Lucy L 2 lat temu

      coconutter for real

    • Detention
      Detention 2 lat temu

      I don’t

    • Alisbeth•
      Alisbeth• 2 lat temu +7

      He’s just adorable🥺

  • Tayon Ya
    Tayon Ya Rok temu +2

    I would be so embarrassed to have my face associated with these.

  • Corn
    Corn Rok temu +6

    2:41 Kurtis doesn't even finish his joke and he's already laughing

  • maggie
    maggie Rok temu +5

    this reminds me of how one time my dog threw up a treasure map then me and my friends followed it, dug up $100k, and donated it to an orphanage🥺💘

  • Tami Sugawara
    Tami Sugawara 5 miesięcy temu +2

    I watched this on full volume in a bus, and after the video ended everyone clapped

  • Tr3way
    Tr3way 2 lat temu +14290

    bro i saw curtis in a subway and he was like hey and i was like where’s my extra greeting and everyone on the bus clapped i swear

  • Starii_Nights
    Starii_Nights 5 miesięcy temu +1

    STORYTIME!!!: I was laying in my bed watching all of Kurtis Conners youtube videos then everybody clapped 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • Grant B.
    Grant B. 5 miesięcy temu +1

    Imagine being called a soft boy for knowing and using big words

  • Ramona Blackwood
    Ramona Blackwood 6 miesięcy temu

    I've talked through a Google doc multiple times in my life. I've even had a group chat in one and I wish I was lying

  • RainySkyMLP TM
    RainySkyMLP TM 11 miesięcy temu +2

    3:49 omg this entire monologue sounded like a computer generated voice and it made me CRY 🤣

  • SockMonkey
    SockMonkey 2 lat temu +4439

    My 6 year old son was crying in the store, I asked him: "why are you crying?" He cried: "Mommy! I wish people didn't listen Travis Scott, I wish people listened to Biggie!" Everyone listened to my boy crying in agony and applauded. I'm Soooo proud of him!

    • Remmi Layne
      Remmi Layne Miesiąc temu +1

      Even then he was ahead of his time.

    • Kat Hansen
      Kat Hansen Miesiąc temu

      this aged well 💀

    • jpvstheuniverse
      jpvstheuniverse Miesiąc temu

      @leah7044 what are you talking about

    • leah7044
      leah7044 Miesiąc temu

      @jpvstheuniverse I am not a cringy 12 year old💀

    • hisoka'stoenail
      hisoka'stoenail Miesiąc temu

      @auxferd woosh

  • Winter Rose Monroe
    Winter Rose Monroe 9 miesięcy temu

    I'd love to recreate some of these. I could have someone in on it then act them out. The movie theater one would be funny😂

  • Stephen8vaTr
    Stephen8vaTr Rok temu +10

    “She gives me nicotine and it’s fire”
    Well they don’t call it smoking for nothing

  • caroline
    caroline 5 miesięcy temu +1

    things i've seen people clap for:
    - someone running to save a drowning kid
    - a plane landing
    - someone dropping a cup in the dining hall at my college

  • Sam
    Sam 4 miesięcy temu +2

    The google doc one is actually believable bc in 4th-5th grade me and my friends talked on google slides bc one of my friends didn’t have a phone

  • Simon
    Simon 3 miesięcy temu +1

    The movie theater story reminded me of the time I went to see the Free! ISC movie in theatres in like 2017. There were only like 6 of us in the entire theatre (huge because it was Regal Cinemas) and at different times during the movie people would should random shit at the screen and it was hilarious. There was this scrawl at the end of the movie that was like "The Iwatobi Swim Club will return in..." and some gal at the back of the theater got up and screamed "NOOO! JUST TAKE MY MONEY!!!" and everyone (a.k.a. the other 5 of us) started laughing their asses off. I still consider it one of my favorite movie theatre experiences, right after the time I got to see Rogue One at the Cinerama in 3D.

  • Moon🌙✨
    Moon🌙✨ 9 miesięcy temu +2

    i’ve literally used a google doc to communicate before tho, i 100% buy that one story

  • ToxicPhrog
    ToxicPhrog 11 miesięcy temu +1

    I just love thinking about the other side of these scenarios, like I was at target today and after checking out this guy I said happy holidays. He then said Trump gave us Christmas back and the whole store started cheering. Wtf is going on?"

  • Natasha
    Natasha 11 miesięcy temu +2

    I'm fuckeking shocked by the amount of lies on the internet.

  • Lauren Miller
    Lauren Miller Rok temu +5947

    Whenever I’m sad my mom gives me lung disease.

    • Sameer Ahmed
      Sameer Ahmed 7 miesięcy temu

      whenever i get hurt playing football, my mom slaps a nicotine patch on and everybody applauds.

    • haven't picked a name yet
      haven't picked a name yet 7 miesięcy temu

      My parents have been encouraging me to do Marijuana, smoke, and drink since I was like 9 and I haven't actually done it but still kinda sucks

    • KATZ! (REAL!!!)
      KATZ! (REAL!!!) 9 miesięcy temu

      Lit 🤪🤪👊🤪✌✌✌🤏

    • Ella Salisbury
      Ella Salisbury 9 miesięcy temu

      🙏🏻

  • kc
    kc Rok temu

    Once, when I was 3, I corrected my grandma who suggested we get some bread for the ducks at the park. I said "No grandma, bread fricks with their digestive system. We should get grapes and cut them in half." And then everyone clapped.

  • Krystina Thompson
    Krystina Thompson Rok temu +4

    Kurtis: gives extra greeting to subscribers at the beginning of the video
    *then everybody clapped*

  • Chloe Pillay
    Chloe Pillay 11 miesięcy temu

    Okay hear me out 😭
    When I was a kid I said really fricking weird things that sound fake. My mother facebooked all of them and I have distinct memories of me saying more bizarre shit. I’m gonna give one or two of these posts the benefit of the doubt

  • not suspicious what so ever
    not suspicious what so ever 10 miesięcy temu +4

    6:35 "You're *Milking a cow* and your seven year old daughter....."

  • eva dubasak
    eva dubasak 3 lat temu +14890

    i liked this video and everyone in the comment section clapped

  • Carmen T. Du Plessis
    Carmen T. Du Plessis 5 miesięcy temu

    So when my boyfriend and I had our first kiss it was outside this restaurant that was busy closing and the staff walked out and a couple of people started clapping and cheering and that's the closest I'll ever get to everyone clapped.
    This is actually a true story and the cheering was like college boy get a room kind of stuff. Don't think like equal to a concert.

  • livalil
    livalil 2 miesięcy temu

    1:57 kurtis is the only person that can make me laugh with a dad joke

  • The People's Bayonet

    y'all can just... make a rhetorical statement without pretending it's real. I don't know what the heck is wrong with writing fiction to these folks, it's perfectly acceptable. I had my dad build a house for me out of straw, and you would NOT believe what this friggin' WOLF keeps doin' to me

  • sen_unofficial
    sen_unofficial Rok temu

    If I'm ever near someone when they say something stupid to any type of staff I'm going clap so nobody will ever believe them if they tell the story.

  • Noemi C.
    Noemi C. 3 lat temu +3440

    My guilty pleasure is actually laughing at Kurtis' terrible dad jokes 😂😂

  • Mon Cheri
    Mon Cheri 9 miesięcy temu

    2:50 I was with you until me and my friend were creating a story on a Google doc and I found out we could actually communicate using it

  • Lexya W
    Lexya W Miesiąc temu

    Okay kurtis wait. I actually talked to one of my friends by editing a Google doc while she was at school because she got taken away from her parents and they monitored who she talked too and she wasn't allowed to have a phone. We didn't think about email lol but this made a lot more sense to us at the time 😅😅

  • Zoe S.
    Zoe S. Rok temu

    You know you've got some sort of superiority complex when you have to one-up service and essential workers are literally there to make your life easier.

  • Desirée Cornect
    Desirée Cornect Dzień temu

    Honestly an Intro To Psychology prof has probably heard that joke like 15 times a year (potentially 3 semesters of the same course) for years. It probably stopped being funny after the first time, while the rest of the class was just zoned out.

  • Lauren Riggs
    Lauren Riggs Rok temu +1515

    "First day of school"
    "Our letter of the week is B"
    Did they skip A or some shit wtf

    • Evelyn Nielsen
      Evelyn Nielsen 9 miesięcy temu +7

      first day of student teaching so theyre like an assistant teacher and might start later in the year

    • waberjåk
      waberjåk Rok temu +15

      @I'm about to tell my mommy hehe

    • I'm about to tell my mommy
      I'm about to tell my mommy Rok temu +221

      B for Bad Teacher

  • Kasey The DM
    Kasey The DM 4 miesięcy temu +1

    ok so this one time I was in a store and the cashier rang up my dr. pepper without giving me a discount from my coupon because it was "expired", so I blew her up with an rpg. The entire town started clapping, and the owner gave me a thumbs up

  • greyy
    greyy Rok temu +3

    2:52 in school I remember making google docs, then inviting my friends accounts to them and we would talk to each other by typing while we were in class 💀

  • kat
    kat 5 miesięcy temu +1

    3:16 “I make spreadsheets with my bae“ I’m surprised he didn’t take the opportunity to add to that joke with an innuendo

  • Echo Incorporated
    Echo Incorporated Rok temu +8

    "Why do they call it disney world? Disney existed in different time periods"

  • Microwave
    Microwave Rok temu +2914

    I'm -7 and my 4 year old said in Target "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this" and everyone in the Walmart clapped and he's only 2

    • rxse !
      rxse ! 3 miesięcy temu

      @Zombi-Likes-Frogs it’s true, i was the medal

    • azaleAHHHH
      azaleAHHHH 3 miesięcy temu

      It’s true I was the walmart

    • LukeTalks
      LukeTalks 5 miesięcy temu

      I literally cried

    • kat
      kat 5 miesięcy temu

      It’s true, I

    • Ashton
      Ashton 5 miesięcy temu

      It’s true I was

  • Cloud Kitsune
    Cloud Kitsune 11 miesięcy temu +3

    I went to Walmart with my son who is 8 years old who had been saving money from mowing people's lawns for a while bought an iPhone give it to me and said Happy mother's Day and then everyone started clapping, I had never been so proud

  • CyAn!de.In.The.LasAgna
    CyAn!de.In.The.LasAgna 3 miesięcy temu +1

    My 2 year old daughter brother said his first words! He said “why do people continue to lie on the internet for attention? They’re perfect being themselves!!”

  • apollo
    apollo 8 miesięcy temu +1

    i went on a cruise once w no internet ofc so i wanted to talk to my friends on a google doc 😭😭😭 needless to say it was horrible, we all had assigned color texts but you couldn't tell who was talking bc everyone used the same color. it could work but it was absolutely horrible for communication, would never recommend. 😭😭😭

  • 6 am hotdog
    6 am hotdog Rok temu

    One time in the store there was a woman having a heart attack and my newborn son revived her and everyone clapped 😌
    I'm raising him right

  • O
    O 2 lat temu +5358

    Me:☹️
    Kurtis: *Greeting*
    Me:😕
    Kurtis: *Extra Greeting*
    Me:🙂

    • Butterfly Exists
      Butterfly Exists Rok temu

      @(S)-Claire Russell jy

    • maya
      maya Rok temu

      @Furret Animations funi goose emoj

    • Furret Animations
      Furret Animations Rok temu

      @maya funi goose emoj

    • anna
      anna Rok temu +1

      but only for subscribers.

    • John Kuty
      John Kuty Rok temu +5

      I subbed just to get that extra greeting (and because he’s incredibly funny).

  • Maddie P
    Maddie P Rok temu

    I laughed so hard at the "You never know when you are going to get cracked lips and you never know when you are going to have to make crafts."

  • Kim
    Kim Rok temu

    I believe the teacher one. I’ve had teachers remembering me after years.
    Also my both parents were teachers and they still remember some of their past students precisely. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • ACE
    ACE 17 godzin temu

    one time i went to a concert and yelled rock on” and everyone clapped, then the singer steadied crying because he could never live up to that and he retired right there

  • LittleBean
    LittleBean Rok temu +2

    One time I was waitressing and told a woman "Happy Holidays" as she was leaving. She looked at me and said "Its Merry Christmas. You don't have to be afraid to say it." So the first post you read immediately reminded me of that experience until you kept reading on and I realized it was a Trump supporter post. 😅😂

  • Cart0ony. Sockz
    Cart0ony. Sockz Rok temu +4

    "once in a store my 2 year old daughter said 'I love trump biden is bad and trump is good trump 2020'. the whole store clapped and sang: 'Biden bad trump good' over and over again. and then trump came and hugged everybody and then kissed my daughter. every one in the world then came and sang and beat Biden up. #trump2020 😘"