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They Had To Film This Terrible Christmas Movie Twice
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comment "pull my ear Santa" if ur reading this
That santa baby club scene felt like a fever dream
This comment felt like a fever dream
I'm just a little faded rn and I thought maybe that's why it looked like some childhood trauma shit
Its called sinter klaas thank you very much
My question is why was he holding three American dollars when he lives in Canada
This would be the perfect movie to watch with your conservative parents and then after like 3 years switch versions and they question their reality
Brilliant idea.
Lol but wouldn’t that be confusing for literally everyone in general?
The Mandela effect
Lmao yes
Somebody try this please😂
It’s a shame the word “yassified” hadn’t been invented yet when Kurtis made this video, because that’s exactly what happens in this movie
Yess, slay Santa
What
2 Cool for Christmas 2: The Yassification of Mrs. Clause
The fact they had to re-film with a straight couple is super fucked up, but also it would be so hilarious if they accidentally put one clip in the wrong movie. Just all of a sudden one scene where the dad is just cuddling with some totally random person 🤣
@Brit Lowkey Sharon, that's the laughing emoji...
Maybe you should get your children to teach you a little...
@mar Amra yeah but a guy can go up to a girl (both highscoolers) and say that they want a hookup. Perfect Christian movie for the family!
@Demo nice thank u for ur information!
@Demo yeah nice. oh hey u sound read up on the bible does it say anything about left handed people? im left handed
I'm honestly surprised they didn't milk the hell out of this movie and make a sequel that's the exact same except it's about a teenage boy with lesbian moms and he gives Ms. Claus a makeover
Then he becomes Ms Claus
@HugsAndKisses(ForYou) the gay version would be called "too christmas for cool" and the straight version would be "a very christmas cool"
It's Anderson with 2 moms. And they film another version with the het parents they showed.
@HugsAndKisses(ForYou) naurrrification
mental note: when robbing kurtis on christmas make sure to wear santa costume to not draw suspicion
Thank you I’ll take that into mind
😂😂
I’m sorry, any movie that ends with an implied “Santa FUCKS” is a winner in my book.
same
Love that Mrs. Claus needed to get decades younger for her “makeover” while Santa still looks... aged.
They are less than one year apart in age... I know that it's a tired old cliché for an older man to be with a young woman, so it's funny that you pick one of the most age appropriate relationships ever to make your point with.
Society moment
they look similar in age to me? She doesn't look super young, she looks like a woman in her 50's-60's with makeup and dyed hair. Smoother than before but still obviously not, like, 30. Plus Santa also looks like he's been "smoothed" out with makeup and fake tan.
its the misogyny
Yes, there is so many causal references to beauty standard in this movie.
how hard would it have been to get a cantonese speaker to say a sentence and dub it over the top of that scene lol
The guy straight up called it Japanese too. Like how racist can you get at one time
Dubbing over live action well is hard. They could however get a Cantonese speaker to teach the guy how to say a sentence.
Would be a bit of work, as it is hard to get Tones down. But not hard enough to warrant not doing it.
B-but,,, *racism* 😧
Santa after makeover genuinely made me want to cry. I'm not particularly attached to Santa Claus' current image, but holy shit he just looked like he was molded out of tanned leather and nylon. I've never seen a more violently American-looking elderly man in my life. I would scream if he delivered my gift to me.
And that gift would be tax bill
The dads had more chemistry than the straight couple
I know, like that scene on the couch where the dads are cuddling, side by side with mom and dad just s i t t i n g, not even touching is so funny.
Wow I can’t believe Kurtis has been brainwashed to believe the Energizer Bunny isn’t real :/ open your eyes dude
Something that REALLY infuriates me, is when the mall cop says "banned from the mall for life," right after he says "life," you can see him flinch because he's anticipating the burger hitting him... That is horrible acting...
Dude, the extra greeting hits different after you subscribe
Except for that one time
Trruuuuuue finally got an account now I'm A Kurtistown Member, Little Stinker, Truly Greg (obviously), Part of the Unnamed Fan Base, and what ever the heck Tom Harlocks subscribers are!
Actually, I subscribed just for the greeting, and then every extra greeting made me feel guilty, because I had not earned them by an honest subscription.
Ikr!
It doesn't change
I think it’s cuz I’m on my period but when that small child said “I asked for you for Christmas” I certainly did tear up
@StuffedBrains
It's nothing alike. Of course if you're hungry you're gonna think it's a food issue, that's the only thing it could be. A better comparison would be feeling tired, and not knowing if it's caused by lack of sleep or by being in the process of falling sick.
Periods can make some people more emotional than usual, but so can lack of sleep, watching a particularly touching scene, or just having had a bad day. So sometimes it's difficult to know what part the period plays into tears spilling.
Hope this clears things up. Mostly, hope you don't keep equating the more difficult-interpretation period problems to simple-solve things like hunger from now on, because periods are annoying enough as it is without others misinterpreting what it's like (no joke, periods are a real curse for those who can't tolerate them well)
SAME
Isn’t it weird that it’s impossible to tell if it’s a period reaction or something else? It’s like feeling hungry but not knowing that lack of food is the problem. At least, I assume. Sorry if it’s not a correct assumption.
“Big sis, you’re my Christmas gift!”
My siblings: I asked Santa to drop you on your head
same tbh
Damn looking back at the brokeback mountain scene now I just want an entire abridged version of the actual movie done by kurtis and he plays every role
28:23 The guy checking out the old dude instead of the girl is such a wild yet oddly welcomed surprised
Good point
"The more dads the merrier, that's what I say"
Kurtis is the one true ally
@Ultra Eevee Gaming why so negative bro? You ok?
@horse_stan more moms the merrier!
The more dads, the more affairs, the more cheating
Oumami and Saiibo hit different doe
Deep down we all know all Danganronpa characters are gay.
The whole makeover is literally just scrapping the already widely known outlook of a character and remaking it as a generic NPC
“I don’t hang out with coal diggers.” is maybe the only good pun I’ve ever heard
movies like this are proof that someone was drugged the water supply in the early 2000s.
I love how simple the speak “””Cantonese””” spell is. Like, there have to be billions of combinations but only 4 ear tugs, one of the most simple combinations, is just… speaking Cantonese
“Hot” Santa makes me unbelievably uncomfortable. The existence of this Santa is a cardinal sin
gives me "santa with muscles" energy
@Mo Chann meanwhile in Japan, Santa pisses off the locals with his fake ass Japanese and is banned from the country for eternity.
@vizthex dude I’m shaking what does this mean?
@vizthex it’s been a week! don’t leave us hanging! pleeeeaaaaasssseee
@vizthex what...is happening in Japan
are we just going to ignore the fact that kurtis literally opened our present at the start of this video?
They where like "we need a gay couple" "but what about the straight people we don't want them to fell left out" creates 2 movies
Imagine if the little girl was like “Yeah I want your corpse under the tree.”
It never ceases to amaze me how some movies actually exist, someone had to write, cast, film, and edit all of this. How... Why... I don't care if I sank a ton of money into a project if it's shit, it's shit.
I love how she roasted Santa by saying he was invented by corporations. Then she made him look like a stereotypical businessman
@Comm Scan NOT RICKY
He literally looked like Vince McMahon lmaoooo
@Anna Pruitt He bugs his political opponents' Christmas gifts.
@Anna Pruitt HE LOOKS LIKE RICHARD NIXON
She made him look like a conservative politician hahaha with that red tie
When he mentioned the “what if every movie had to switch out the couples” the FIRST movie I thought of was brokeback mountain so I’m so glad he included that little skit 😭😂😂
Why did she dress as a... flight attendant... to pitch the idea of ditching her family on one of the most family-oriented holidays?
Honestly the whole "the energizer bunny isn't real?" Was so fucking cute.
Idk if I thought he was real but I did get excited for the commercials lol.
When I was little I thought the energiser bunny was real 😂
@Stan Edwards as a kid i thought for a while that every animated character was real and that they all lived in a Roger rabbit like town. Kids are special.
How? Did you believe most animated animals in adverts were real Lol
I just realized I’ve seen this movie before but specifically that racist scene in the car 😩 why am I reliving this
It's Christmas Eve and I'm still not feeling this whole "festivity" thing. If this video doesn't help, nothing will.
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember i felt offended when kurtis started talking about how much he hates winter because i was born in december
So what I'm gathering from this movie's release;
Gay couple - Too Cool For Christmas
Straight couple - Very Cool Christmas
And there are still people who don't understand how damaging these mixed signals are
As a Chinese person... the Cantonese part was awful. To say the least. That was not Cantonese at all, just a racist stereotype of how Asian people are supposed to speak.
@Mason Woods eh I get people can be a bit too sensitive sometimes but some have a reason to talk about stuff like this. Just because it doesn't bother or affect you doesn't mean that it's not an issue yk? If it doesn't bother you then go on about today, leave it
@Ghoul- Sanシ people just whiney and want to play victim
@Mason Woods not everybody's going to find the same stuff hilarious. To them or somebody who might speaks the language it might be offensive. maybe to you and some others it was hilarious or just plain dumb. People just different it's simple
@Ghoul- Sanシ and then they said "its so racist." Who cares. If some foreign movie mock-spoke American itd be hilarious.
@Mason Woods all they said was the language is wrong dude
I was yelled at by a parent once because I was having a discussion about how the princes and princesses at Disneyland are like people etc and she cut me off mid sentence. What kid thinks those are like…. real?? I never did ???
Kurtis: "Santa Claus is coming.... *in his wife* "
Ad: Am I... Pregnant?
7:32
Can we just take a moment to talk about the fact that the gay couple is so much more loving than the hetero one. The realism in these movies are just on point, man 😂
@INKUBATOR I think it's due to the fact the straight people didn't have to fight for the rights to be with who they love, so as such they can tend to take it for granted.
@pain eh im straight and honestly I agree gay couples do tend to be more loving
@pain Yep, heteros can be so adorable and wholesome honestly like all peeps obviously. But maybe they are referring to the fact that many couples still feel the need to get and stay together even if they don't love each other (any more) because of pressure from their parents or peers. Gay peeps often already disappointed the expectations of their families so it may not be that much of a deal to just leave their partner or stay alone. However, this definitely isn't even close to always the case and simplifying it is just mean and untrue. WE STAN THE HETEROS
That's kinda shitty to say
The Mrs. Claus movie should have Anderson giving her a makeover. Also I unironically laughed at this movie fml
i love that he uses the 2 dads clips more than the straight couple. i love kurtis♥️
One step forward for having two dads...and two steps backwards for being racist
29:08 “i like you” **proceeds to fucking ram his back into the doorframe**
4:00 anyone gonna talk about the fact that the younger sister is getting hair ties and the older is getting Chanel bags?
I literally cannot imagine anything sadder than a skinny Santa
He should spent the entire year getting super buff and in shape, only to spend the entire night of christmas eating all the cookies left out for him, fattening him up again and reversing all of his progress for the entire year. An endless cycle
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Can we just apreciate how good kurtis looks with nail polish
The gay couple: cuddling on a sofa, all cozy and sweet
The straight couple: just sitting next to each other
The only 'hot Santa' I'm accepting is the Australian Santa they made to look like a beach guy to explain how get doesn't die of heatstroke
THE CANTONESE PART KILLS ME WTF it's not even the regular "ching chong ling long" why did he feel the need to say "aslkfjaw jawlefjwlkfjsl ejfalwk woo da"
This movie:
progressive enough to have 2 gay dads, bigoted enough to have an old white man claim to speak cantonese and burst out in gibberish
@Annabeth Chase YES!!! I was just gonna add in the Styles‐ist!
@Not like you need my name. Definitely doesn't sound at all Korean, to me. I'd lean that it sounds like a stereotype of Japanese, predominately. I don't know what Cantonese sounds like off the top of my head, but knowing how Mandarin sounds, at least, I know it def doesn't feel vaguely similar. (I just listened to a comparison video of the two languages, and I'd say that what the dude spoke sounded like someone smashed together the sounds of Japanese and Cantonese, but the sounds a non-speaker hears, and then just winged it.)
Korean doesn't have that many "ch" and the pronunciation of words are a little more limited as the alphabet is fairly small. (The main variations from the alphabet is usually grammar based things, but like, overall, I'd say the sound of Korean is kinda specific. It feels faster, to me, personally, Korean does, in comparison to other Eastern languages that you tend to think of, but the "ow" sorta sound isn't used in Korean very much, that's more associated with Chinese.)
Basically, long story short, it sounds like someone trying to fake Cantonese or Japanese, but then not knowing any of the sounds or alphabets of either language, and just spouting gibberish that they think sounds vaguely alike. When it really isn't that alike to anyone else listening.
2 white gay dads...
He speaks can't-onese
Sorry
this movie is equivalent to me trying to write a story but i cant focus ever so it goes down a rabbit hole and changes genres 24/7
this feels like one of those movies where it's so bad it's actually good
So I can basically dress up as Santa Claus, break into your house and you will just leave me do whatever?
1:50 i was absolutely terrified of that scene when i was younger and refused to watch any home alone movies because of it
so we just gonna brush over the fact that the mall Santa is actually the real one?
Just like Dumbledore with the chocolate frogs
@Mimi R. SILF
@The Bystander does every Santa have their own Mrs. Claus?
@Large Boi yup, they are literally in every town in the US plotting how to take over starting with the malls
@The Bystander a military made up of only Santa’s is a lot more threatening than any military on earth
God that “What I wanted for Christmas is you home” is not only so generically and gratuitously saccharine but like...she wasn’t abroad or in college or something. She lives at home and wanted a vacation with friends. The fuck does she mean “Want you home”, she hasn’t left home
They actually redid the movie just to change it for the straight couple 💀
Considering that jingle all the way and home alone 2 are in Kurtis's 5 favorite movies list, I'm really interested in figuring out what the other 3 are. I bet Fateful Findings also makes the list.
The title made me think “oh how weird I wonder why they made the same movie twice?” And then
I cant decide if the skit at the beginning was funny or cursed, I loved it either way
Her parents should’ve just let them celebrate late... my fam does it all the time bc we get super busy in December
Hey, just quickly can someone explain to me what's weird about having a belt on the outside? That's literally where the loops are, and a metal buckle being pressed directly into my waistline sounds like a bad time?
What is her issue with belts??
Santa wear his belt on the outside of his suitcoat. So outside the loops. It's the way belts worked in the like medieval age, but I think you would definitely get some odd looks if you were a belt the same way and place as santa does
@Sorow Fame like I've heard of girls wearing accessory belts, that don't really function. Sometimes they're built into the outfit, but that makes less sense than wesring an actual belt 😂
I’m trying to think of an average situation where the belt wouldn’t be on the outside of your outfit and I just can’t.
This movie was filmed in my town and I’m pretty sure I watched some of the filming for it and that realization has ruined my life
danny, drew, and kurtis claiming they’ve found the worst christmas movie only to one up each other immediately
I think Drew’s Christmas movie was the best... did you know that the main character has a job?
c johnson wholesome🥺
Plushypony 94 hahaha thank you!! he’s my dog :)
c johnson
Unrelated but your pfp is adorable
Well Danny also said The Santa Clause could also be the best Christmas movie so...
I can’t believe they had Santa pull a Pretty Woman
I'm sorry but I legitimately laughed quite hard at 28:32 with the guy running away screaming "yo guys this ones got KETCHUP"
Love it when one of the primary morals of a movie is "your value as a person is directly tied to your appearance". Especially when its a lifetime-style movie that actively seeks to have some kind of moral lesson.
I love this video and the hoodlums throwing hamburgers outside scene gets me every time 😂
"Hot" leathery republican Santa will forever haunt my nightmares. Thank you. 🤮
@Garden the Fermenting Sound omg that's so accurate 😂😂
After the makeover he looked like the bad guy in a John Wayne movie who starts a range war. Lol
love this video, I'm actually watching it for the second Christmas in a row, but I have to say the way you hold that shallot is causing me a lot of stress
I love that him and Danny have the exact same humor. Kurtis is just more dry.
Imagine asking someone "Are you homophonic or no?" And then putting on the certain movie
God the cleaned up Santa is so depressing to see. Just looks like some business man, but based on the songs of the movie that must be appealing to the director
As a person from Hong Kong who speaks Cantonese, I almost choked on my cake
@Gustave It can be funny, but, personally, I’m starting to get bored of the oui oui baguette jokes. It would be better if they joke about what happened in the revolution instead. Personally, I think guillotines jokes are better, mais c juste mon opinion.
@Gustave bro we’re not crying over it, I’m just stunned, and so what if we got offended??? Just because you don’t get offended doesn’t mean others can’t. We’re just laughing and pointing out how bad it is.
@Lemon peel ok and? people always say stuff like oui oui baguette baguette or just fake speak french accent n shit im not crying over it. i thought the joke was kinda funny, it wouldve been better if they got a dude that actually speaks cantonese tho lol
@Gustave he’s not even trying though ????????
omg yall are so annoying lol im french and i dont start crying when someone tries to speak french lol
27:08 i deadass almost cried, this was so cute
If i watched that movie as a 7 year old i would've laughed my ass off. But im not so it's just corny now
That Santa Baby club scene was the best laugh I’ve had in literally months.
all of kurtis's sketches go on for just a little too long and get a little too weird but not enough for it to be super weird, just enough to make you go "huh, well that's kurtis for ya"
It's funny, the gay dad that gets swapped out seems to be more affectionate than the straight mom he gets swapped with.
@Laura Evans hey it’s girl Drew Gooden!
@• u good bro?
@• u sound hurt
almost like it being 2 different actors lol
Why the hell is Lindsay portrayed by a twenty year old?
I feel like doing that extra greeting bit for this long would've caused my death.
That "Play the real Santa Baby" sketch made me laugh so much I had to watch it three times.
sometimes i love to read the comments to these movie reviews before i watch the video just bc its always so fucking crazy im like whattttttttt bro i gotta watch that now and it hypes me up
That green screen quality at the beginning was still better than Neil Breen's entire collection of movies.
how dare you
Now that you mentioned this I wanna rewatch it again cause seeing those is making my brain explode
Neil breen walked so Kurtis could run
Wooooow shady man
Lol
I low-key want to see an entire movie with youtuber editing.
I really appreciate the impact Neil Breen has left on you. It's such a specific thing, seeming like him or his work.
Anyway *[motion tweens away from several sizes of the same explosion] *
11:23 hang on hang on hang on, isn't it Duracell that has a bunny? That's what it is here in the UK. Duracell has a pink bunny mascot that runs about, and Energizer has an anthropomorphic battery guy.
I'm not exactly sure but yeah in America I think its Energizer- 😳😳
Just so you know, "hooking up" in 2004 was making out. Like how "talking" to someone meant you were literally talking to a person. Actually before my generation "hooking up" meant to meet up with someone and everyone knows that Canada is a decade behind the US so maybe that's what he meant.
Santa after his makeover just looks like Donald Trump
Kinda honestly way more attractive before
Santa was hot to begin with idk where this “Santa isn’t bangable” narrative comes from
(I feel like I'm gonna get attacked but...)
Santa to Satan
He does though
His name is George Hamilton and I’m convinced that tan made him famous.
I am in TEARS from when they showed the convertible in the sky 😭😭
"Sinner? I hardly know her" is 100% Top 2 quotes of the entire year
i love how he says you're dumb if you ever thought the energizer bunny was real but he believed in house hippos for literal years
27:13 no but if my little sister did this I would literally die bc that’s so cute
“Hot republican senator Santa isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
Hot republican senator Santa:
He is an absolute SILF (S for senator)
@Doogy Gergola ok but your pfp 😭
Nmacdonald 15 How is that a good take? The question wasn't, can you laugh at a joke made about republicans? The question was, why is a conservative attracted to channel like Kurtis' when he stands for many things which conservatives are actively against and that is the basis for many of his jokes. Saying we should all be able to joke together totally glosses over the actual question that was asked. He also said, "I'm for equality, as in making fun of everyone equally" which is insightful as conservatives are not for equality in general. They are anti gay rights, anti women's rights, anti trans rights, pro Christian values despite a separation of church and state etc. Saying, hey let's take the piss out of everyone equally is not some woke take on politics.
I CANTTTTTTTT
Archer 60x
I respect that man
I relate to these movies. I too become a straight person when I'm around the brand of my family that watches Lifetime type movies /j
The dude yelling after his friends "YO DAWG, THIS ONE'S GOT KETCHUP" made me legit laugh out loud, how did I miss that in my first watch through of this movie-
The energizer bunny is a robot bunny with a drum and they use it to show how long their batteries last
"This one got ketchup!" I genuinely laughed at that