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  • Sawtooth Waves
    Sawtooth Waves Rok temu +5425

    part two please i laughed so hard

  • 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮
    𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮 10 miesięcy temu +1340

    I like how everyone ignored that he was frying a whole egg.

  • becca lópez
    becca lópez 8 miesięcy temu +3043

    ahh yes. everyone’s favorite nicki minaj song: bees in the chunk

    • Xander Mykah
      Xander Mykah 6 miesięcy temu +51

      @Memez4u He says “trunk” the first time, but the second time sounds like “chunk”.

    • some japanese person
      some japanese person 6 miesięcy temu +26

      @Memez4u it's just that when he said it it sounded like "chunk" bc you couldn't hear the r lol

    • Memez4u
      Memez4u 6 miesięcy temu +46

      Trunk? Am i gonna end up in r/wooosh?

    • あせ
      あせ 6 miesięcy temu +38

      Bees in the chump be-bees in the chunks

    • Chase Crawford-Herold
      Chase Crawford-Herold 6 miesięcy temu +40

      Chunk?

  • Wølfie¡¿
    Wølfie¡¿ 9 miesięcy temu +861

    I love how the lion den thing is only protected with the kind of fence you’d see in a suburban backyard

  • Tori H
    Tori H 10 miesięcy temu +517

    As an employee at the home depot I can confirm that these are indeed our core values

    • AJ
      AJ 16 godzin temu

      please tell me they made the "on board" joke in your training videos

    • Jade Van heerden
      Jade Van heerden 5 miesięcy temu +5

      I can confirm I was the floor

  • CodyScriblyn🍊
    CodyScriblyn🍊 Rok temu +6212

    I'm always amazed at how he can keep jokes recurring but never make them boring

    • Jonaisageek
      Jonaisageek 3 dni temu

      it’s like a freakin cinematic universe

    • yeet hiTTTer
      yeet hiTTTer 11 dni temu

      @Thai Yes that is me please give me your credit card information

    • Thai
      Thai 11 dni temu

      @yeet hiTTTer BRETTA!?!!

    • Thai
      Thai 11 dni temu

      Just like Danny's squishy bones routine, it was started on his review of scales a mermaids tale, and continues until now

    • Crystal Sky
      Crystal Sky 15 dni temu

      It's like having inside jokes

  • Queen Bre
    Queen Bre 10 miesięcy temu +668

    13:39 is the most genuine shock and disgust ive seen on kurtis and I am in tears every time I hear the panicked "WHATTHEFUCK"

    • Gay Air Conditioner
      Gay Air Conditioner 2 miesięcy temu +13

      I will never not laugh at that part xD
      absolutely one of my favorite parts is his reaction to that video

  • unknowngillary
    unknowngillary 5 miesięcy temu +129

    fun fact: The 87 nails and 7 push pins video is an ACTUAL news story that went up in 2018. The animation shown was just a representation of what actually happened.

  • Laura Chhan
    Laura Chhan 10 miesięcy temu +563

    The "be careful. Don't 🍁" made me almost choke on my spaghetti.

    • selphxbic ф
      selphxbic ф 4 miesięcy temu +1

      i read this as dont leaf

    • eli mushroom
      eli mushroom 6 miesięcy temu +11

      dont leaf

    • DaydreamAceFox [he\she\they\it]
      DaydreamAceFox [he\she\they\it] 6 miesięcy temu +6

      @Holy Shard it’s first problem is that it’s fucking CANADA

    • Holy Shard
      Holy Shard 7 miesięcy temu +13

      What's wrong with canada?

    • AlaskaPetals
      AlaskaPetals 7 miesięcy temu +59

      little did everyone know, its actually "be careful. don't *canada* " the the smoke is just hot breath that's visible since its freezing cold 🤯💅🏻✨

  • DexDB
    DexDB 7 miesięcy temu +136

    Kurtis speed running the stages of grief at 13:34 kills me everytime

  • Simly
    Simly Rok temu +10153

    I literally can never predict the direction of any one of Kurtis’ sketches, it’s so wild how every single one just takes such a left turn lmao

    • Fish_Chips
      Fish_Chips 5 miesięcy temu +1

      3 left turns make a right… kurtis takes about 9

    • Holy Shard
      Holy Shard 7 miesięcy temu

      I get professional improv vibes from them..but also scripted (edit: nevermind, all professional improv)

    • Овощ
      Овощ 7 miesięcy temu +2

      Sometimes even a right turn

    • Rain
      Rain 7 miesięcy temu +1

      Hey, be careful

    • Jada P
      Jada P 8 miesięcy temu +2

      I literally laughed the entire video.. I’m finding this TikTok immediately 😭

  • MoonyLighty
    MoonyLighty 4 miesięcy temu +47

    I literally quote “bees in the trunk, bees, bees in the trunk” on a daily basis now. What have you done to me, Kurtis.

  • Luana Santos
    Luana Santos 3 miesięcy temu +36

    so that's why he was so obsessed with smearing poop in that Christmas movie review

    • Matt Cottrell
      Matt Cottrell Miesiąc temu +6

      Yeah kurtistown has a lot of lore.

  • Patrick Woods
    Patrick Woods 10 miesięcy temu +96

    Hey man some constructive criticism would be that, whatever you’re doing is working. You’re genuinely funnier than your older videos so like whatever it is, keep it up.

  • Emma T
    Emma T 8 miesięcy temu +101

    Kurtis’ little “what the fuck” laugh at 13:46 is my favorite.

  • Hannah Bayles
    Hannah Bayles Rok temu +19853

    A goat story callback? A fresh faced Kurtis? What did we ever do to deserve this? 😩🙏🏻

    • Silverboa
      Silverboa Miesiąc temu

      I was waiting for Katy when he mentioned nails tbh

    • 【blitzylizzy!】
      【blitzylizzy!】 3 miesięcy temu

      oh hey hannah

    • C Cm
      C Cm 4 miesięcy temu

      Would you like.....another nail.....sir?

    • Babyy Demon
      Babyy Demon 4 miesięcy temu

      @noodlearg 😂😂😂

    • dot dot dot
      dot dot dot 5 miesięcy temu

      Fresh faced Kurtis transported me right back to 2019

  • Nanki Singh
    Nanki Singh 10 miesięcy temu +196

    “BE CAREFUL”. Don’t watch this video while eating, you’ll choke while laughing

  • Jamira Singss
    Jamira Singss 10 miesięcy temu +316

    Ok that nails one reminds me: my sisters friends was too annoyed w his gf and didn’t feel like dealing w her so he left stopped at the pizza place ate a pizza and walked to the hospital eating it (bc he has a terrible milk allergy) and timed it so by the time he got to the hospital the allergic reaction happened. ALL BC HE DIDNT FEEL LIKE BEING HOME W HER NO MORE BC THEY WERE ARGUING. i have never laughed so hard. He just said brb got pizza and ate it on the way there, pretty sure she was his emergency contact tho so i feel like she woulda ended up going there..

    • Minnow
      Minnow 5 miesięcy temu +12

      @3dg3lord straight people

    • Amy Aberrant
      Amy Aberrant 6 miesięcy temu +23

      That is a really odd form of self harm, I hope he ended up getting the help he needed, and breaking up if necessary

    • Allison Avery
      Allison Avery 6 miesięcy temu +2

      @3dg3lord that’s what I’m thinking

    • HeyitsLilah
      HeyitsLilah 7 miesięcy temu +41

      I’m sorry I thought you said terrible milk energy.. like the vibes were off Lmaoo I need sleep

    • 3dg3lord
      3dg3lord 7 miesięcy temu +20

      Why didn't he break up with her?

  • BG
    BG 9 miesięcy temu +55

    this is genuinely such a hilarious video, I was laughing out loud for most of it and I’ve watched it before, thank you Kurtis

  • Hannah Hubbell
    Hannah Hubbell 19 dni temu +4

    There was a safety place like that near me that everyone went to the summer before first grade, and they gave you a little diploma at the end of the week. I remember them showing us videos of things like a girl running on a pool deck, only to slip, fall, and break both legs. That week scarred me for life.

  • Carla
    Carla Rok temu +3216

    I love how Kurtis looks equally ashamed and super excited right before he makes a terrible joke

  • kangaruuz
    kangaruuz 8 miesięcy temu +33

    i’m watching this for the second time and tears are streaming down my face this video is so funny kurtis

  • TheSunflowerSniper
    TheSunflowerSniper 3 miesięcy temu +9

    That bees in the trunk thing kinda almost happened to me once. There was a nest of wasps living in the eaves of my house and my dad sprayed them till they moved out. We'd thought they'd gone till I started seeing them crawl out of my car mirrors. Sprayed them again. A few weeks later I went to get into my trunk for something and there was a nest in there too. Thank goodness they spray the first time got those ones to leave also.

  • Tayler Kendall
    Tayler Kendall 10 miesięcy temu +41

    I don't think I've ever laughed so fucking hard, yes make more videos Kurt. Please.

  • Not a Robbott
    Not a Robbott 8 miesięcy temu +36

    I am not lying when I say this is one of the best videos ever on PLclip.
    I’ve watched this so many times, the jokes are so perfectly timed.

  • Faith Telford
    Faith Telford Rok temu +6202

    These tiktoks are visual representations of my anxiety thinking of every worst case scenario

  • Pingo
    Pingo 4 miesięcy temu +15

    This video is so funny that after watching it for the third time I made a conscious decision to not watch it again until I REALLY need it. Can’t let this masterpiece get old for me. One day, when I’ll be really down, I’ll seek it out again and for 16:53 forget all my troubles.

  • ParadoxOracle
    ParadoxOracle 6 miesięcy temu +10

    OH MY GOD. Safety village was REAL? Im so fucking happy you mentioned it because to this day I slightly remembered the biking experience but not the name and the idea of just like two classes of children just riding around a tiny town for an hour or so felt like a fever dream

  • sultry
    sultry 5 miesięcy temu +7

    I love your vids and how you can manage to make me laugh even when I'm going through some weird mental shit at this point in my life. Thanks for making life bearable, dude

  • XxGamingFirexX
    XxGamingFirexX Miesiąc temu +4

    I was having a family dinner and we were having a very serious discussion about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, and all of a sudden I thought of the “man argument” and pictured how that would have gone. Then I started hysterically laughing and no one knew why

  • Jerememe 98
    Jerememe 98 Rok temu +3109

    As a former home depot employee I can confirm that watching people get their asses ripped from toilet seats is a daily part of the job

    • ZZZ
      ZZZ 11 miesięcy temu +2

      As a current home depot employee I'm glad I work nights D38

    • Salem
      Salem Rok temu +4

      nice basara icon

    • Zoe Wolfe
      Zoe Wolfe Rok temu +13

      as a current Home Depot employee, I can give a current confirmation that yes this is what we do

    • ya girl trice
      ya girl trice Rok temu +8

      daily??

    • RoxoNova
      RoxoNova Rok temu +77

      You must’ve also have people ordering the usual pins and nails

  • the creature
    the creature 5 miesięcy temu +12

    6:02 why is no one talking about the absolute cosmic horror of this bee keepers scream

  • Super Vegito
    Super Vegito 3 miesięcy temu +7

    “Nobody wants a dead kid on their hands. It leaves a stain” William Afton approved

  • Barely Noticeable
    Barely Noticeable 2 miesięcy temu +7

    13:44 Kurtis’ utter distress, I found absolutely hilarious.

  • Total Nerd
    Total Nerd 9 miesięcy temu +18

    Kurtis has a really cute laugh, I love it :)

  • Sarah Ohsiek
    Sarah Ohsiek Rok temu +4310

    we may have lost the mustache but we still have the mullet and that’s what really matters

    • Goobs
      Goobs 5 miesięcy temu

      The real mullet was the friends we made along the way

    • Lovely Kyla
      Lovely Kyla Rok temu +1

      Yep 😔

    • BourPi
      BourPi Rok temu +1

      mullet matter

    • gamer gaymer
      gamer gaymer Rok temu +6

      @caitlin *OH SHE'S RIGHT!*

    • caitlin
      caitlin Rok temu +10

      *YOU NEVER SWALLOW 87 NAILS AND 7 PUSH PINS* 👩👊

  • Aries Matthews
    Aries Matthews 4 miesięcy temu +10

    Kurtis always makes the uncomfortable uncontrollable ugly laugh 😂 pour out of me. It's pathetic how much I have to work to open my eyes cause I'm weak from laughter

  • Joryn Wright
    Joryn Wright 10 miesięcy temu +48

    “You know boomers, always doing this?” * Gromit hand movements *

  • faye corvi
    faye corvi 3 miesięcy temu +2

    i actually laughed so hard i couldn't breathe
    thanks kurtis

  • Akkera
    Akkera 5 miesięcy temu +7

    He had me at "Brain damage is lit" 💀🛐

  • Marina Gomes
    Marina Gomes Rok temu +1774

    I almost died out of laughter, Kurtis, why didn’t you put a “be careful” warning? Do you want to kill your citizens?

    • Yvonne Jer
      Yvonne Jer Rok temu +1

      You are a treasure for this!! Hope Nicksnotgreen is still editing these videos!

    • scout the puppy
      scout the puppy Rok temu +3

      @G & A OH GOSH

    • G & A
      G & A Rok temu +24

      His twin who edits his videos is jealous and he will not rest till he kills all of Kurtistown

    • PS1 Hagrid ouf of character
      PS1 Hagrid ouf of character Rok temu +7

      YOU WERENT NICE ENOUGH OH NO

  • Eliot
    Eliot 3 miesięcy temu +3

    By the end of this video, I was laughing so hard I had to take my inhaler. This is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

  • redblackwhitestripes
    redblackwhitestripes 9 miesięcy temu +12

    i laughed way too long at "lift spirits maybe" 9:35

  • Esmond Singley
    Esmond Singley 5 miesięcy temu +8

    Kurtis: "this is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen"
    Also kurtis: *silence*

  • Isha Sharma
    Isha Sharma 2 miesięcy temu +1

    i love how kurtis finds a joke in everything, like how…

  • rät child
    rät child 11 miesięcy temu +6141

    the clip of kurtis's knee cracking while he is doing an extremely gremlin-esque little dance is simply criminally underrated. i've been losing it for several moments now because of this.

    • Velveteen Rhino
      Velveteen Rhino 2 miesięcy temu

      I laughed so hard for so long

    • justpeachy
      justpeachy 4 miesięcy temu +1

      @Just me ScøttieLoL losing nnn to kurtis conner videos would be an honor

    • Babyy Demon
      Babyy Demon 4 miesięcy temu +2

      That’s exactly what I feel every time Kurtis says, “fucking pardon” and when he edits his face all goofy af i fucking lose it for a solid 10minutes.
      Every. Single. Time.😂😂😂🤷🏻‍♀️

    • fart
      fart 5 miesięcy temu

      i’m literally in an airport and i’m trying to keep it together

    • P- Daddy
      P- Daddy 5 miesięcy temu

      That was top comedy

  • Hanging Garden
    Hanging Garden 4 miesięcy temu +3

    The goblin knee crack is still one of the funniest shit ever

  • Anjounet Leavell
    Anjounet Leavell 5 miesięcy temu +6

    13:45 is one of the *best* reactions on PLclip! Hands down

  • Allison Avery
    Allison Avery 6 miesięcy temu +2

    I’d love a part 2, thanks for the content Kurtis

  • Smith Smith
    Smith Smith 7 miesięcy temu +4

    "Safety village" looks and sounds like some kind of location in South Park.

  • Kylee Conrad
    Kylee Conrad 11 miesięcy temu +3856

    Fyi: Former Home Depot employee here and the ass glued to a crapper situation actually happened. A "prankster" got clear industrial adhesive from the aisle and a different customer then went in some time later and got stuck. The poor bastard was older so I think he just wasnt strong enough to get up before the glue set. Fire and ambulance came and had to shut off water system, unbolt the toilet with him attached, then trot him thru the store and into ambulance.

    • Cheezburgercatzfl
      Cheezburgercatzfl Miesiąc temu

      Dunno if anyone said this already but it seems like someone just took clips from the CG parts of old TomoNewsUS videos and added the caption to skew the context lol. plclip.com/video/mWoufisA7vc/wideo.html here's the toilet lady

    • Linda McDaniel
      Linda McDaniel Miesiąc temu

      this also happened to a little girl in a restaurant I beleive

    • Jayne Nunya
      Jayne Nunya 3 miesięcy temu

      f for toilet man

    • macandfries
      macandfries 4 miesięcy temu

      Same with the 87 nails

  • attackofthepandas
    attackofthepandas 7 miesięcy temu +5

    OMG Safety Village… just had flashbacks… one time I brought in my Littlest Pet Shop helmet and they told me it wasn’t safe to use cuz it had a lil crack in it and they literally threw it out on me

  • shibu
    shibu 5 miesięcy temu +3

    the knee crack while kurtis is dancing made me die 😭

  • Q toelke
    Q toelke Miesiąc temu +3

    That home depot employee skit scared the shit out of me im not ashamed to admit

  • NobodyALT YT
    NobodyALT YT Miesiąc temu

    This has taught me so much about safety thank you for this kurtis

  • Tj Smeejay
    Tj Smeejay Rok temu +1654

    The woman who created Gert and Burt, the "Stay Alert, Stay Safe" bunnies was a Canadian mom whose child got kidnapped and eventually was found murdered, possibly killed by a serial child predator. She created the bunny safety mascots to teach children about being safe in various circumstances where they might encounter strangers without having a trusted adult around. Her hope was to prevent what happened to her child from happening to any others.

    • SunFlower
      SunFlower Rok temu +3

      thats cool actually

    • Akira Chiyoko
      Akira Chiyoko Rok temu +19

      Sad

    • jayasree
      jayasree Rok temu +36

      🥺

    • Mina Jones
      Mina Jones Rok temu +280

      That’s so sad!!! But it’s awesome she was able to create something to help others.

  • ꧁ mischief managed ꧂
    ꧁ mischief managed ꧂ 23 dni temu +3

    I was so scared of that 2nd story that I didn’t swallow my 87 nails and 7 push pins for weeks afterwards

  • -
    - 5 miesięcy temu +4

    my dads like 60 and he watches cat tiktoks on his ipad all day, its kinda funny

  • Margo Hartley
    Margo Hartley 7 miesięcy temu +3

    I have to do a lot of safety training for my labs, classes, and clubs and I can confirm it’s sometimes hilariously ridiculous.
    Animations of a man being electrocuted because he touched a puddle with a live wire in it. Seems logical.

  • Felicia W.
    Felicia W. 5 miesięcy temu +4

    I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

  • Georgia Moorvan
    Georgia Moorvan Rok temu +7764

    i have no clue how kurtis *somehow* manages to incorporate goat story into his videos. a real genius

    • Anya_Brdie
      Anya_Brdie 6 miesięcy temu

      It’s iconic

    • woowee mama
      woowee mama 8 miesięcy temu +5

      @kehnxii Kraquer The goat story videos you better watch it if you don’t want to get a fish in the mouth

    • kehnxii Kraquer
      kehnxii Kraquer 8 miesięcy temu +2

      Which video is that? I want to be in the club!

    • bethany
      bethany 8 miesięcy temu +4

      The way I just finished watching the goat story videos 💀💀

    • caitlin
      caitlin 11 miesięcy temu +18

      @Alex Drees opp fish in the mouth

  • Psychic Pie
    Psychic Pie 4 miesięcy temu +3

    Kurtis, I’m really drunk but I just wanted to thank you, you videos are like my lullaby but not in a bad way🤍🙏🙏👍🏾

  • Babydollfatt
    Babydollfatt 7 miesięcy temu +2

    my god this video was by far my favorite video of yours Kurtis. I haven't laughed so hard I cried in so long, thank you. It got me through a difficult night.

  • Dori
    Dori Miesiąc temu +1

    haha I went to the Durham safety village a few years ago, to take my nephews trick or treating... they legit had people handing out candy in all those buildings... it was weird af and I completely forgot about it until I just saw those pictures of it lmao

  • DilliedAlly
    DilliedAlly 6 miesięcy temu +2

    pls do part 2 omg i was dying laughing at this one. I found your channel a couple weeks ago after the collab with cody and i am binging it all :)

  • KoyTheArtist
    KoyTheArtist Rok temu +5190

    "safety village" sounds like the most violently canadian thing I've ever heard

    • starcastic
      starcastic 3 miesięcy temu

      @soap same

    • Astrid Echo
      Astrid Echo 3 miesięcy temu

      Idk abt that we have a similar thing in Texas and it the only good thing abt growing up in Texas. I may have just assumed that these were a thing everywhere
      Mine was called safety city and had a whole buncha instructions on traffic laws, nutritional health, and how to swim safely (they had a small lake beside the lil town)
      It was bomb as fuck and the amount you paid was determined by your income idk if it's still around tho

    • Megan Sanei Bingley
      Megan Sanei Bingley 3 miesięcy temu

      It is

    • Môth
      Môth 3 miesięcy temu

      In America we had safety town

    • sweatpantsstrawberries
      sweatpantsstrawberries 3 miesięcy temu

      We have biztown in Iowa lok

  • Mikayla Ferguson
    Mikayla Ferguson 4 miesięcy temu

    kurtis. this video has me crying from laughing so hard. thank you

  • Dallas Thornley
    Dallas Thornley 10 miesięcy temu +14

    This Safety Village is actually a great idea.

  • Galaxy
    Galaxy 3 miesięcy temu +1

    The knee crack made me die of laughter because that happens to me all the time 💀

  • Jenny Smith
    Jenny Smith 10 miesięcy temu +4

    That nail and push pin thing is actually true. Apparently the man had said he ate a bun full of nails but comes to find out he had suicidal tendencies and the girlfriend said he just didn’t take the fight they had to well

    • Avery Black
      Avery Black 5 miesięcy temu

      It sounded like some pretty severe suicide attempt with the video and just the scenario

    • Michele Dobbins
      Michele Dobbins 10 miesięcy temu

      haha wut😁

  • 3m0 of the Legion Collective
    3m0 of the Legion Collective 11 miesięcy temu +11547

    It's just like anxiety.
    "Be careful."
    "Of what?"
    "Idk, just be careful."

    • AutisticACE
      AutisticACE 5 miesięcy temu +3

      & then your brain imagines the craziest, most unrealistic horror scenarios possible 😅😭

    • detested
      detested 6 miesięcy temu +1

      Be worried and ready to fight or run.
      Why.
      Idk just a random thought that i'm going to put on repeat in your head.

    • Alex Mackrell
      Alex Mackrell 6 miesięcy temu +5

      @Rainbow CatTail Headbutts from cats are actually a sign of affection, so your cat is showing you they love youu

    • Marissa Maté
      Marissa Maté 7 miesięcy temu

      So accurate

  • Pretty Guardian
    Pretty Guardian 6 miesięcy temu +8

    All the boomers I know are weirdly obsessed with Tik Tok and they seem to take everything they hear on the internet as fact.

  • Simon
    Simon 5 miesięcy temu +3

    Me: *Sees Dr Youn*
    Me: *gets weirdly excited*

  • Shokolade
    Shokolade 4 miesięcy temu +10

    nobody:
    my dreams: 9:07

  • Lana Walsh
    Lana Walsh 17 dni temu +1

    I couldn’t stop laughing after the bone cracked! 😂

  • s0ft.fuzzy.man_
    s0ft.fuzzy.man_ Rok temu +12942

    Kurtis without a mustache makes him look even younger he's gaining more power.

    • stale fries
      stale fries 2 miesięcy temu +1

      @ur mom i genuinely thought the first few were joking but then i realized

    • Hank Enthusiast
      Hank Enthusiast 2 miesięcy temu

      @_d that's the German flag....

    • Parker Knight
      Parker Knight 2 miesięcy temu

      Losing power with every crack

    • Apocalyptic Moth
      Apocalyptic Moth 3 miesięcy temu

      @_d it’s the gay man flag and the asexual flag

    • ur mom
      ur mom 3 miesięcy temu +5

      all the "hello fellow lesbian" comments are real ironic now

  • NoelletheSquid
    NoelletheSquid 24 dni temu +1

    I had "safety town" living in West Virginia and I HATED that place, the only thing really I remember about it was my intense hatred.

  • Nickui
    Nickui 9 miesięcy temu +4

    I'm serious you're one of the best PLcliprs on this platform, living legend. Thanks for making such funny videos 🙏😄

  • Alix Giddens
    Alix Giddens 5 miesięcy temu +1

    Kurtis arguing with himself at the end for seemingly no reason just to link Man Argument back in is premium content

  • MOON _ FACTOR
    MOON _ FACTOR 4 miesięcy temu +1

    After a third watch, I must say. You could make more videos on this exact subject, and not just i but ALL of cortisone would assuredly watch every minute of them

  • lee
    lee Rok temu +1240

    that home depot horror segment is pure and unmatched art

    • moe minniefield
      moe minniefield Rok temu +1

      shit scared the fuck outta me

    • Tye Gordon
      Tye Gordon Rok temu

      it killed me that he ended the video with it

    • M. Oliveira
      M. Oliveira Rok temu +5

      I heard the Home Depot music and got freaked out that I knew and couldn’t place it and then it hit me. Spooky stuff man, spooky stuff

    • OKAY
      OKAY Rok temu +4

      Especially with the Home Depot music - just brilliant

    • Max Gray
      Max Gray Rok temu +16

      Based on a real story too!

  • Eli Inc.
    Eli Inc. 2 miesięcy temu

    As a home depot employee I can confirm this is 100% accurate

  • slushiie
    slushiie 8 miesięcy temu +2

    I've actually been kind of terrified of this video and always skipped over it but I'm finally gonna watch it. Mostly because of my giant phobia of swallowing small objects

  • The Turquoise Covered Unicorn
    The Turquoise Covered Unicorn 10 miesięcy temu +8

    When I tell you I watched the last 3 minutes repeatedly and subjected every single family member to it... Then still watched it a few more times... Oh my yee yee 🤣🤣🤣

  • Northwest Girl
    Northwest Girl 9 miesięcy temu +5

    Crying laughing at this while trying to do my eyeliner, best start to the day.

  • Butterfly
    Butterfly Rok temu +2674

    Dude all I’m gonna say is that Kurtis’ jokes slap way harder when you haven’t slept in two days, like imagine being hella sleep deprived and getting shown a video of an imaginary old lady opening her trunk to find a swarm of bees.

    • Airotiv
      Airotiv Rok temu

      🤣👍👍💜

    • I have no name
      I have no name Rok temu

      This is sick but please don't try to get too sleep deprived on purpose. I didn't sleep for 6 days once. Long story short I ended up having a psychotic episode and almost dying. 7 days kills you, don't forget that.

    • Johnathan Kindall
      Johnathan Kindall Rok temu

      i ONLY watch new kurtis videos high

    • phoebe elizabeth
      phoebe elizabeth Rok temu

      this is me rn hahahaha

    • lacrimosa_
      lacrimosa_ Rok temu

      LMAOOOO SAMEE

  • VV Music
    VV Music 5 miesięcy temu +2

    That one relatable moment when you eat a nail sandwich with a side of push pins and a drink of car oil

  • d r o w s y r a t z
    d r o w s y r a t z 5 miesięcy temu +10

    I cannot tell you how many times I've come back to this video just for 1:32

  • Rookie
    Rookie 2 miesięcy temu +1

    ive watched and rewatched this video so many times now, its so funny! part 2 please!!!!

  • Deathray Gonzo
    Deathray Gonzo 6 miesięcy temu +2

    Arguing with your friend and shooting each other with crossbows really strains that friendship.

  • Mo Yo
    Mo Yo Rok temu +2172

    The Home Depot employees rushing to gawk at the person glued to a toilet seat in the bathroom is the most realistic part of everything

    • gamer gaymer
      gamer gaymer Rok temu +1

      @Josh Roehl something i've always wondered about you Josh is how the fuck you have 1k subscribers?
      Who listened to your music and thought
      "This is good music i shall subscribe to this man to hear more"

    • K M
      K M Rok temu +7

      that’s actually a real story omg

    • Lil Pip
      Lil Pip Rok temu +9

      reminds me of peep show😭😭

  • Jake Greene
    Jake Greene 15 dni temu +1

    I am a Home Depot employee and I can confirm all of this is true

  • sf eventing
    sf eventing 6 miesięcy temu +4

    Omg i remember safety village!!! Best memories aside from the lady that screamed at me for not knowing how to drive.. as an 8 year old...

  • Esteban Meza
    Esteban Meza Miesiąc temu

    I’ve seen about 90% of kurtis’s videos this is by far the best one comedically speaking every jokes is fire 🔥

  • Phoenix Barfuss
    Phoenix Barfuss 3 miesięcy temu +1

    I absolutely lost it when the guy was in prison and was just pooing everywhere. My god.

  • Thao Ha
    Thao Ha Rok temu +5798

    "i'm the youngest man alive", having a knee crack 30 seconds later😂

  • dot dot dot
    dot dot dot 5 miesięcy temu +1

    Kurtis without his moustache transported me right back to 2019

  • Saint Somnia
    Saint Somnia 3 miesięcy temu

    Kurtis is the only person who's gotten me to unironically laugh at a dab

  • Flannel Astronaut
    Flannel Astronaut 4 miesięcy temu +1

    Holy shit my town also had one of those safety towns. It was with clown firefighters and they would come to our school every year and teach about safety.

  • Multiple_Fandomz
    Multiple_Fandomz 26 dni temu

    You don't understand how funny Kurtis saying "What the fuck" in the most genuine tone possible is