I Became A Country Boy

“Do British country boys exist?”
Yeah they’re called Australians

As someone who lives in Alberta, I gotta say you really nailed the "I'm going to call you a slur" look. Impeccable transformation 10/10

I love that he’s talking about that man’s mommy milkers, but not that voluptuous cake???? That man could use that thing as a shelf omg

A friend of mine once said to me: "the further outside of the city you live, the harder you try to die for fun" which I feel is decently accurate

As an American Midwesterner who has to deal with Bass Pro Shops and racist country boys all the time, I commend you for being able to take a single step into Bass Pro. it truly is an overwhelming experience. well done, you are very strong.

Other PLcliprs: “Oh hey I moved”
Kurtis Conner: *emotionally prepares you for his impending move*

This song is a true master piece. There's romance, drama, heartbreak, plot twists, beer, trucks, and county girls

oh my god I never knew “dip” meant chewing tobacco. when it was mentioned in other videos I thought country boys really liking dipping sauces was just a stereotype I had completely missed

True story: where I live is home to the original Bass Pro Shops, I think it's the largest in the world too. It contains: a whole ass waterfall, a fkn massive taxidermied bear, multiple aquariums with numerous fishies that live in MO waters, an antique gun museum, an albino alligator, and a fancy seafood restaurant.
It's insanely massive. Also they cover basically every square inch inside and out with Christmas lights for the entirety of December and it's like driving by the sun.

I showed the song to my friend from Texas and he first said he felt personally attacked.. Then after listening to it for the third time, said it was annoyingly catchy and added it to his playlist.. Absolute win
(Update: My friend showed a co-worker and he also liked the song.. It's spreading..)

I’m glad that “except for that one time” is a staple of the intro now

WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO GET THE BEERS TO
OPEN U COULD RLLY TELL HE WAS FROM CANADA CUZ HE GOES. “Really gotta do it hard. EH?!”

ok but one of the funniest things about country boys is having a confederate flag AND an american flag hanging up right beside each other. do they know what the civil war was about.
also as someone from appalachian hick roots: i was expecting you to say crick instead of creek

So, I grew up on a farm and my family has farmed for generations. I’m the black sheep of the family (a trans bisexual who listens to alt and wants to live in the city) and this is genuinely so accurate and amazing.

His disheartened "oh" at 10:10 at the confederate flag, trump flag, and dip combo is honestly so relatable

“Dude I look racist” I’ve never heard something more accurate

As someone who lives in texas, seeing someone call moutain dew a country drink so confidently while being dumbfounded by a bass pro shop was hilarious.

I honestly think that I could play that song for my country-music-loving mother, and she would like it without a question. It would probably take forever for her to realize what the lyrics were. Tempting.

As an European this video was a WILD ride, but I enjoyed it so much nonetheless

“A shitty boy at fart” I’M LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD 😭😭

I love how Kurtis never ceases to not make the joke about camouflage being invisible. It's so old, but he keeps it alive

Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 4 sentadillas son unos Likeex.Uno muchas y un buen ejercicio. Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😍👍 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖 los mortalest abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer.

Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
250 -sentadillas son unos- 4.fo/INSEXXXX -muchas y un buen ejercicio.-
, no-puede-ir-pero-de-tan-solo verlos
desde pantalla,, se que estuvo
Sorprendente .
5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😍👍 Saludos desde la Cd..
de world 🌹😉💖 los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer.

Hey Kurtis, I know this video is from all the way back in 2020 but I need you to know that I've watched it like 15 times and I revisit it very often. Amazing video my guy. Much love

as someone from Tennessee, you really nailed the “i will call you a slur” look
✊🥺

Speaking as a girl raised and residing in a good size chunk of the southeast US, you nailed it, there's no way I'd be able to tell you're one of them city boys if you were way out on the lake in a pontoon boat. From a distance I'd see you open them Coronas on your knee while you're barefoot water skiing and be like Yep he's legit, I bet he can skin a squirrel in 2 seconds flat in a ring of fire, and not even lose his hat. Wish I was related to him. 💔

"thats like if Jeff Bezos wrote a song about ethical business practices, you know? Sure it'd be great to heart but he doesn't know anything about that" you don't understand how hard that made me laugh

It’s funny how they pride themselves in being so big and strong and manly but throw a tantrum when someone says their pronouns

He did a good job of becoming every guy in my high school, specifically the one guy who sits next to me in science down to the curly mullet, and it was scary

I think I’ve watched this video at least 10 times and I laugh every time. This is one of my comfort videos for some reason so thanks Kurtis!!

listening to a bisexual country song about not being related to your girlfriend is the absolute *last thing* I thought I'd do today but here we are

My fiance had to come see what I was laughing at because this entire video had me dying lmao thank you so much, Kurtis

I come back to this video every once in a while to appreciate the masterpiece that gave us Blood Related. The song slaps both ironically and unironically

is anyone talking about how the song has clever lyrics and has a good sound like its thoroughly funny even though it sounds really well written ?? kurtis man. ur songwriting. good

Still can't believe how real and good the song is..

As a girl that lives in Texas the funniest part of the video is when he tucked his pants into his boots hahaha

I am a Kurtistown country boy, and I have one thing to say
Kurtis, I officially appoint you the title of true country boy

I bet if I played blood related to my grandparents (both raised in Texas and have deer heads mounted on their wall) they would unironicly enjoy this song

As Kurtis gets progressively more drunk this video gets funnier

"Dude, I like, look racist"
-Kurtis Conner 2020

Oh my god, my face fucking hurts from smiling so wide and laughing so hard at the song. Thank you, Kurtis, for brightening up my workday 😂.

I legit started having a panic attack when Kurtis tucked his jeans, you can tell he ain't a real country boy
No hate to Kurtis but Jesus don't tuck the jeans my guy

i grew up in a family who loved country music and the saddest part was that i was singing the correct tune of the song along with kurtis just reading the lyrics
yea ill get some help

Kurtis opening bottles with his feet is about the coolest thing ever.

"she's the yee to my yee" is the most legendary line i've ever heard. nothing can top it. quit while you're ahead kurtis

Can I get a daggum it, ya’ll? I’m from Alabama, and this is very relatable…can I say that? Should I say that? Just one critique, say something about red dirt roads in your next song. And…and skeeters. That’s mosquitos to you city folk. And maw. And paw. And college footbaw. (BARS) It’s been delightful finding your channel. I am now a proud citizen of Kurtistown. Much love! (Too bad we ain’t kin.) xoxo Gigi

As a girl stuck in the middle of the country and surrounded by country boys.... You aced it.
- yee yee

The legend of Xxlike.Uno -snowquen's- is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day.

It is so dystopian to watch you walk around a store I frequent often for fishing and kayaking supplies like it's another world lol. Your take on country boys is hilarious, I married one of those and this is funny. I also straight up have barrels of cheese balls all the time dude with mountain dew, straight up what I grabbed for gaming nights as a teen in the suburbs. Yes, my husband's 3 style of outfits are all a form of shirt and jeans, he quit dip, it is a struggle to keep him away from camo lol. The ring of fire is something he would have done when he was younger, it's a miracle he and his friends made it to 30.

This is me when kurtis missed the perfect opportunity to say “the stables have turned” 😐

I remember hearing this song on Spotify randomly and I didn’t know it was by Kurtis, ironic I love this twist-

the issue is some people would actually find it a problem that the girl wasn't blood-related somehow because they can't be "trusted" unless they're in the family.smh

29:04 I love how happy Jacob is I keep rewatching it just to see his face

The fact I could play the tunes in my head while you read the lyrics lol. But yeah, sadly a lot of modern country music is basic and flat and I don't like it as much as the older stuff (the older music has more depth and story). Love this channel btw

it's all fun and games until you realize Kurtis actually has the vocal range to be in Wallows

i live in small town rural Montana(its very touristy though so not at all what comes to mind) and... the amount of "country" kids that jsut have a big backyard with no fence and ride horses sometimes but make fun of "city kids" is astonishing. i lived in actually the middle of nowhere and was a horse girl for a long time(thank god im not anymore) so i feel i can be the judge of this.

as a country person ya u can gentrify country music as it started as a working class art. also didnt realize a lot of these things were country and just thougt they were normal :0

I had to use my inhaler during this video because I was laughing so much 😂 the beer but nearly killed me 🤣

As a fellow from Alabama, I want to suggest you nailed the tradesman country look, but you're going to need a much bigger belt buckle and tighter jeans to nail the farm country persona. Thanks for the sacrifice it took to roast the hell out of country couture.

I love how he gave us a bisexual country anthem

as someone who's been to Bass Pro Shops a lot cause of my dad, I can confirm that it is like clipping into the backrooms of earth

watching kurtis transform from someone i enjoy watching babble on the internet to someone i might've called an uncle growing up was uncannily terrifying.

as someone who hates country music, that was an amazing song

I’m kind of a washed out country boy (southern family but raised in a sorta northern, very suburb-to-city area) so your transformation to a country boy is just what I feel like whenever I visit family. Also, how weirded out you were by Bass Pro Shops got a laugh out of me cause I go there semi often

the reason he went into the passenger's seat is because he just wanted to sit in his truck and think about crazy shit

He makes being a "Country boy" look really difficult

The effort this man put into authenticity for his props 👏

As a gentlemen who lives in the countryside, I both laugh and get lightly offended, but then laugh again.
But it seriously sucks having the shitty stereotypical country boys/girls at the forefront of the internet.

I don't ever write comments but I gotta say whenever I believe the video is done and it was an excellent video then Kurtis add even more and it makes it beyond excellent. Great job dude

my grandmother was a 3rd gen dairy farmer and therefore a certified country girl, I remember her once telling me and my siblings that you could always tell a real country boy from a fake, (or as she called, a city slicker) by the way they wore their boots, untucked was real because sand couldn't get in your boots that way, me and my siblings always thought that was the funniest thing because who would ever fake being a country boy lol, but when it zoomed in on his tucked in boots i couldn't stop laughing, rip grandma

Ok but the way he sings the 'we re not blood related' part is actually so good, well the whole song is amazing but that part, damnnn

I live in Texas and that’s painfully accurate, this video is therapeutic 😂😂 thx Kurtis

As someone who grew up in the deep south and moved on after leaving my home town, this video was absolute gold haha

I'm not even a fan of country and that country song was epic

I cannot believe Kurtis made a bisexual cowboy anthem

As I'm busy washing dishes and I hear Kurtis say "two fingers, I've got to do it hard"
Thank you Kurtis, for making me splash soap on the counter.

I think I’ve already watched this video like 4 times in the past but I’ve never laughed harder

kurtis i'd never realized my grandpa's favorite chair was from bass pro shop until this video - we had that sick ass recliner for years and seeing you sit in one gave me actual whiplash

I think my favorite self-aware country song lyrics come from the end of “You Never Even Call Me By My Name” as performed by David Allan Coe:
Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect country & western song
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country & western song
Because he hadn't said anything at all about mama
Or trains, or trucks, or prison, or getting' drunk
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me
And after reading it I realized that my friend had written the perfect country & western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run over by a damned old train

that line "how we supposed to start a family if we ain't family?" daggum...i cried kurtis :( stay strong brother

As someone from Texas seeing ur reaction to the church outfit made my day😂😂

This is so funny to watch as someone who’s from the country, and grew up listening to this music. I never realized these things were weird.

I’m moving to Texas so this was a great tutorial on how to sublimate to the culture!

So... you're turning into every guy from my high school?
Edit:
Kurtis: "I look racist."
I stand by my previous statement

the look of fear in kurtis’ eyes inside of that bass pro shop was entirely genuine.

"Do British country boys exist" OH I GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER-

This video had me rolling🤣 thank you!

I am just in awe that it's the first time that you went there 😂 I mean maybe it's because I enjoyed fishing since I was a little girls but still.... Maybe it's because I was raised in the country too hahaha also the city who was the closest to me was basically really agricultural like surrendered by farm and stuff .....

Watching you try to open those beers was the highlight of my week 😂

“How are supposed to start a family if we ain’t family” 😭😹

Bro my son showed me your videos and this had me dying. So true none of those guys have ever set foot on a farm.

This is one of my favorite YT videos of all time! I love you Kurtis! 😍🤘🏼😆❤️

As a certified country boy who shoots lasers out of my eyes....I approve lol

Kurtis, I really appreciate your stuff!!!

This is Kurtis at his best. Jokes scripted and unscripted, lil tangents, a SONG!! So good

I’m from Charleston, and the amount of kids I knew who thought they were county and lived in 2.7 million dollar houses was astounding

I keep replaying the minute of kurtis in the store. I vote for another hour of kurtis conner uncomfortably wandering around bass pro shop

17:54 oh god with the hat, you legit look like a country boy. (I say this as someone who lives in Arkansas, I see my fair share of country bois) If you had boot-cut jeans that went over the boots, you'd be able to blend in, in my state, if you like...didn't speak. As others have said, your voice gives you away a bit.

Your song tops the country charts! I make fun of country music all the time. My parents werent farmers but i absolutely grew up on doing farm work. my grandparents farm, family friends farms. 4-h club.

“a country boy would’ve just called his golden retriever to lick up the beer” that is so accurate that’s something my grandpa would do