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  • Ella V
    Ella V 10 miesięcy temu +12762

    I'm so sorry that Kurtis had to find out about his brother through google. Why did Will Update and Will Update not tell him about Will Update :(

    • amanda leigh
      amanda leigh 7 miesięcy temu +2

      This made me laugh out loud omg. And I never laugh out loud. I type LOL a lot but I don’t actually do it. So thank you

    • Jonaisageek
      Jonaisageek 7 miesięcy temu +6


    • KP
      KP 10 miesięcy temu +2


    • Anakha nair
      Anakha nair 10 miesięcy temu +2


    • shifty
      shifty 10 miesięcy temu +38

      because they were planning on telling him after they're done updating
      god that was such a dad joke I apologize

  • naomie tat
    naomie tat 9 miesięcy temu +5159

    If his parents were both named Will Update, why would Kurtis’ last name be Conner and not Update? Silly website

  • Mollie Creagan
    Mollie Creagan 9 miesięcy temu +2172

    Kurtis Conner is 5’7, and his alter ego ‘The Internet’ is 5’10

    • Lauren Laass
      Lauren Laass Miesiąc temu +3

      @Unisu germ stop I’m dying 😂

    • Unisu germ
      Unisu germ 5 miesięcy temu +71

      His powerful stand [the internet] gives him the ability to grow 3 inches

  • Poppy Seed
    Poppy Seed 5 miesięcy temu +602

    Kurtis saying "poutine" ALMOST right, then correcting himself and actually saying "wh0r3" in French was pbly the highlight of this video for me

    • Riley
      Riley 16 dni temu


    • Gif
      Gif 27 dni temu +3

      I came to the comments to see if someone said this lmao

  • cringyselfinsert
    cringyselfinsert 10 miesięcy temu +1539

    Fun fact: Kurtis's name is actually spelled Kurtissss and he has a girlfriend named Leah, who he took care of a baby with at some point

    • ꧁ mischief managed ꧂
      ꧁ mischief managed ꧂ 15 dni temu

      you mean chris phucker?

    • Abby Richardson
      Abby Richardson 3 miesięcy temu +3

      Kurtissss’ pronouns are actually she/her…

    • Ambipan
      Ambipan 4 miesięcy temu +1

      @Carmen Mercedes yes.

    • Carmen Mercedes
      Carmen Mercedes 4 miesięcy temu +4

      @Ambipan well like, a hole in the ground...but what about the other way? Would you find like a bump in the ground lol

    • Ambipan
      Ambipan 4 miesięcy temu

      @Carmen Mercedes wdym?

  • mushbloom
    mushbloom 10 miesięcy temu +10830

    i love that kurtis always introduces jenna as "my beautiful girlfriend jenna"

  • Sally Beth
    Sally Beth 9 miesięcy temu +984

    I love how that one article clearly just assumed that when Kurtis said his favorite film was The Mummy, he was talking about the Tom Cruise one with Sofia Boutella as the Mummy, instead of the Brendan Fraser one

  • Knight Enchanter
    Knight Enchanter 10 miesięcy temu +725

    This is tragic. Kurtis is the only one in his family not named Will Update, must be lonely.

    • Lord_Nitrous
      Lord_Nitrous 6 miesięcy temu +8

      This is the first time I've seen one of these bots copy a comment and paste it into the replies of the SAME COMMENT THEY COPIED I didn't know that could even happen-

  • Eternal Miasma
    Eternal Miasma 10 miesięcy temu +428

    “Canadian food doesn’t exist”
    Ketchup chips: am I a joke to you

    • Gif
      Gif 27 dni temu

      I heard in the US “all dressed” chips are also rare

    • Bella No thanks
      Bella No thanks 3 miesięcy temu

      Just found out these existed through this comment… very shocked and upset

    • Amy Aberrant
      Amy Aberrant 6 miesięcy temu

      @Audrey Christy “that’s one meaty lally! 🤪”

    • Alexandra Clark
      Alexandra Clark 6 miesięcy temu


    • Alexandra Clark
      Alexandra Clark 6 miesięcy temu

      What album is your avatar?????? I can’t remember HELP MEEEE

  • Wren
    Wren 9 miesięcy temu +177

    I looked up his height to see if it was changed and it definitely was. It now says he is a "tall and handsome guy" who is "estimated to be 5 feet 10 inches. Also, he has maintained a muscular body."

  • Neb
    Neb 10 miesięcy temu +2550

    Fun Fact: Without his mustache Kurtis is only 5’6”

    • Pokaay
      Pokaay 3 miesięcy temu +42

      @smethies a lot if you’re missing your mustache.

    • smethies
      smethies 10 miesięcy temu +33

      What’s wrong with 5’6”?!? 😡😡🥵

  • Lizzy Bradley
    Lizzy Bradley 8 miesięcy temu +116

    “i don’t need a therapist, i have a podcast” - every man ever 😂😂😂 thank you Kurtis for this comedy

  • Liam Clark
    Liam Clark 10 miesięcy temu +55

    They treat Kurtis’s relationship like a business projection.

  • kayli moon
    kayli moon 9 miesięcy temu +69

    whenever I’m anxious or I feel like I’m going into a negative spiral, I watch your videos and I swear to god I laugh so hard I’m crying 😭😂 thanks for being you dude!

  • bunnybunnyhophop
    bunnybunnyhophop 10 miesięcy temu +98

    Kurtis playing "Short King Anthem" after seeing his height makes me laugh and I don't know why.

  • Hannah
    Hannah 10 miesięcy temu +13305

    “sadly, Conner has many mental health problems and this is why he has lots of time management issues” SENT ME

    • ꧁ mischief managed ꧂
      ꧁ mischief managed ꧂ 15 dni temu

      @E A R *caleb

    • A Hobbit
      A Hobbit 4 miesięcy temu

      Ok but mood

    • MicroLunchBox
      MicroLunchBox 5 miesięcy temu

      @tracylambertchilli wait, isn’t his name Drew? Y’know, the guy who owns a slime youtube channel and has a mansion and a train and a blimp and a unicycle and a submarine and farm and a tractor? Also, his dad is a vampire.

    • dot dot dot
      dot dot dot 5 miesięcy temu

      Help I read this just as he said that 💀

    • alex
      alex 7 miesięcy temu

      I mean same

  • :}b
    :}b 9 miesięcy temu +61

    10:05 this section was so realistic it brought back my anxiety and my head started throbbing, truly an accurate portrayal of what life is like as a millionaire, great work kurtis!

    • :}b
      :}b 9 miesięcy temu +8

      seriously tho I was drawing when it got to that part and I got so uncomfortable i s2g and I didnt even realise it was the distressed child's screams in the background

  • Rydney
    Rydney 5 miesięcy temu +17

    11:58 wow, Kurtis is so nice to share his private jet with so many people🤩 What a nice guy!

  • Gandalf The Frog
    Gandalf The Frog 10 miesięcy temu +341

    "What you do not know is that his real name is Strange Aeons"

    • CryptesqueClownery
      CryptesqueClownery 5 miesięcy temu +1

      I was LOOKING for this comment

    • kevin thetimelord
      kevin thetimelord 7 miesięcy temu +1

      Omg, i almost forgot that video

    • anna
      anna 8 miesięcy temu +15

      @Fruit Salad Studios - Sam and Sal very true. very very true. my apologies for asking such an obvious question.

    • Fruit Salad Studios - Sam and Sal
      Fruit Salad Studios - Sam and Sal 8 miesięcy temu +19

      @anna we're gay anna

    • Paris 54
      Paris 54 8 miesięcy temu +6

      @morose Stop this calling people out

  • Claire Dunn
    Claire Dunn 10 miesięcy temu +87

    fools, kurtis’s favorite food is Hello Fresh™️

    • beans
      beans 9 dni temu

      ii read that as hello flesh

    • Audrey Christy
      Audrey Christy 7 miesięcy temu +4

      Nah it’s Cotton Candy Ramen

  • Honey-senpai
    Honey-senpai 10 miesięcy temu +14013

    “Sadly, Conner has a lot of mental health issues.”
    I died at this point 💀

    • Not a Boomer
      Not a Boomer 2 miesięcy temu

      @Elise Malcho oh my god I laughed so hard

    • Voided
      Voided 2 miesięcy temu +2

      That writer went straight for the throat after that point.

    • Ishbel
      Ishbel 2 miesięcy temu

      me fucking too jesus christ

    • Broadex
      Broadex 2 miesięcy temu

      Don't we all, what does that even mean?

    • shreenidhhi
      shreenidhhi 3 miesięcy temu

      Rip honey senpai

  • Luxy Fox ツ
    Luxy Fox ツ  5 miesięcy temu +25

    fun fact: Kurtis breathes! he has oxygen in his lungs which is a sign that he is alive!

    • Mialevois_crayz
      Mialevois_crayz 2 miesięcy temu +1

      There is no signs of him dying just like there are no signs of a breakup!

    • GusTheBusz
      GusTheBusz 5 miesięcy temu +3

      Woah…that’s weird idk if I can support him anymore after that :/

  • Awkward_since _birth
    Awkward_since _birth 10 miesięcy temu +28

    The dislikes are from the ppl who wrote those articles and turns out they were wrong

  • Ivy Kallembach
    Ivy Kallembach 10 miesięcy temu +47

    the bio about him and jenna reminds me of me trying to fit in every transition sentence into my essay to get extra points

  • Butts McGee
    Butts McGee 10 miesięcy temu +10

    Fun Fact: One time I mentioned Kurtis in the chat of a zoom class but I accidentally misspelled it as "Kuris Conner", and the teacher read it out loud like that, so now I lay awake at night knowing that my teacher will go the rest of her life thinking his name is Kuris instead of Kurtis

  • Influencerzwerg
    Influencerzwerg 10 miesięcy temu +3718

    Fun fact: Kurtis was the first woman to fly across the Atlantic Ocean.

    • Furios Skating
      Furios Skating 24 dni temu

      Yes this is true

    • the cheese man
      the cheese man Miesiąc temu

      Kurmelia sounds like the plural for kermit

    • chelsea ♡︎
      chelsea ♡︎ Miesiąc temu

      omggg wow!!! did you know that he’s also the first person to land on the moon??

    • barelyfunctioning
      barelyfunctioning 10 miesięcy temu +3

      I’m loving all these different interpretations of “Kurmelia”

    • Influencerzwerg
      Influencerzwerg 10 miesięcy temu +6

      @barelyfunctioning kurmelia kinda souns like an herb lol

  • Adrasthe
    Adrasthe 6 miesięcy temu +6

    The fact that you corrected your near perfect prononciation of poutine with a wrong one is just glorious to me

  • Ór
    Ór 5 miesięcy temu +4

    Fun fact: kurtis connor is a 47 year old plumber. She is a mother of 3, has blond hair and is well known for being a vegan blogger.

  • ♡𝙋𝙪𝙣𝙯♡
    ♡𝙋𝙪𝙣𝙯♡ 10 miesięcy temu +19

    I actually went in for that high five.
    Let's just say I was cutting onions a few seconds after that.

  • k1ttym0s
    k1ttym0s 8 miesięcy temu +12

    proud of u for making it to 5'10", keep going king maybe u can hit 5'11" someday

  • stoppit
    stoppit 10 miesięcy temu +3197

    Fun Fact: Kurtis is randomly assigned a different height every moring, he's just on an extremely long unlucky streak of getting 5'9.

  • Kendra C
    Kendra C 9 miesięcy temu +8

    You’re my favorite ogre comedian, you have so many layers in your jokes it’s like an out of body experience

  • AF
    AF 5 miesięcy temu +2

    "theyre a great company run by great people" oh come on Kurtis we know your the CEO of inkbox

  • Outside the Wax Box
    Outside the Wax Box 2 miesięcy temu +2

    “Poutine is the only Canadian food”
    Kraft dinner: *am i a joke to you*

  • kai last name
    kai last name 10 miesięcy temu +7

    the fact that i went in for that high five and was completely betrayed by the too slow has just added to my already toppling mountain of trust issues

  • danielle !
    danielle ! 10 miesięcy temu +9874

    I admire how Kurtis gives every pun that crosses his mind a fair chance, no hierarchy, no pun left behind, every pun will be said through hell or high water, they’ll all get their chance at stardom

    • Miles Smith
      Miles Smith 3 miesięcy temu +1

      I like to imagine that the opposite is true, and there's a few SSDs sitting somewhere in his office just filled with rejected puns.

    • Sumfkn Bunny
      Sumfkn Bunny 3 miesięcy temu +3

      I love how he puts tracks of booing and someone yelling, "fuck you!," after some of his cheesy puns. Cracks me the hell up every time.

    • khushi
      khushi 3 miesięcy temu +2

      qualities of a true mayor

    • Fantastic Madness
      Fantastic Madness 4 miesięcy temu +2

      You could say every one he makes is Pun-derful

    • Anna
      Anna 4 miesięcy temu +1

      I make awful puns almost constantly as a reflex I think part of it is to do with my ADHD brain and seeing Kurtis act like that is beaut

  • NotPenumbra
    NotPenumbra 5 miesięcy temu +2

    I figured out what happened with the article! It’s plagiarized and they just switched out the words for synonyms with a thesaurus. I’ve seen freelance “job offers” for people to do that exact thing :O

  • Alvvay s
    Alvvay s 9 miesięcy temu +30

    Dean is still a concerning man considering the girl who won the episode of “Bestie picks Bae” y’all did came out and said all the beyond creepy shit he did. Would not have guessed y’all were still friends like that.

    • Alvvay s
      Alvvay s 7 miesięcy temu +1

      Jenna Harmonn, another contestant, also has a video up addressing Dean insulting her in the video he did with Justine(girl who won). He will essentially critique a girls body, or makeup, or face, and play it off as comedy.

    • Chelsea xoxo
      Chelsea xoxo 7 miesięcy temu +1

      Alvvay did you delete your comment? I can see the notification but I can't see the explanation comment. Maybe you can post it again

    • Kyli Viie
      Kyli Viie 7 miesięcy temu +1

      Wait, what happened?

    • Chelsea xoxo
      Chelsea xoxo 7 miesięcy temu


  • Francesca Perron
    Francesca Perron 5 miesięcy temu +8

    The height thing matters to short girls as well. My mom is 5'3 and in cm that's 161.5. She is very proud of the 0.5 and if you say she's 161 cm she will correct you

  • Milena Kovalenko
    Milena Kovalenko 5 miesięcy temu +2

    "Poutin is the only Canadian food that really exists"
    Tim Horton's: Am I a joke to you?

  • valeria
    valeria 10 miesięcy temu +3417

    Fact about Kurtis: he played the character "goat" a bisexual goat in the award winning movie a goat story which was filmed in Prague and made a total of -500,000$

    • valeria
      valeria 10 miesięcy temu +5

      @Lazar yeah but only his close friends call him that:/

    • Lazar
      Lazar 10 miesięcy temu +25

      I thought his nickname was THE INTERNET

    • Finn
      Finn 10 miesięcy temu +176

      Fun fact about Drew Gonzales: hee played the boob nail from Katie's very talented breaysts that starred in the same movie as the bisexual goat kurtis conner. (Nickname; kurtis)

  • Shiraz Keidar
    Shiraz Keidar 10 miesięcy temu +19

    Fun fact: his real name is strange aeons

  • Squids INC
    Squids INC 5 miesięcy temu +2

    Kurtis’s entire job is complaining and honestly that’s pretty respectable

  • Carniça
    Carniça 4 miesięcy temu +2

    Hey The Internet, i just wanted to say that I really appreciate your videos, keep up the good work

  • dot dot dot
    dot dot dot 5 miesięcy temu +5

    "Canadian Food" is technically correct because Kurtis lives and eats food in Canada.

  • roop
    roop 10 miesięcy temu +3757

    fun fact: kurtis has two arms, but he doesnt like to brag about it much. humble guy!

    • Hanna Carew
      Hanna Carew 9 miesięcy temu +2

      well actually no, he has six.

    • Natalie Kraemer
      Natalie Kraemer 10 miesięcy temu +5

      What a lad!

    • Poffy Daisy
      Poffy Daisy 10 miesięcy temu +14

      @kermiesan I started laughing at this comment and then I literally forgot that I was playing a video game and I failed the mission I was trying to do for an hour

    • kermiesan
      kermiesan 10 miesięcy temu +22

      @roop yeah no problem

    • roop
      roop 10 miesięcy temu +28

      @kermiesan share some?

  • SaruCharmed
    SaruCharmed 5 miesięcy temu +3

    Damn girl, I like the subtleties of your body estimations.

  • The Bystander
    The Bystander 10 miesięcy temu +2

    I recently came across your channel from Drew and Danny, and wanted you to see this so I chose your newest video to post on. I just wanted to say, that although I don't agree with all of your political views in some of your videos, you are great. You are funny as shit, the straight stinky kind often found in cat litter. Your editing skills are off the fuckin charts. Alot of people prolly don't realize just how much work you put into your editing alone, but it's insane. Hope you see this man, cuz you make my days better!

    • The Bystander
      The Bystander 10 miesięcy temu

      @ƧЦVIDΉ that's what you concentrated on huh? Well I'm not biting Mr troll.

  • Jason Aponte
    Jason Aponte 5 miesięcy temu +2

    you can tell a lot of this online written content(including these celebrity "biographies") is by "non writers" because it sounds like its following guidelines set by an 9th grade english teacher. the guidelines are followed perfectly.. but it was started and completed the same morning it was due. These guidelines where then followed for anything they wrote afterwards.. including half of the more popular super short scary stories they submit to reddit.

  • Sara Nalen
    Sara Nalen 10 miesięcy temu +4

    Kurtis is one of the few PLcliprs that actually make me laugh out loud, feels good

  • Rowan edits peppa
    Rowan edits peppa 10 miesięcy temu +15623

    Kurtis looks like an e-boy, a country boy, and a soft boy combined to be the ultimate boy
    Edit: omg guys I’m sorry I forgot indoor boy

    • elenoid
      elenoid 10 miesięcy temu +1

      Petition to call all guys that are funny, respectful, and generally well-rounded people kurtboys. lmao

    • cherishtheday222
      cherishtheday222 10 miesięcy temu +1

      everytime kurtis shaves his facial hair his fans get thirsty

    • Sarah Nonye
      Sarah Nonye 10 miesięcy temu

      Did kurtboy predict the whole pandemic with indoor boyfriend??? 🤔 🤔

    • Dumb
      Dumb 10 miesięcy temu

      Kurtis a super high school level boy

    • Mibra
      Mibra 10 miesięcy temu

      King of duality

  • heather j
    heather j 10 miesięcy temu +13

    There’s no fucking way that’s real 5:30 LMAOOO😭😭😭

  • jewelrylover
    jewelrylover 9 miesięcy temu +3

    you have so many platforms and do so much work! good job kurt

  • DatFatRat
    DatFatRat 2 miesięcy temu

    I was reading an article like this about a celebrity and it was so funny, and the way they worded stuff was so problematic

  • Super Vegito
    Super Vegito 6 miesięcy temu +4

    I mean, if he started saying “my girlfriend jenna” instead of “my beautiful amazing wonderful girlfriend Jenna” I’d take that as a red flag. (I’m 100% joking)

  • Mildly Inconvenienced Young Adult
    Mildly Inconvenienced Young Adult 10 miesięcy temu +1426

    Fun Fact: Kurtis Conner controls time and space; he does this out of spite.

  • Marysia P
    Marysia P 10 miesięcy temu +18

    The fav article straight up sounds like sth that a wattpad fanfiction author would write lol

  • Dachers123
    Dachers123 7 miesięcy temu +3

    5:13 That whole bit had me crying from laughter. Amazing.

  • Serufi
    Serufi 12 dni temu

    I haven't laughed out lod this hard in a while 😂 Great start to my day

  • LVBBoi
    LVBBoi 9 miesięcy temu +11

    4:37 I have no idea why but that skit made me laugh so hard.
    "PLclipr food", coupled with the old ass computer and Sonic music cracked me up.

  • Sarah Scott
    Sarah Scott 10 miesięcy temu +3228

    The longer Kurtis’ mullet gets, the funnier Kurtis gets.

    • spiderdude2099
      spiderdude2099 5 miesięcy temu

      He's like Sampson from the Bible but with comedy

    • jules is-dead
      jules is-dead 10 miesięcy temu +8

      It’s the source of his power

    • za03
      za03 10 miesięcy temu +15

      And the less extra greeting he gives...😩😞😭😢😡😫😕😖😣😔😞🤬

    • Kayden Luke
      Kayden Luke 10 miesięcy temu +12

      @Lucia Lay this is killing me

    • Lucia Lay
      Lucia Lay 10 miesięcy temu +44

      Like that guy from the bible lol

  • Mackenzie Walsh
    Mackenzie Walsh 10 miesięcy temu +2

    i absolutely love drew's video, it's probably one of my favorites, and now this is one of my favorite kurtis vids thank you

  • pablo
    pablo 19 godzin temu

    the fact that he printed out a picture of sirius black instead of just putting it on the screen is so inexplicably hilarious to me

  • des perandum
    des perandum 2 miesięcy temu

    kurt’s videos make me laugh out loud every time

  • THEbigboy
    THEbigboy 6 miesięcy temu +4

    gonna admit the moon weight joke at about 3:00 was actively beneficial for my self image.

  • Alyssa
    Alyssa 10 miesięcy temu +2291

    To the people that don’t watch/listen to his podcast, Kurtis doesn’t want to do the extra greeting anymore. It was honestly painful to see him starting to hate saying it every time. So there won’t be any more extra greetings

    • im so tired of this crap
      im so tired of this crap 10 miesięcy temu +1

      Cool lol :)

    • Angelita
      Angelita 10 miesięcy temu +2

      It’s ok him being our mayor is the best thing he can give us in every video. Proud citizen of Kurtis Town

    • TheMany
      TheMany 10 miesięcy temu +2

      I’m kinda glad. I always fast forwarded through it.

    • Tyler B
      Tyler B 10 miesięcy temu

      The extra greeting was corny, I'm glad he stopped doing it.

    • Panjo Gómez
      Panjo Gómez 10 miesięcy temu +1

      @Roe i felt very good after unsubscribing, then a ton of notifications for this thread lol, I don't care if nobody gets it, I just subscribed because of the fricking extra greeting

  • a5ukas
    a5ukas 10 miesięcy temu +30

    i like that short king anthem began playing when you looked up your height. idk its not that crazy funny of a joke in retrospect, just felt like an iykyk moment.

  • Cole smith
    Cole smith 4 miesięcy temu

    These vids always make my day a little better , you were really
    Good in no way home

  • Francesca Di Feo
    Francesca Di Feo 3 miesięcy temu

    OK mate I'm on a binge watch of your videos and let me tell you something. I've worked as a fact checker for a travel blog about Italy (since I'm Italian) and writers were from all around the world and had to write articles in English. Most of them did just not speak English that well, let alone write it, so what they would do is that they would copy an article from another source, go on the synonym dictionary and change some of the words. Problem is, those words didn't make any sense decontestualized and it was just a lazy way to make a dime, like celebrate/praise. So yeah the moral of the story is that you can s***t on those people as much as you like, and I'm an endorser.

  • Misopeachy
    Misopeachy 5 miesięcy temu +2

    It's actually a fact that Kurtis Conner (A.K.A Kurtis/The internet) commonly keeps pet woodlice in his moustache, seeing him touch it most likely is him secretly giving them little pets.

  • Melanie Montesano
    Melanie Montesano 10 miesięcy temu +7025

    Fun fact: Kurtis Conner is actually spelled Curtis Konner.

  • Jay K
    Jay K 4 miesięcy temu +1

    Besides being an internet life star, Kurtis also played the part of Terry in the Canadian show Trailer Park Boys Jail

  • Gandalf The Grey
    Gandalf The Grey 10 miesięcy temu +6

    True fact: Though known on the interwebs as "Kurtis Conner", the internet stands tall at a real name of "Kurbtits Corner"

  • Chloe Wilshaw-Sparkes
    Chloe Wilshaw-Sparkes 10 dni temu

    As a physics teacher, the shout out to the difference between mass and weight is the greatest thing you have EVER SAID

  • Connor Glisson
    Connor Glisson 6 miesięcy temu +1

    as a trans man it makes me happy that we are the same height :)

  • Kyle Gingerich
    Kyle Gingerich 10 miesięcy temu +7341

    Fun Fact: Kurtis, despite referring to himself as the “Mayor” of Kurtistown, is actually more like a dictator. This is because he has been the leader of Kurtis Town for 7 years now and has been abusing his power to “force people to be nice to him”.

    • Juan Collazo
      Juan Collazo 6 miesięcy temu

      Moreover, no democratic election has been held in 7 years in Kurtistown.

    • Sam K
      Sam K 7 miesięcy temu

      Fun fact though. The terms here (in Canada 🇨🇦) are 4 years but no limit to how many term one can be elected. Lol probably not that fun of a fact but I said it anyway

    • Sam K
      Sam K 7 miesięcy temu

      @Pickles Peas um no. No we do not follow French traditions lol

    • prxncessvaleria
      prxncessvaleria 8 miesięcy temu +1

      *quietly here for the scandal*

    • t
      t 8 miesięcy temu +3

      You are so brave for voicing this opinion

  • Josh Amsler
    Josh Amsler 3 miesięcy temu

    Fun fact : Kurtis has been puppeted by a fart cloud for the last 2 years.

  • Samarah Brown
    Samarah Brown 2 miesięcy temu

    Okay Kurtis, as a French-Canadian, I feel inclined to let you know that the way you jokingly said poutine is actually "putain" in French. It means bitch. Now you know

  • babytig3r
    babytig3r 5 miesięcy temu +2

    The “Will Update” joke reminds me of “Network Connectivity Problems” in Parks & Rec.

  • Madysennnn
    Madysennnn 5 dni temu

    i’m just really proud of The Internet for making it to 5’10. perfect height for a rolls royce driver.

  • emma
    emma 10 miesięcy temu +1338

    fun fact about kurtis conner: his relationship with girlfriend was actually failing as he has had a secret marriage to fellow canadian Howie Mandel for the past 30 years.

    • C L
      C L 10 miesięcy temu +12

      Lol they've been married since Kurtis was -3.

    • Abby
      Abby 10 miesięcy temu +14

      woah homie mandel is canadian?

  • Aida Simić
    Aida Simić Miesiąc temu

    This is Sirius is seriously best intro on PLclip I've ever seen and one of the best and cleanest jokes I've ever heard in my life....
    Give this guy a medal !

  • épinards & caramel
    épinards & caramel 8 miesięcy temu +1

    2:31 actually laughed out loud, I hope you're proud 🤣

  • KelseyDunnigan drang
    KelseyDunnigan drang 5 miesięcy temu +1

    2:31 Kurty rly missed an opportunity to say ‘I can’t tell if you’re telling lies or spreading my thighs’

  • McCakey
    McCakey 3 miesięcy temu

    I clapped at the end when you reached 5'10. You deserve it.

  • Thicc Brazillia
    Thicc Brazillia 5 miesięcy temu +1

    The height issues don't go away when you hit 6 feet. I'm 6'3" and I know damn well that I'm actually just a hair over 6'2" with my shoes off. And when I was little, my dad always said it was his dream to have a kid that was 6'4" because he assumed that it's the perfect height for a man. Trust me, every inch counts until you're so tall that it's inconvenient

  • Persephone Black
    Persephone Black 3 miesięcy temu

    Kurtis giving a whole new meaning to "may the 4th be with you".

  • Potёmki
    Potёmki 4 miesięcy temu

    Ok but I appreciate the look. Kurtis looks really fresh shaved, and the mix of green and blue really brings out his eyes

  • fairy floss
    fairy floss 4 miesięcy temu +1

    kurtis: i'd rather have a lot of ok teeth than one really good tooth
    narwhals: 😭

  • GrymmLine _
    GrymmLine _ 10 miesięcy temu +2142

    Kurtis Connor is the indoor boyfriend of famous model Jenna. No one knows the identity of her outdoor boyfriend, it's rumoured that she doesn't even have one, and some go as far as to speculate that Kurtis is both her indoor and outdoor boyfriend, which is unheard of! Being a country boy, a soft boy, and an E-boy, Kurtis Connor comes close to being a jack of all trades - the ultimate boy. If he does in fact double as an outdoor boyfriend, he's unstoppable.

    • Lamb Speed Painting
      Lamb Speed Painting Miesiąc temu +1


    • dog
      dog Miesiąc temu +2

      @potato salad spectacular? i hardly know her

    • Arson time
      Arson time Miesiąc temu +1


    • Lauren Laass
      Lauren Laass Miesiąc temu +1

      I had mouth wash in my mouth and almost spit it out at the first indoor boyfriend. You, my guy, are hilarious.

    • Ian Bricker
      Ian Bricker Miesiąc temu +2


  • sociopathic rabbit
    sociopathic rabbit 4 miesięcy temu

    I must have really low standards, because I think your videos are hilarious.

  • BeakerInShortShorts
    BeakerInShortShorts 3 miesięcy temu

    The level of respect you gave Austin was highly unreasonable. Dood

  • jo mama
    jo mama 3 miesięcy temu

    fun fact about kurtis (aka “the internet”)
    when he makes his delicious morning smoothie he uses feces juice instead of real fruit juice. this is because it contains the remains of lots of different juices!

  • Cheena
    Cheena 6 miesięcy temu +1

    That last article was sooo rephrased using an AI tool. And no one bothered to reread it before posting😭

  • Ramen Socks
    Ramen Socks 10 miesięcy temu +15981

    Fun fact: Kurtis isn’t actually the guy, he’s the mustache.

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    • BBPD
      BBPD 10 miesięcy temu +1

      Fun fact: Fun Fact: Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:Fun fact:🙄

    • Silly Goose
      Silly Goose 10 miesięcy temu +2

      Kurtis is the guy, Connor is the moustache

    • merv
      merv 10 miesięcy temu +1

      so he is dead right now?

    • longlongjingtea
      longlongjingtea 10 miesięcy temu +1


  • Quantum Fine Arts And Fossils

    your 'negative voices' & sound effects comedy writing is brilliant

  • Dr. Dan Burritoman
    Dr. Dan Burritoman 6 miesięcy temu +1

    The ‘life character’ line has me DYING😅🤣😭‼️

  • Nathan Kay
    Nathan Kay 10 miesięcy temu +1

    I feel like it's been a million years since we've got a new Kurtis video and I'm jonesing.

  • sapphics for socialism, baby!
    sapphics for socialism, baby! 3 miesięcy temu +1

    "The only canadian food is poutine"
    Tourtière: 😔

  • deez nutz
    deez nutz 10 miesięcy temu +2093

    Fun fact: Kurtis isn’t actually Kurtis. he’s the new naked chicken chalupa BACK at taco bell now.