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The Internet's Cringiest Dating Show
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- Opublikowany 28 mar 2019
- Finding love is tough, so thank god we have things like PLclip dating shows. More specifically, thank god we have "Bestie Picks Bae" made by Seventeen magazine. I was sent this video by one of my subscribers and I realized I couldn't tackle it on my own, so I brought along my best buddy Dean along for the ride. Enjoy the internet's worst dating show!
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comment "i love jon a ton" if ur reading this
thank god jonnaton didn’t win, that man was a STEAL and he did not deserve to be with a girl who’s favourite group is the chainsmokers lol
@graelmir bro even worse I'm a white girl and I look basic af cus I wear hoodies and leggings
@graelmir its just that being a bad person doesnt really ever correspond to being of a certain race
@Cosmic how? i don't rlly feel the same as i did then but i'm not sure how it's racist
@graelmir alright so just a casual racist comment
@Mallory G what’s wrong with that?
the guy who won looks like he says “Just to play the devils advocate here” in class when talking about human rights
He looks like Mark Zuckerberg lol
he definitely has the name of that kinda guy too
He looks like a diet mark zuckerberg
I LITERALLY HAVE A KID IN MY CLASS THAT DOES THAT EXACT SAME THING
Just reading this comment made me figure out who won before it was revealed
imagine being Jonnaton scrolling through these comments, the CONFIDENCE you would have.
A ton of confidence
as a dude (well im older than all those people lmao), i want to have the confidence he has. he clearly likes himself, hes sure of himself, he carries himself with joy and confidence. that guy is goin places
@Alyssa Pinon me. I'm that guy not attracted to men who is in love with Jonnaton
AND DESERVES
@hallo I do not deserve that man
im honestly glad Jonnaton didn't win.
He deserves better than some girl who cooks ramen sphaghetti
@MacNCheesy 0 considering their name is now Im the cat man this comment is now quite funny
So beefy
@【I Like】 • 「l3LoOmS」 Yeah, you're right.
@Respectful Gamer it really doesn’t though? As long as it’s not good for you like raw chicken. Other than that they can do whatever and they are the ones eating it. Of course it would be good to tell the person you’re cooking for the info on the dish. Or what the person doesn’t like.
@【I Like】 • 「l3LoOmS」 Exactly. If you don't mind eating absolute filth it doesn't matter at all.
Jonnaton is such a himbo. I'm glad he's protected by the gods themselves.
@Tiffany Kim Himbo/Bimbo/Thembo is gen z taking back the negative narrative around this stereotype. Lifting up the type of person who presents as a externally beautiful and kind accepting person without a ton of intellectual knowledge. It's a slang word that has been redefined by the gen z people to de-stigmatize everything about the classic "bimbo" archetype. It's a compliment
@notfred1233 Himbo/Bimbo/Thembo is gen z taking back the negative narrative around this stereotype. Lifting up the type of person who presents as a externally beautiful and kind accepting person without a ton of intellectual knowledge. It's a slang word that has been redefined by the gen z people to de-stigmatize everything about the classic "bimbo" archetype.
What the fuck does that even mean? Go outside.
They're like cody and noel but more polite
@chloe leblanc shit they are. I always forget lmao. super canadian cody and noel.
@Mercury Without Wings cody and noel are canadian
@Maija Shea yea no one really talks abt it but i was shocked at how weirdly mean he turnes out to be. he took the jokes way too far and felt like a (for lack of a better word) bully. i felt bad for that girl he matched with when they did this show.
Too polite
@Mercury Without Wings that’s what I’m sayin
Seeing the sisters' TikTok account, I think it's safe to say that Johnaton dodged a bullet.
@JayWhyPee oppa oh okay... wtf. Not gonna lie, they do give off that kind of vibe. Btw thanks for answering
@black air force She does some kind of cute, stupid kid content with her sister. Like toy unboxing, slime, diy. They also talk in like a fake tone and act like 7 year olds, which is kinda annoying
@JayWhyPee oppa Can someone explain?
@JayWhyPee oppa whats on it 😇😇
Jonaton dodged a military assault on that one.
the age differences are disturbing af
@Collin Harris which is so weird
15 to 20 what's the range here y'all
@firstname lastname fr one of them is literally 15
I was scrolling through the comments to find out if anyone else was saying the same thing. Like, isn't that shit illegal? I wasn't really paying attention, but when I saw the ages for the boys go from 19 to 17 I knew some shit was up...
they shouldn’t have minors on the show period
I'm kind of glad Jonnaton lost, he deserves someone so much better than her.
Lol
Same! And from what I’ve heard in the comments he has a beautiful girlfriend who doesn’t eat cotton candy ramen
Jonnaton is unironically the perfect human. Near-perfect androgyny, timeless and fashionable style, confidant stance, perfect smile, and he manages to pull off double-wristing like 10 boho bracelets.
The fact that they brought on 20-year-olds for a girl who isn't even 18 yet is
creepy af
nah it is pretty based
@Asia Palmer ok for this one i’m like “ok idrc” but that’s a bit weird..
@Magdalena Dragomirova
Most people in European (and I think oriental as well) cultures have a completely different views on this than USA. I got to see both sides by a chance of life which brought me to USA 28yrs ago. Back home (Bosnia) this wouldn't be much of an issue, but the girls are way more mature at that age too. They have to be, often times.
At 17yo (the year I came to USA from Bosnian war) I had nothing in common with my generation here in high school. I felt 40+ in life experiences. Which ruined my ability to have fun back then, and make friends with anyone not much older, unfortunately. Hard to connect to people when their biggest worry is who they'll take to some dance... and mine are on how to survive in a new culture, get a job, get an education, and become a productive member of society. Pushed by life to grow up overnight = never a good thing!
@A Ducky I really do believe that there is a cultural difference.
Still, I don't see anything wrong with the age gap.
@Magdalena Dragomirova
Sorry you got so many nasty comments. It's probably because USA & Europe see things differently on this topic. Plus they have different laws, and in the past decade there's been many shows about child predators. So people on this side of the pond (USA side, but I'm from Europe originally) tend to think a bit differently about it.
To be honest Jonaton was the best person there as we all know... But what makes him even better is the fact he said he was willing to go to a CHAINSMOKERS CONCERT like... that’s real strength and devotion 😂
@•Kusuo Saiki• i like you even more now!
@Skrot ofc 😌
SAIKI WATCHES KURTIS CONNER?! HELL YEAA
If my sister had to pick between Jonnaton and *literally anyone else* , and she didn’t pick Jonnaton, well lets just say hitting her with a rock wouldn’t be just a prank.
This reply section sent me dude- 😂
@fennfoxxii
For not picking Jonnaton
🤖 Why are you hitting your sister with a rock 🤖
squinshin***
20 and 15 should not be in the same age range 😁👍
15, and 20. The girl was 17- so the max gap was 3 years. Which, honestly, isn't that weird if she was just a year older at 18 and would not have been a minor. 3 year age gap is honestly not that drastic compared to some gaps we see in couples. It's just the fact that the gap is while one of them is underage
@Kirraii the 20 year old shouldn’t have been there though
It was for the 17 year old
jonnaton doesn’t need a chick who’s favorite band is the
*chain⛓smokers🚬*
Wait what’s y’all’s favorite band?:D
@thatnerdthing she coulda said MachineGirl but nah, she chose Chainsmokers
@thatnerdthing yeah, chainsmokers is that band that makes songs for the radio that you hear a lot until your brain learns to tune it out. She could have said the Mario Kart 8 OST and that would have been 10x better.
@thatnerdthing said it perfectly
exactly. like…. no one likes them THAT much. it’s kinda a huge red flag in my opinion, like she could have chosen any band. any artist. and she chose the chain smokers. nothing wrong with the band, but it’s not like, favorite band material in my opinion. but like, what should i know lol, i have some basic band favorites
Jonnaton should feel incredibly lucky that he was spared from having to go on a date with the “SO BEEFY” girl. My mans did not deserve to have to go through that.
@That One TD Fan ah okie thanks
@PrincessOfHell It's a quote that the girls used to say in their TikToks.
Wait idk what you mean by so beefy
@レム BABY TWIES TO EAT A WHOLE CAKE!
Jonnaton supremacy.
She could’ve had the guy with rad long hair but instead she got discount Mark Zuckerberg. I would be pissed.
THATS WHY HE LOOKED FAMILIAR LMFAO
@Alice lmao
literally same but she was into the other bland white dude so frankly i guess shes just into unseasoned bread and mayonnaise 🙄
Bruh... The guy getting LITERALLY DISQUALIFIED for liking jazz music is one of the saddest, most bullshit things I have ever had the misery of stumbling across in Kurtistown :/
Watching Jonaton not get picked was the most upsetting moment of my life.
He dodged the bullet
he’s too good for her 💔
If kurtis hosted his own dating show I would totally watch it
He actually was on THIS show w dean lol
Someone extroverted, has fun dates, an animal person, tall, and kind, that's not your man, that's Hagrid
Hagrid is my man 🤨
LMFAOOO YES GO OFF LEAH BESTIE
@m jowa?
HAHAHA NOT HAGRID 💀💀
STOP- LMFOAOAOAOA
I like how Chris’ description is “owns his own clothing line” and John’s is just… “from Brazil”- they really did him like that smh
“Um, probably tall because she’s pretty short”
Bruh why can’t y’all be short together? Short guys can be cool too, same for girls. Also, the guy who won looks like he’d wash a bottle of dish soap after washing the dishes.
Jonnaton looks like the most stereotypical heartthrob. Like, crush of all, writes poems and plays guitar. And every macho hates him. But I gotta say his charm is working on me, on top of the fact that he's just a nice guy.
I'm very concerned that they had a 20 yr old in the running, a 20 yr old and a 17 yr old are in very different stages of life like thats borderline creepy
@Linc. yea you're probably right i agree with you
@Surgeon Of Death it is in context, 17 and 20 year olds are very diffrent mentally and where they are in life due to constant development until age 24.
@bruh it is in context, 17 and 20 year olds are very diffrent mentally and where they are in life due to constant development until age 24.
and one of the candidates was 15 too. I know it’s only a two year difference but as a teenager ANY age difference is a lot. I’m 15 and I would never date a 17 year old, just like I would never date a 12 year old.
@d not the technicalities
i’d like everyone to know that jonnaton now has a beautiful girlfriend who doesn’t flavour her ramen with cotton candy :)
Go Jonnaton!
Brooo they are soo cute I just looked on his Instagram
of course he does. the man is literally perfect
so yummy!
love that for him
"I thought jordan was really cute" *shows the worst possible picture of him*
every picture of that man is the worst
"Ashley's short so she needs someone who is tall" HUH???? How does that even make sense? If she's short, then she needs a shorter guy. If she likes tall guys just say that lmao no need to justify it.
i feel like she wasn’t trying to justify it tbh, it was just worded a bit weird
I can almost promise the guy that won is not an extrovert. He sounded like I do at a job interview 😂
I'm legitimately upset about Jonnaton leaving, that dude is so chill.
But he did dodge a bullet. Ima miss the dude though
I'm actually glad Jonnaton didn't win because he obviously deserves a lot better than her lmao
period
@Shrekgettioski Memebigboi Now imagine someone says some hot guy is out of your league, and see how you feel about it.
fr he’s way out of her league and seems super cute and fun
No FR😐😩
They got this all wrong. The secret to a long relationship is someone who challenges you and makes you a better person, broadens your horizons. A clone of yourself will just get boring and stale.
I've just showed up, and boy, this Jonathan fellow seems pretty popular. Let's see if he lives up to the hype
EDIT: HE DOES.
As a woman that's _definitely_ too old for him, I _also_ think Johnathan is the best. Nice hair, generally attractive, wears dress shirts, confident and loves live music? Yeah, I _wish_ I'd ever met a catch like him lmao
this is giving 40 year old Facebook mom vibes 😍🤞♥️
Brendan looks like Mark Zuckerberg
Brendan looks like Mark Zuckerberg
BRENDAN LOOKS LIKE MARK ZUCKERBERG
Jonnaton:*gives a great wise answer*
Brandon:*Says the same exact thing as Jonnaton just stutters more*
he’s........ shy 👉👈
yeah, like same question as jonnaton 😂 same as him
Froyo Time yeah, dean
but yes i was lookin at the channel and i saw there was one video which was nice
@lonely ghost there was
Kikinara Kitty would be interesting but let’s be real there wouldn’t be a non-white girl on that show
"If you said yes, then your just completely wrong" gets me mad. Like, no, different opinions on something so small doesn't make you wrong.
Dude in front of Jonaton (guy who got eliminated for liking jazz) was really feeling his choices in music. Especially when he said Carribean and soundtracks. This is the bromance we wanted and deserved.
Dean and Jonnaton could run me over with a car, steal my girlfriend, set my house on fire, and then call me trash and I'd buy them flowers.
So he could put you in a Neil Breen movie?
Same
Rewatching this after knowing the kind of content those girls make makes me happy that jonaton dodged that bullet
imagine your sister voting someone off, he walks past you and he's the most gorgeous and perfect man ever
embarrassed to say I watched bestie picks bae unironically before watching this
ur pfp lol- i kicked Kidd of my island😅
Haha, I saw Jonnaton and immediately went “long hair - yep, he’s the best dude there” which may seem shallow but hey, I was right. Long-haired guys are just great very often 😁
Also im no expert on teenage boys, but that dude who won doesn’t really seem extroverted to me
Jonnaton deserves his own dating game ending with him meeting his salsa soulmate
He has a gf now but I would totally watch that
Jonnaton deserves better anyway, she’d be a horrible girlfriend
@Insecure Simp inc. thank you (:
Ikr? I hope he finds happiness in the end
Also, I love your Catradora pfp 👀
Li0n fake cola prank, oN jOnNaToN
sO bEeFy
“Emma definitely did a good job” um sis no
Jonnaton was super hot and she picked THAT GUY, no hun.
Wonderbread with mayonnaise and a singular lettuce slice man
why was jonnaton literally the cutest person ever. he was smooth without being creepy and remembered what she said she was interested in. he put out his personality and answered honestly. the excitement too bro when he was talking about what he loved. and his joke about heels was adorable. he was so real and honest and his answers were just heartwarming. not to mention he’s physically attractive as well. i hope he’s doing well and having amazing nights with a special person going to dinner dates with live music and listening to the pirates of the caribbean soundtrack.
im so confused about "shes small so she needs someone tall" because.. if you want a taller bf like a bunch if girls, he doesnt have to be that tall.. wouldnt it make more sense if it was "shes tall so she needs someone tall"??
I doubt she's at all attracted by the "bae". Her acting is pretty good though.
I was sad when Jonnaton lost but, honestly, he dodged a bullet.
Jonnaton looks like he'd be a great friend
Can't believe it's been 2 years and I'm still coming back and laugh as the first time
Alternative Title: Kurtis trying to get Jonnaton's number
i was scrolling through the comments while watching the video and wondering why everyone was simping for Jonnaton anD THEN HE APPEARED
anyways he deserves MUCH better than the "sO bEeFy" girl
lmao Jonnaton was just trying to give as many answers as possible so he wouldn’t get eliminated
I thought this channel couldn’t get any better.. Dean is a dream 😭
I spat my dinner coffee out when they said "hey did you just come back from skydiving ?" Hahaha GOLD and no I didn't mean it figuratively. I had to clean up afterwards.
i'm a lesbian and even i would've picked jonnaton
me too
same here heheheh
NO REALLY THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING
This is the one time ive ever been attracted to a guy on the internet, and the second time ive ever been attracted to a guy everrrr
Same
thus
i love how kurtis is just in love with jonnaton pretty much all the time
I love how much fun you and Dean have in the vids you do together
God this made my skin crawl. I hope none of the guys took any it to heart. A few of them looked genuinely sad. This was like the most shallow, awkward way to pick a person to go on date with. Yuck. 😅
The way that Cotten Candy Ramen Girl asked the winning bae if he was an extrovert was weirdly terrifying. It gave me "You're an extrovert right, not an introvert? Because if you're an introvert, I'm gonna kill you and hide your body in my basement." (16:36)
Jonnaton: *doesn't win*
Me: shit I understand why people punch holes in walls now
Deans hair looks like toothpaste.
Dean looks like someone who would be on the swim team and make fun of me in GT English while disrupting class but the teacher doesn't care because he's popular so he just gets several verbal warnings every day with no consequences
But Dean seems like a cool guy and him and Kurtis seem like super tight friends which makes me happy :)
I watched this 6 months ago as a lesbian and now I am bi so I’m not saying its Jonathan’s fault but…
11:03 had me in tears. Just the pure heartbreak in his face after skydiving into the studio. Women these days smh 🤦♀️
If my “bestie” missed out on getting me with Jonaton, there would be blood
same
Honestly, I feel like the sister did that out of spite, like, both their final answers were so similar, the only difference being one is and angel who has been saying sweet things the whole time, and the other a piece of bread that smells like cheese
I was thinking the exact same thing
I would disown my sister.
@Rick Lominguez I could totally see that🤣
Who else would ask seemingly random questions to find out their best friends next date?
"How fast can you run?"
"..what?"
"How fast. Can you run?"
16:00
I love her reaction to her sister choosing the wrong guy 😂
so glad Jonnaton didn't win cause now he has a lovely girlfriend who doesn't act like a stereotype-
cotton candy in your ramen? sweetie i think you need a doctor
you guys are hilarious together i’m dead😂💀
Not to be dramatic or anything but if my sister chose wonder bread over Jonnaton I would commit a felony right there in the studio
That’s not dramatic at all though
@Taylor almost like that was the joke
If my sister picked a lump of soggy flour over Jonnaton I would ghost her. Literally never speak to her again.
I dont know who Jonnaton is yet but i think ill like them
Edit: oh my hes dreamy 😳
the way both the words “bestie” and “bae” have made a comeback…. maybe seventeen was on to something
Dean looks like James Charles without makeup. 💅
"Your not an introvert right?"
"Good, introverts are fucking losers."
I imagined her saying that
“He needs to be at least five feet tall.”
So most males over 12??
Just wait until Brendan finds out what kind of content they make-
@Artemis .............i will now go burn my eyes out
@Meaghan McBride look up ‘wewearcute’
What content do they make?
6:17 honestly I feel bad for him, he seems like an actual good person
An influencer? If I was a candidate and she said she was an influencer I’m sorry but I would walk out.
i love how they joke about jordan being tired and how he sounds like he just woke up but like a minute later they joke about him skydiving and crashing through the roof
kurtis i’m sick and tired of watching this video over and over again. this is my 14th time and at this point i’ve memorized every line. we need more videos with dean and we need them this instant.
are you fucking okay
taylor grace I feel this
he should have his own youtube channel
y’all... he listened
He is... not ugly
Jon a ton is literally so nice, like I feel like I could be easy around him.
I like how the little sister chose the final guy and told her "bestie" that he's so outgoing (aka socially confident), while his voice broke like 5 times in his final answer
I just realized, maybe just maybe her bestie chose Jonnaton because she likes him and she doesn't want her sister to get him so she was like 'fuck it if I don't get him no one will'
Idk I just got the feeling that she does cuz BRUH he's literally perfect for her sis and at the end she hade to choose the answer that she "liked the most"
I love how when Jonnaton is talking about how he lost you can see the jazz guys shirt in the corner 💀
this had to be said, WHO GOES TO DISNEYLAND ON THE FIRST DATE?? THAT JUST SEEMS LIKE A 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY DATE. I WOULD NEVER SPEND THAT MUCH ON A GIRL I BARELY KNOW
@Literally a fishhook tbh playing video games as a first date sounds cute
Right?! Like a local traveling carnival fair maybe but Disneyland?! Way too much
my first physical date with my boyfriend was disneyland but that was because it's a long distance relationship (going on 5? maybe 6? years) and his parents are homophobic so we had to meet up under the guise of celebrating him getting his ged and we only got to kiss in the dark rides
EDIT: our very very first date was playing don't starve together lol
and if it goes bad LMAO you just spent over $200 for a shitty awkward date😭😭
@Isaiah i’ve been working since 15 and no way I can afford it
Watching Kurtis' older videos is pretty great. I can see how much his comedic style evolved and how much his editing has improved. Proud citizen of Kurtistown here.
Finding love is tough, so thank god we have things like PLclip dating shows. More specifically, thank god we have "Bestie Picks Bae" made by Seventeen magazine. I was sent this video by one of my subscribers and I realized I couldn't tackle it on my own, so I brought along my best buddy Dean along for the ride. Enjoy the internet's worst dating show!
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• instagram.com/kurtisconner/
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• itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/v...
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Haha damn, Jonnaton was perfect, glad he didn't win. My boy deserves better 💪
5:43 *Gotta be my **_FAVORITE_** part of the entire video, when the **_mOdEL_** makin that face & Kurtis goes 'when you nut but she keep succin'. I almost died laughing so hard!* 🤣😂☠
She has AWFUL taste in dudes. She was bummed about losing JORDAN but NOT JONNATON?? I'm sorry, what?!
Why is everyone hating on Jordan lmaoo I thought he was cute
@Tangerine Cloud lol I am in the same situation. My friends and family think a lot of the guys I like are ugly. Jonnaton isn’t a guy I’d be into from first glance but his personality really won me over. And the same thing happened with a guy I went to college with. I objectively knew that he was good looking, especially because all my friends and cousins thought so, but I didn’t get a crush on him until I got to know him as a person.
H. Thumbs Thomas she probably just liked him cos he’s was super tall
I think the bestie is jealoussss
Ikr he damn fine 😭
this is my comfort series ive watched it so many times
Chris Deserved better, i hope he found somebody who accepts him and appreciates his grand taste in music.
When they started dancing, I literally choked on my water 🤣🤣🤣
i'm so happy jonnaton didn't end up with this basic botch 😁
This whole comment section be simping for Jonnaton and honestly? I’m here for it.
I made it.
Babe I made it 840... I just wanted to say it like Miso...sorry
Dude I made it 666
Plot Twist: He’s pretending to judge these videos but really he loves them and wants to watch more that’s why he made 3 videos about Bestie Picks Bae
I feel like dating shows NEVER work lmao her sister looks like she's giving googly eyes to every single dude as they talk lmao
It's actually kinda weird that there's a dating show centered on mostly children... Also if my sibling picked my date, I'd be living the life of a miserable housewife to an emotionally unstable cop type. Also,big she's short, that means pretty much every dude is going to be taller...