I Found the Best Actor on TikTok

Kurtis: “I’m not changing shit” also kurtis: *no extra greeting*

okay for the indoor boyfriend thing; jordy is from quebec and he has a very french canadian last name “boulet” and “viau”, so i’m pretty sure his native language is french, and an expression we have here is “être en dedans” which literally means being indoors but the expression means being in prison. so he probably meant your ‘prison’ boyfriend but took the french expression and translated it quite literally, which would also explain the bad grammar.

actually I pictured "indoor boyfriend" being more like "indoor cat," as in, if he was let outside he'd wreak massive destruction on the local wildlife and then get hit by a car

the overlay at 4:11 never fails to absolutely SEND ME into orbit

18:34 the indoor boyfriend is reading a margaret atwood book, probably Handmaid's Tale, a metaphor representing how the indoor boyfriend is beholden to the home master, not unlike Offred in The Commander's home. Really shows how deep Kurtis gets with thematic elements in the story. This is how I use my English degree.

I like how kurtis realized it was an ant and not an aunt because it saw “a human” and not because it was _looking for food in the bathroom_

I'm so uncomfortable through out the video, I'm trying to avoid Jordy's eye contact and still panic whenever it doesn't work

Jordy used Kurtis’s sound ONE time and Kurtis absolutely fucking went IN on him lmao

"The coveted middle smirk" oh my goodness. I cough laugh EVERY time I watch this, never gets old holy cow.

Okay but imagine when his whole family finds and watches these . I would just love to hear what they think about this because I would be so embarrassed 💀

Kurtis: theatre kids are annoying
Also Kurtis: *writes, sings, and films an entire song*

Hey, Kurtis. Thanks for the courtesy you've extended to all of us out there learning English as a second language. We most definitely appreciate your reluctance to make fun of our weird mistakes. We sure are busting our asses to master it. :) (P.S. I love your videos, man.)

I can just imagine a 12 y/o girl going up to her mom being like “mom can u join this guys only fans. I watch him on Tiktok”

I zoned out for a couple seconds and I looked back right as Kurtis was doing the shower tiktok.
I didn’t even register that it was Kurtis, I saw the caption and accepted it as real.

This guy lives in the bee movie universe, falling in "love" with bugs and no one confronts hom about beastiality
Also I love how he said "maybe he means aunt as in mom's sister" as if that's any better

I laughed so hard at "the coveted middle smirk"

I come back to this video every now and then because it's so fucking hilarious, Kurtis really nailed this one

That middle smirk made me laugh my ass off. I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't whatever your mouth just did

"can I have your number?"
"no"
"oh ok.."
*shimmies shoulders a little bit*
"KISS ME NOW"

I was so scared that MSCHF was gonna be an NFT thing so I was relieved to see that they are not and actually create things of value

Kurtis really out here testing the theory we won’t riot without an extra greeting

"the coveted middle smirk" had me actually dying 💀💀

Still waiting for the full version of “indoor boyfriend” to drop

continuously referring to him as an "actor" is a very generous act on your part.

imagine the struggles of the outdoor boyfriend though
is he homeless? does he camp outside every night?
the outdoor boyfriend and indoor boyfriend should get together instead

POV: you’re crying yourself to sleep bc Kurtis didn’t do an extra greeting

“Indoor boyfriend” sounds like one of those songs that the new indie artists on tiktok pressure you into listening to

1:50
Cosplayer here! I just wanted to say to my fellow members of Kurtistown that it's totally cool if you don't get cosplay or aren't a fan of it. It's not for everyone, and we know that. Just please don't be mean about your opinion! It's our hobby and it really hurts when people are mean just because we like it.
Yes, some of it can be cringe, but we recognize that, and can take a light jab from time to time and admit it. But we mostly just want to have fun doing what we love and do our own thing.
Hope you have a good day! 💖

I’m actually dying of laughter I haven’t laughed so hard at a PLclip video in so long

i’m so glad kurtis made fun of jordy, this dude’s always weirded me out

Guys, the reason he forgot the extra greeting was because he was nervous infront of the live studio audience

the coveted middle smirk made me laugh so hard

Binge watching your channel for like the 10th time..this is one of my favorite videos...indoor boyfriend absolutely hilarious...
I don't even own a dog but I still want that dog collar that curses whenever he barks...easily the funniest thing I ever seen sold...

If I rejected a dude and he started shoulder dancing aggressively at me I would be beyond uncomfortable.
I'd be on enough adrenaline to lift a car. Fully prepared to fight or flee.

Hey, you actually sing really well 😮 First that pinnochio song and then this (not checking timestamps)? You got an album out? 😃

i wanna see a forbidden romance between the indoor boyfriend and the outdoor boyfriend

My favorite part of this video are all of the facial reactions from Kurtis on these Jordy vids

Loved this video and not a dig in kurtis at all but it’s actually really harmful to be perpetuating the “harmful DID/OSDD alter” stereotype. Real plural people are harmed by it and using outdated terminology like “multiple personalities” are non insignificant set backs in people accepting plurality.

I have watched this video like more than 10 times.. still laugh eveytime i watch 😅

I laughed way too hard at "because we all grew up in Canada" 😂😂😂

The music industry been real quiet since Kurtis dropped “Indoor Boyfriend.”

the middle smirk.. hilarious lol. Include a middle smirk with every extra greeting and Kurtistown will love you for it

Great news! So glad to see what you do with the platform! 3:28

the jokes really hit in this video man my stomach hurts from laughing

if anyone ever looks at me like that first one, i’m throwing up immediately.

kurtis: i’m not changing for shit
also kurtis: doesn’t give us an extra greeting
i’m disappointed kurtis, we really expected better from you

"The coveted middle smirk" was the funniest fuckin' thing I've seen in long time! 🤣

That middle smirk caught me way off guard 🤣

i laughed so hard at mother whose baby just exploded

When he made that joke about theatre kids I died 🤣 I’ve lived with three theatre kids (two at one time) and HO BOY

POV: you’re Kurtis’s lamp watching him forget his extra greeting

The knowledge that Kurtis is aware of “all the single furries” hurts.

When he did the middle smirk I couldn’t stop laughing omg

When you said « Indoor boyfriend », I knew he was from Montreal, Canada. We sometimes say « En dedans » (indoor) to mean prison.
French: Mon copain est en dedans pour vol
Traduction: My boyfriend is in prison for theft
Google traduction was his English teacher lol

I think my favorite thing about these "POV" acting videos is that they like... barely qualify as acting? Because they aren't doing anything?

POV: you’re Kurtis’ extra greeting wondering why he forgot about you

best part starts at 21:16

I'M CRYING AT THE MIDDLE SMIRK 😂

The way I spit my coffee when you sang "jordybouletvieavec moi, ce soir"😂😂😂😂😂

Kurtis: “these videos aren’t for me”
Also Kurtis: “this is my new favorite tiktok”

POV: you’re a citizen of kurtistown and your day is ruined because the mayor forgot to give you an extra greeting

I’m still remembering that kurtis video not this one in which he was confused about people owning mini blow torches.
It’s just nice to know that kurtis doesn’t do drugs.

"middle smirk" LMAO I DIED

I’m still laughing from the ant one 😂

His content when I used to follow him was (in my opinion) decent as he showed then, good acting(?) skills but I look at this now and would agree on the cringy-ness.. 🙈

kurtis: i don’t want to make fun of him for the indoor boyfriend thing
also kurtis: writes an entire song, scripts and records a music video about being an indoor boyfriend

I think kurtis has explicitly called me out as a theatre kid because whatevers happening at 2:32 looks like an absolute blasta

I had tears in my eyes at the coveted middle smirk part

I think the ant pov thing is unintentionally the funniest thing I've ever seen on tiktok.

7:13
I couldn’t stop laughing after this.

okay but regardless of the whole missing extra greeting fiasco... this is one of your funniest videos to date. i was crying laughing at the song. well played, kurtis.

kurtis really does put a lot of effort into his videos

as a cosplayer, i’m glad to know i make kurtis uncomfortable :)

The 'indoor boyfriend' thing would actually be a pretty decent plot for a movie.
It would be a bad movie, but still.

The 'coveted middle smirk' is my absolute favorite part of this entire video

Kurtis: “you can’t change me”
Also Kurtis: *forgets our extra greeting*
*crucify this man*

"I could've harvested an ear of corn and still been back in time to watch that tiktok"
I'm dying, what? 😂

I had pretty much the same reaction to the first one.

Middle smirk fucking killed me. I was like “that’s just going to be a smile, right?”
Nope it was… fucking hilarious 🤣🤣

His favourite superhero's gotta be Antman.

POV: Kurtis forgot the extra greeting and an entire population is losing their minds.

I tried to make a POV video once…
I got kicked in the face by my brother because he was running down the hallway and he couldn’t see me sitting on the floor ujusting my camera, so then I had to go to school with a black eye and explain to people that I got kicked in the face 😀

I honestly thought the girlfriend was going to say “I had no idea you were attracted to ants” then reveal that she was secretly an ant all along.

The only PLclipr I actually laugh with

As a theatre kid, I have never been so called out

Cody and Kurtis are gonna be best friends in the nursing home!

Narcissus also loved his own reflection. Imagine flirting with yourself on the world wide web

I don't know how Kurtis finds the time to continue making videos when he has to watch the film Antz 380,000 times

Even though I am not on tik tok and I don't follow these trends, I have to say that lip sync is actually something that can be count as acting or maybe be included in dancing. So I dance in the underground scene and I dance waacking. Watching comes from the queer clubs in la around the 70s when queer people couldn't be open about their sexuality but in the club's at night they could. So they expressed their oppressed feeling by dancing. One of these components is lip sync or just showing how u feel to a disco song. There are even categories on battles with lip sync
I do not want to defend these tik toners. What they do is not really good I want to defend lip sync as a valid performance trait. drag queens that come from the same scene do lip sync too

This was hilarious - I died at the indoor boyfriend song 😂

POV: you're an ant crying while leaving kurtis's house because he didn't do the extra greeting.

“I’ll be in heaven *brief moment of consideration* nah I’ll be in hell”
Bro that is the most relatable shit right there

His tiktoks have to be satire 😭

For some reason watching povs like that feels like getting very awkwardly hit on or catcalled.

what do I think about the lamp?
it’s gorgeous, and I am truly jealous you managed to find such a specimen

POV: Kurtis didn’t give you and extra greeting so you make him say sorry in every single video for the rest of time

Can you imagine dating one of these "acting" thirst trap guys? I mean the ego!

. . . Ants are thick. .
I've never laughed that hard, because the look on his face when he said it.

The sound of “jordys” as a tiktok acting award ceremony, it has a ring to it

5:52 “ima go for the coveted middle smirk” 😭😭😂