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  • Kurtis Conner
    Kurtis Conner  2 lat temu +81808

    if ur a pissed off heterosexual person in the comments please take a chill pill bucko you’re allowed to laugh at yourself!!! relax!!!

    • 7
      7 3 miesięcy temu


    • Another random guy
      Another random guy 4 miesięcy temu +1

      @Jayefi i want to hug this comment. Yeah I guess you gotta detach yourself from the group you are sometimes if someone is generalizing you. Also Jesus Christ this chain is long. I didn’t even read the whole chain. Anyways good advice.

    • tted
      tted 7 miesięcy temu


    • tted
      tted 7 miesięcy temu


    • amalia
      amalia 7 miesięcy temu


  • spectralscion
    spectralscion Rok temu +17087

    Kurtis’s joke about a gender reveal party starting a fire really aged like milk

    • Uglyprincw
      Uglyprincw 11 dni temu

      wait he wasn't referencing the many times this had happened? P sure this has happened, many times, since like 2018

    • Goddesszilla
      Goddesszilla 13 dni temu


    • Yuh Gacha
      Yuh Gacha 23 dni temu

      @Maleny Crespo that’s how everyone in the replies is using it lmfao

    • Maleny Crespo
      Maleny Crespo 23 dni temu

      @Yuh Gacha That's not...how that phrase works. Aged milk means that the joke was misused. The joke actually aged like fine wine, because it is extremely relevant now.

    • Ice L
      Ice L 27 dni temu +1

      No. They aged like ice

  • Poertfern Cabonvey
    Poertfern Cabonvey 7 miesięcy temu +4133

    Thinking that gay marriage was illegal 7 years ago is horrifying and dystopian

    • Katarzyna Kowal
      Katarzyna Kowal 7 dni temu

      *cries in Poland*

    • Lena
      Lena 10 dni temu


    • matt q
      matt q 19 dni temu

      @Wesley Wyndam-Pryce muricaa fuck yeah /s

    • Hi ☺️
      Hi ☺️ 23 dni temu

      @Wesley Wyndam-Pryce hooray, homophobia is normalized /j

    • SwitchyPlayz
      SwitchyPlayz 23 dni temu

      @Rickydo 😂

  • who in the hell put the muffins in the freeza

    Kurtis : **exists**
    LGBTQIA community : **adopt**

    • That_ace_that_draws
      That_ace_that_draws Dzień temu

      As an ace who is bi (and is trying to figure out what gender they are), I can agree

    • Loki🇺🇦
      Loki🇺🇦 28 dni temu

      {Local Bread goblin} it doesn’t really matter, they still stand for the same things, you can say any version of it, I usually put the + to make people feel included, but as long as ur supportive of everyone in the community it’s self u can use whatever abbreviation you want. 😊

    • {Local Bread goblin}
      {Local Bread goblin} 28 dni temu

      @Loki🇺🇦 I shift through LGBTQIA+ to LGBTQ+, I think it’s just bc it’s a lotta letters to pronounce or somethin,,,, is that bad??? Even if I put a + at the end? /gen

    • Trusted yet stupid person
      Trusted yet stupid person Miesiąc temu

      Wait what did the I stand for?

    • Loki🇺🇦
      Loki🇺🇦 4 miesięcy temu

      Sl Ui yeah it’s totally cool! It’s great to educate people on the community and I myself have done many dumb things so your not the only one

  • Olivia Pasquarelli
    Olivia Pasquarelli 9 miesięcy temu +5361

    as a lesbian, I do not understand why straight men hate their wives? Why did you get married then? If you're unhappy possibly get a divorce? but yeah I'm grateful for my girlfriend every day, I couldn't imagine making jokes at her expense.

    • SmauS
      SmauS 23 dni temu

      Yeah I thought of the same...
      when I was like 8? I don't know lol

    • Another random guy
      Another random guy 23 dni temu

      @Wesley Wyndam-Pryce yeah but again there are good and bad relationships everywhere, and even other straight men hate those outdated norms. That assumption or generalization ain’t random or out of nowhere, but it ain’t fully right either.

    • Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
      Wesley Wyndam-Pryce 23 dni temu

      @Gonza97 oh, you have 64 comments whining about perceived slights. but you don't care, I didn't forget don't worry.

  • Miintyyy.
    Miintyyy. 10 miesięcy temu +9511

    Kurtis is the most bisexual straight man I’ve ever seen

    • Srimoyee Mukhopadhyay
      Srimoyee Mukhopadhyay 7 dni temu

      @KaiKabbage there are many straight feminine men (including Kurtis) but we suspect Harry's sexuality (even though its wrong) because of certain things. Also not forgetting the fact that his fandom is really big, there are various kinds of people who definitely take it the wrong way. I think Harry's not straight not because his feminine demeanor but because there are various instances where Harry himself gave us a clue that he's not straight for example his new song 'Boyfriends' or 'Medicine'. I totally agree with you about heterosexual men being comfortable with their feminine side and Kurtis is one of them.

    • Goddesszilla
      Goddesszilla 10 dni temu

      @Stinkiest_of_frogges Cringe

    • Goddesszilla
      Goddesszilla 10 dni temu +1

      @ENN0 ever heard of a joke?

    • ENN0
      ENN0 10 dni temu

      man shut up with comments like this. all this comment is talking about is stereotypes about bisexual people. you cant fucking tell if someone is part of the lgbt community based on "vibes🥺🥺" alone and its disgusting to think that. the only person who has a say in their sexuality is THAT PERSON THEMSELVES, not someone else thinking they fit into a stereotype. please PLEASE stop thinking like this.

    • Isaac Smith
      Isaac Smith 12 dni temu +1

      Lol as a bisexual guy, it’s so true lol😂

  • jukey
    jukey 2 lat temu +18260

    kurtis coming out as a “straight white guy” is so brave 😔✊

    • im still thinking of a username
      im still thinking of a username 2 miesięcy temu

      Fr that must’ve been so hard… 💔

    • Cheezy McSqueezy
      Cheezy McSqueezy 5 miesięcy temu +2

      @PinkPixel Productions bc it’s funny 😈

    • Cheezy McSqueezy
      Cheezy McSqueezy 5 miesięcy temu

      @Swag you make me feel bad for using the word ‘swag’ on a regular basis

    • PinkPixel Productions
      PinkPixel Productions 6 miesięcy temu

      @oliver addison yeah but why make fun of straight people in the first place isn’t that just a double standard

  • dayeandknight
    dayeandknight 7 miesięcy temu +1520

    I don’t get the “i hate my wife” jokes cos like… aren’t straight men supposed to like women?

    • Robin Blücher
      Robin Blücher 5 dni temu

      @Ivy well i think it's a way how you see things, if they nag it's because they care, and if they care you don't feel lonely.
      it's just that guys don't have like a plethora of options, most guys settle and take what they can get pretty much and they just take it for what it is, and sometimes they vent about it a bit just to get it out of their system so they can keep going back there.
      you can like someone even if they are annoying to you, it's not like they care if the other person changes it's just what it is.
      they are gonna nag and that's ok because it beats being single and lonely.
      now sure some people rather be single and lonely over being married and miserable, but that's because they don't see loneliness as that much of a deal compared to being a bit miserable.
      like actually finding someone who you feel grateful for being with for the majority of the time is a very priviliged position to be in because that's a very rare thing to find.
      most people just try and find someone they can stand, and for some that's just someone they can just barely stand.

    • Ivy
      Ivy 5 dni temu

      @Robin Blücher i still don't see the point of staying with someone that annoys you. Loneliness is a feeling, not a state, so it's up to the person to change the way they feel and not to settle for people they don't like 🤷‍♀️

    • Robin Blücher
      Robin Blücher 6 dni temu

      @Ivy i agree, but many people don't have the option, it's either that or loneliness, and some choose that over loneliness because it's preferable to them.
      it could be because she's trying to tell you something but if you do those things and she still goes on about how you're not doing anything, it's just pointless.
      like some people just love to complain you know? even if it's not something special to complain about, like the sun is shining and it's hot, all of a sudden it's too hot and it's too much of a bother because it makes you sweaty and feel sticky.

    • Ivy
      Ivy 6 dni temu

      @Robin Blücher if you're being nagged at every day you're either with the wrong person in which case you should leave or you're ignoring whatever she's trying to tell you

  • sunny
    sunny 5 miesięcy temu +756

    hey uh fellow LGBTQ+ folks, don't call him bisexual even as a joke bc he's openly stated multiple times that he's straight. if he can respect our identities, it's basic human courtesy to do the same.

    • SMILE =)
      SMILE =) 22 dni temu

      I'm Michael Jordan,Stop it get some help.

    • fagtaglia
      fagtaglia 23 dni temu +2

      Afaia he said he's fine with these jokes !

      WHOSARISA 25 dni temu

      @Aussie Dream uhhh

    • Goose Gas
      Goose Gas Miesiąc temu

      @BeeKid That should have been clarified. To the average person, it seems like they're just being way too sensitive over someone.

    • Ryan Clark
      Ryan Clark Miesiąc temu +16

      @doomer pill eh, if he was gay and people were saying in the comments that he was straight, even as a joke, people would be upset. To many people, making light of someone's sexuality in any context is a big deal

  • taurinine
    taurinine 4 miesięcy temu +233

    as a trans guy, kurtis is transition goals without even being trans

    • spencer
      spencer 7 dni temu +1

      @the mind palace right

    • UngusBungus
      UngusBungus 2 miesięcy temu +25

      Ikr I'm a fellow transmasc and I absolutely agree, I need his voice ;-;

    • the mind palace
      the mind palace 3 miesięcy temu +51

      kurtis conner gender envy

  • arjun gutta
    arjun gutta 7 miesięcy temu +360

    i feel like the “i hate my wife” culture weirdly goes hand in hand with super far right / conservative culture

    • Joylon Wagg
      Joylon Wagg 2 miesięcy temu +11

      It does

    • Castle
      Castle 7 miesięcy temu +4

      @Hyperion 666 Or sad people like to hate other people if it makes them feel less sad.

  • steakjoke
    steakjoke 2 lat temu +7979

    I’m glad Kurtis, as a straight guy, recognizes the difference between normal straight folk and. The Straights.

    • ChumBucket347
      ChumBucket347 27 dni temu


    • Bunsenn
      Bunsenn Miesiąc temu +1

      @LOCURA It’s funny, because when someone specifically says “THE straights”, you know exactly what kind of people they’re talking about.

    • Raiden
      Raiden 2 miesięcy temu

      And then people get offended when you say
      There’s a difference between gay people and
      The gays

    • Myeong-Hee
      Myeong-Hee 3 miesięcy temu

      The straights tm.

    • Not Kiley
      Not Kiley 3 miesięcy temu +2

      Yea there’s straight people and there’s STRAIGHT people

  • J Hetrick
    J Hetrick 9 miesięcy temu +592

    therapist: eyeless kurtis conner doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
    eyeless kurtis conner:

    • Unicorn 666
      Unicorn 666 2 miesięcy temu


    • simoki_
      simoki_ 2 miesięcy temu +1


    • ya nasty
      ya nasty 8 miesięcy temu +4

      i had to scroll too far to find a comment about his eyeless face 😵‍💫

  • idk
    idk 10 miesięcy temu +712

    As a non-binary lesbian. Kurtis will forever be my favorite man‼️🙌

    • idk
      idk 11 dni temu

      @robin thank you dear!

    • robin
      robin 11 dni temu

      non-binary lesbian here as well. props to dealing with all of this bullshit in the comments much love 💗

    • idk
      idk 19 dni temu

      @Bleu thank you so much i hope your journey in finding who you are goes smoothly and awsome

    • Bleu
      Bleu 19 dni temu

      Heyy as someone who's questioning my gender identity its discouraging to see so many ignorant people in the replies but seeing all the lovely people taking the time out of their day to try and educate others is heartwarming especially you op you're the sweetest seeing all this makes me feel like i dont have to fit myself in a box to identify as anything and i really need that reminder i hope your day is filled with sunshine and rainbows🌈🌈✨^^

    • idk
      idk 21 dzień temu +1

      @fruity fruity thank you your to sweet!

  • Maddy
    Maddy 10 miesięcy temu +156

    as a gender fluid lesbian, i like this video. a lot.

    • shrimpy
      shrimpy 2 miesięcy temu +3

      @SwitchyPlayz gender and sex are two different things, gender has nothing to do with genitalia

    • SwitchyPlayz
      SwitchyPlayz 3 miesięcy temu

      @Максим Третьяченко CRAP, ILL START THE CHOPPER!

    • Максим Третьяченко
      Максим Третьяченко 3 miesięcy temu +2


    • ashtonisvibing
      ashtonisvibing 5 miesięcy temu +2

      i'm also nonbinary an i'll buy all your merch

  • Leo
    Leo 2 miesięcy temu +28

    Kurtis isn’t straight, he’s heterosexual. There’s a difference.

  • Ayda Nouman
    Ayda Nouman 2 lat temu +20673

    The extra greeting really hits different when that’s basically the only human interaction you’re getting

    • What's Kraken?
      What's Kraken? 2 miesięcy temu

      that's not human interaction

    • Lara M
      Lara M 4 miesięcy temu

      This is really funny thx luv

    • idk lmao
      idk lmao 5 miesięcy temu +6

      really hits different when he doesn't say it anymore

    • ♡ shoes,,
      ♡ shoes,, 5 miesięcy temu

      What-? No I think wait idk what? Uh huh?

    • Allison Avery
      Allison Avery 6 miesięcy temu


  • OrangeStarDrugs
    OrangeStarDrugs 2 miesięcy temu +19

    As a lesbian, I have no idea why men hate their wifes. Like why marry someone who you don’t like??

  • Poypeeto
    Poypeeto 9 miesięcy temu +164

    Honestly though, a shrek wedding sounds lit. But I wouldn't throw one myself. I would respect my bride too much. I'd go to one though

    • loli_ cvnt
      loli_ cvnt 6 miesięcy temu +4

      I'd make sure they include the American Idol parody from the 2nd movie's DVD extras in form of a karaoke machine

  • H. Brickers
    H. Brickers Miesiąc temu +9

    as a bi man nothing makes me happier than seeing people make fun of straights

  • idfk
    idfk 9 miesięcy temu +206

    I've literally seen so many tweets that are like "I'm not gay but *insert name of some guy * is hot, I'm straight though seriously"

    • Brodie Barker
      Brodie Barker Miesiąc temu +2

      @ensignmarker 312 You are worse.

    • Arby
      Arby 3 miesięcy temu +1

      me with Caesar Zeppeli

    • ensignmarker 312
      ensignmarker 312 3 miesięcy temu

      @Onlooker of things YOU are sad

    • jet black wings
      jet black wings 5 miesięcy temu +4

      it’s almost always ryan reynolds

  • G o
    G o 2 lat temu +10559

    “don’t loose a loyal man because he’s occasionally unfaithful” *has to be the worst advice i’ve ever heard* 😂

    • Brooke007
      Brooke007 Rok temu +1

      The most self contradictory sentence ever formed 💀💀💀

    • paige
      paige Rok temu

      i saw a tweet basically saying that if your partner cheats on you, you should find why they did, and what the person they cheated on you with has that you don't so you can improve.

    • ignore me lol
      ignore me lol Rok temu

      Like @five six said, it’s basically saying “don’t loose a virgin cause they occasionally have sex"

    • Raychle Bernoth
      Raychle Bernoth Rok temu +11

      @Black Knight Fool why are you commenting this on every single thread? you get dumped for a chick or something? chill out. girls arent taking away and corrupting other women from you, its your personality that drives them away.

    • Sarah Gent
      Sarah Gent 2 lat temu +6

      @Black Knight Fool Even if you didn't say anything wrong you're pointing to anecdotes. Like there are lots of straight people who do murders and sexually abuse people and are really bad parents, but you aren't going to say that's evidence that straight people shouldn't be given children. Also I'm a believer that divorce is generally good, or at least better than forcing yourselves to stay in a relationship that isn't working. The number of divorces isn't the number of failed marriages, it's the number of failed marriages that actually did something about it.

  • Charlie Capet
    Charlie Capet 10 miesięcy temu +346

    This is not even straight ppl cringe, this is just relationship cringe in general, also why does so many ppl want their spouses to die/hate them so much, it’s sad to think that once they loved each other so much…..

    • smile
      smile 5 miesięcy temu +1

      probably arguing

    • smile
      smile 5 miesięcy temu

      probably arguing

    • Another random guy
      Another random guy 6 miesięcy temu +4

      @DarkCake I’m pretty sure it goes either way either way with the useless part.

    • DarkCake
      DarkCake 6 miesięcy temu +7

      It seems to be a man thing. Being useless himself but hating the one doing so much for the whole family.

  • Elaine
    Elaine 9 miesięcy temu +84

    Women aren’t objects.
    Also men: pose as a cello so i can play you

  • Invisiman
    Invisiman Miesiąc temu +13

    There are two types of elderly couple
    The kind who hate each other with a dying passion for no apparent reason and don't get a divorce because they'd bee too lonely and lose a lot of money
    And the two most wholesome people you will ever know
    There is absolutely no in between.

  • Anti-Socialfish 42
    Anti-Socialfish 42 10 miesięcy temu +190

    "heterosexuals are the worst"
    Me, a bisexual: WA-OH, WE'RE HALF WAY THERE!!!"

    • hi high
      hi high 10 miesięcy temu +20

      wooooaoooo dog elected mayor

    • Pokaay
      Pokaay 10 miesięcy temu +26

      Take my hand, and we’ll make it I swear 🚪🏃

    • Georgia Lynne
      Georgia Lynne 10 miesięcy temu +41

      woooooaoooh, squidward on a chaaair

  • aj
    aj 2 lat temu +5241

    i’m so proud of kurtis for coming out as straight

    • Mike O
      Mike O Rok temu

      @lelly motivation its a joke...

    • Pan
      Pan Rok temu

      @Bethany O'Neal W H Y?

    • winxergle
      winxergle Rok temu

      @Bethany O'Neal aw ok

    • I luv u
      I luv u Rok temu +1

      @James Nugent exactly

  • dot dot dot
    dot dot dot 5 miesięcy temu +26

    "Don't lose a LOYAL man just because he's occasionally UNFAITHFUL."
    I don't care if omniyou're gay, bi, straight, pan, or any other orientation associated with liking/being attracted to men, please don't follow that ridiculous advice. You are valid and you deserve better than that. Don't put up with cheating just for the sake of being in a relationship. Idk who needed to read that, or if anyone did, but please know you are worth more than being treated that way.

  • The true and superior LEGO Grievous

    As bi person I really don't understand why The Straights™ seem to hate their partners so much. It just doesn't make any sense

  • The Coach
    The Coach 6 miesięcy temu +56

    Boys, embrace your feminine side. You know you love Bath & Body Works anyways. That place is incredible.

    • Brodie Barker
      Brodie Barker Miesiąc temu

      Yeah, I'm a guy and I approve of this statement.

    • blorbophie
      blorbophie 5 miesięcy temu +1

      how does it smell so good in there I don't comprehend it

  • Sunny
    Sunny 9 miesięcy temu +5

    As a straight person, I wholeheartedly agree with you, so many people are so goddamn annoying about it.

  • virginwhorexoxo
    virginwhorexoxo 2 lat temu +13050

    I can’t believe kurtis isn’t a lesbian

  • AGayBoysArt
    AGayBoysArt 10 miesięcy temu +50

    This slaps differently after finding out my sexuality.

  • J.N. Richey
    J.N. Richey 4 miesięcy temu +23

    Part of the reason why we don't really post this cringe content is that gay couples still are doxxed every day for posting relationship photos and stuff. As a lesbian, I would never post a relationship photo, because some creep will slide into my DMs asking for a threesome.

    • Brodie Barker
      Brodie Barker Miesiąc temu +4

      Yeah, I'm currently in a gay relationship. Half my friends have left my side because of it. I'm say I hate homophobes.

    • J.N. Richey
      J.N. Richey 2 miesięcy temu +3

      @MiaDraws Things Exactly! So tired tbh.

    • MiaDraws Things
      MiaDraws Things 2 miesięcy temu +4

      Fr, I saw this cute video of a girl and her gf, (it literally wasn't even cringe) and when I sorted the comments by new there were so many hompohobic people.

  • Tex
    Tex 10 miesięcy temu +36

    Tbh, I'm just an adult 5 year old. I would totally pretend to see my partner in fake fork jail while they aren't looking if we were in an argument.

    • Brodie Barker
      Brodie Barker Miesiąc temu +2

      @love You clearly aren't love, they'd know better.

    • Tex
      Tex 3 miesięcy temu +6

      @love I believe in having and needing the ability to be childish at times. Being mature 24/7 is dull. My partner understands that. It's about knowing what kind of disagreement is going on and knowing when it's okay to have a dumb childish moment for yourself. I would never do that over an argument about bills, for example.

    • love
      love 6 miesięcy temu

      Super romantically immature,but I feel thats where you are in life right now so it's appropriate for your circumstance

  • SmugBagel
    SmugBagel 6 miesięcy temu +11

    Can I just say how nice it is for Kurtis to criticize strange straight people without being all “I’m straight, I know what a bummer. But I’m one of the good ones 😇”

  • Yann Mal
    Yann Mal Rok temu +10543

    This dude predicted that a gender reveal party will burn down something.

    • MrBluntizy
      MrBluntizy Rok temu

      Those stupid parties have burned down multiple forest and towns for years. Its not hard to "predict " something thats happened multiple times before

    • StoicKobra
      StoicKobra Rok temu +1

      I mean he did say it was a school and not... my entire state... or anything...

    • I'mGey 08
      I'mGey 08 Rok temu

      Holy shit he did

    • ItsCookieSwag
      ItsCookieSwag Rok temu

      I was looking for this comment lol

  • Mangaxvibez
    Mangaxvibez 3 miesięcy temu +7

    The dedication to go out of your way to buy a cello for this one skit. What a legend

  • madeleine p.
    madeleine p. 5 miesięcy temu +10

    I feel so unbelievably lucky that my boyfriend and I actually really like each other and are incredibly happy to be together just because all those boomer jokes made me worry that not getting along constantly was normal or something, and this is my first relationship. I just feel really awful for all these people who are in unhealthy relationships yet don't want to leave each other.

  • Titania Mengyun
    Titania Mengyun Miesiąc temu +8

    If anything, someone selling their legs and eyes for me would just create an unhealthy dependence on me which would be hella irritating. Like, please and by all means, live your best damn life. Your awesomeness exists outside of the monetary value of your parts or the act of selling organs. And if you’re gonna sell your organs and/or limbs anyway, buy something nice for yourself

  • AtrociouS
    AtrociouS 2 miesięcy temu +4

    One thing I love about these comments are "but if straight people said gay people gotta stop"
    Umm......isn't there a whole division on the internet dedicated to LGBTQ+ cringe? And those kinds of vids existed WAY before this one.

  • MothWizard
    MothWizard Rok temu +9172

    Straights TM: Kids are too young to know their sexuality
    Also Straights TM: *Asks two year old boy if he has a girlfriend yet*

    • Nexianek
      Nexianek 3 miesięcy temu +1


    • DashN
      DashN 4 miesięcy temu +1

      @Illuminati0ficcial 1. four
      2. they ask when you will
      3. pakistan

    • Idk • Gacha
      Idk • Gacha 4 miesięcy temu +1

      When ur 5 yr old sis says she has a husband: :-P 😶

    • Cherilyn's Arts
      Cherilyn's Arts 5 miesięcy temu +1

      @Illuminati0ficcial There are a lot of people who actually does that not just straights (I know your comment is old lol)

    • Mia Sargent
      Mia Sargent 7 miesięcy temu +1

      A couple approached me at a pub and their boy ran up to me (he was like 2 and I was 6) and they legit said ‘I think he likes you. Hey *forgot boys name* do you like her?’
      Weirdly the couple was gay-

  • JustARandomPerson
    JustARandomPerson 9 miesięcy temu +8

    As a pan romantic asexual person. I am glad this video exists to laugh at.

  • Meow
    Meow 10 miesięcy temu +17

    As a gay ™️ person I approve this message 🏳️‍🌈

  • sunny
    sunny 5 miesięcy temu +12

    lesbians will take any and every opportunity to talk about how amazing their girlfriends are while Straight People™ literally call marriage a "ball and chain"

  • Doğa
    Doğa 11 miesięcy temu +23

    This is the funniest video Kurtis has ever done lol I keep coming back to it

  • blue is burning
    blue is burning 2 lat temu +5149

    kurtis, as a lesbian, please know i would die for you

  • AsherWasHere !!
    AsherWasHere !! 6 miesięcy temu +9

    i love that Kurtis is making fun of other heterosexuals.. this is amazing

    • The Pub Knight
      The Pub Knight 6 miesięcy temu +2

      I tend to mock straight people and I'm straight..I used to make jokes to my gay friends about how "to aliens, were the weird ones , not y'all" lol

  • Kayla
    Kayla 10 miesięcy temu +36

    This is the kinda guy I’d wanna be friends with

  • WiggletonTheWise
    WiggletonTheWise 6 miesięcy temu +3

    I recently came out as bisexual and I feel even more confident that I’m not straight after watching this lmao

  • cyro
    cyro 6 miesięcy temu +2

    this community really feels like a safe space as someone whos queer, idk it just makes me happy :)

  • Raven
    Raven 2 lat temu +11373

    my therapist: eyeless kurtis isn't real he can't hurt you
    eyeless kurtis: ⚫👄⚫

  • JustARandomPerson
    JustARandomPerson 9 miesięcy temu +36

    Why is the “has this ever happened to you” sketch my new favorite sketch of all time.

  • Leaf
    Leaf 3 miesięcy temu +6

    you have to remember that there are heterosexual people and there are The Straights™

  • sad Deeds
    sad Deeds 10 miesięcy temu +27

    That laugh when he held up the fork is straight up the dumbest and funniest thing I’ve ever heard, what is wrong with me I can’t stop replaying that shit...

  • Mark Watson
    Mark Watson 6 miesięcy temu +12

    9:26 when he said
    “The mom is the one taking care of these two kids and he’s pissed at her?”
    My respect for him went 📈📈

  • Cecily Erker
    Cecily Erker 2 lat temu +8768

    The rave couple, while tacky and corny, was arguably the LEAST problematic couple in this whole video

    • Emminet
      Emminet 17 dni temu +3

      honestly, cringe culture is kinda dead, it's nice that they can like participate in each others interests

    • Keishuun
      Keishuun 2 miesięcy temu +1

      The cringier it is the sweeter it is-

    • Manzabhad Mann
      Manzabhad Mann 2 miesięcy temu

      Taking mdma with a significant other is romantic as shit. It looks messy and sweaty and gurny from the outside but when you're on it yourself it's fun as fuck

    • Skrunkly
      Skrunkly 5 miesięcy temu

      Are you the person who made the rave couple post

    • illusioNery
      illusioNery 6 miesięcy temu

      When people use “problematic” 🤮🤮🤮

  • l a u r a
    l a u r a 2 miesięcy temu +1

    as a straight person, i agree that we do indeed need to stop 💀

  • he’s at the store
    he’s at the store 4 miesięcy temu +4

    I love how this comment section is just people in the LGBTQ+ community hanging out and sending Kurtis love

  • Vander
    Vander 2 miesięcy temu +4

    Suddenly I'm more happy to be gay and single

  • Joshua okoro-sokoh
    Joshua okoro-sokoh 3 miesięcy temu +4

    Moral of this video, the privileged are at higher risk compared to the oppressed of taking things for granted.

  • Zkrol
    Zkrol 2 lat temu +19342

    the skits are becoming psychological thrillers and i get more and more confused and i hate it but i love it.

    • D D
      D D 3 miesięcy temu +1

      Adult swim vibes

    • cherrysoda97
      cherrysoda97 7 miesięcy temu


    • Dean Friedel
      Dean Friedel 7 miesięcy temu +3

      He makes his own lil terrifying movies

    • Rainbow CatTail
      Rainbow CatTail 7 miesięcy temu

      Does he even know how to play a chello? xD

    • Brat Eisert’s
      Brat Eisert’s 8 miesięcy temu

      Are you kidding I’m getting major gay vibes for him

  • Delly Bird
    Delly Bird Miesiąc temu +8

    I think straight people are more likely to end up in resentful marriages because it's the most socially acceptable relationship type. People don't get gay married or stay in poly relationships just because their family/church expects them to, they do it because they've done a lot of self-reflection and realized that's what will make them happy.
    On the other hand, a lot of straight marriages happen just because they're following the Life ScriptTM without any self-reflection. So, it is more likely that they'll get married to the wrong person for the wrong reasons.
    A lot of people just won't do well in a lifelong relationship with one person. Some people do better with other types of relationships (or none at all), but they are taught that marriage is the only "right" way. So, they force themselves into an arrangement they dislike and convince themselves the resentment is normal.
    Marriage works well for me, since I'm a creature of habit that loves waking up with the same partner every single day. You're not broken if you don't want that, so don't consign yourself to a life of posting passive aggressive cope memes... be yourself!

  • Captain of the Loser Cruiser

    kurtis is the gayest straight person on youtube and we love that for him lol

  • Hamil miller
    Hamil miller 9 miesięcy temu +15

    As a fellow straight I can confirm we’re all like this

  • Sam G
    Sam G 24 dni temu +2

    I hate to be a misandrist, but the husband in the garden joke got a chuckle out of me.
    (in the name of gender equality, so did the wife in fork jail)

  • A Home Of Sexual
    A Home Of Sexual Rok temu +5024

    I’m not heterophobic, I even have straight friends, but they shouldn’t shove their lifestyle down our throats, it makes me uncomfortable especially when they do it in public:///

    • MLTVK
      MLTVK Rok temu

      @Throwaway Account r/woooooosh

    • Bucky! At The Disco
      Bucky! At The Disco Rok temu


    • camo crocs
      camo crocs Rok temu

      just... think about the kids

    • K E L
      K E L Rok temu

      Ellie G ugh ikr

    • B
      B Rok temu

      Omg yessss I support them, but I don’t agree with their lifestyle.

  • velkoon
    velkoon 10 miesięcy temu +9

    i've been binging your videos for the past few days. I think it's sooooo cool you're straight!!! (haha that sounds dumb) But I mean you have such an open mind and so much empathy. Most of the white straight guys I know lack empathy and understanding for minorities and seem like they reside in their own ignorant world, blissfully privileged. I always just assumed white straight guys were inevitably relatively boring and very ignorant. YOu are so so so so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • yee
      yee 10 miesięcy temu +1

      What? lol

  • Eden Arthur
    Eden Arthur 2 miesięcy temu +1

    Too funny, I love checking in on the straights 🤣. I always find it cringe when they take pregnancy announcement photos. The ones specifically that the women wears a shirt and it says cringe stuff basically saying "i came in her"

  • Misty
    Misty 2 miesięcy temu +4

    "we need a straight pride parade" dude have you even *heard* of ford truck month

  • Ismael Ghanim
    Ismael Ghanim 6 miesięcy temu +3

    I love how they went with a leg and two eyes instead of an arm and a leg. That's what makes it feel so literal

  • KeyserSoze26B
    KeyserSoze26B Rok temu +9019

    “Dont lose a LOYAL man because he’s occasionally UNFAITHFUL”
    That literally couldn’t contradict itself anymore. That literally makes zero sense and isn’t possible

    • Sparkzy Fulton
      Sparkzy Fulton 3 dni temu

      Yeah it doesn't really make sense. Sadly it seems as if every man over 45 will hit on and possibly cheat if given the opportunity. Somtimes you do gotta deal with it if it happened once or twice depending upon the situation I feel though. If was a one time thing cause they were younger and stupid than ok but once older like that and been married awhile no not okay or there's a difference between a one night stand and a full blow affair too. No affairs cause you had to care about that person alot to lie and cheat on me for an extended period of time not just a hot chick came onto you while you were drunk or high.

    • i just made this account so i could talk lol
      i just made this account so i could talk lol 13 dni temu

      @ᔕTY᙭ Iᑎ TᕼE ᖇIᐯEᖇ this is so true brah 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • Wesley Wyndam-Pryce
      Wesley Wyndam-Pryce 23 dni temu +2

      @WLDFLD the toxic masculinity internet says shit like that completely seriously all the time, trying to parody them is basically impossible

    • Kanykei Doorova
      Kanykei Doorova 27 dni temu

      @Bagel in Pond LMAO

    • Thalyz Asotus
      Thalyz Asotus 2 miesięcy temu +7

      Dont lose a LAW-ABIDING man because he's occasionally a MURDERER and sometimes commits TAX FRAUD.

  • JD
    JD 5 miesięcy temu +20

    lgbtqia+ people: use confetti cannons correctly whilst drunk and in heels at a club
    straight people: uses a party popper and kills 84 people, burning over 67000 hectares

  • Chaotic-Good Artistry
    Chaotic-Good Artistry 7 miesięcy temu +23

    1:24 "heter-oh-no"
    I love it. I will be using this.

  • Kat S.
    Kat S. Miesiąc temu

    I'm a straight and married breeder. Omg! I cry laughed this whole video.😂 Part 2 please!

  • Winter Gray
    Winter Gray 3 miesięcy temu +7

    if anyone is looking for the insta page, it got deleted bc angry straights were reporting it so it’s hetero.cringe

  • marinara sauce
    marinara sauce 2 lat temu +8256

    why do all of kurtis’s tiny jokes turn into mini movies

    • aaliyah leeah
      aaliyah leeah Rok temu

      Poffy Daisy why was the fork joke just sooo funny to me LMFAOOJDJKSI 😭😭😭

    • Adia Best
      Adia Best 2 lat temu

      Ikr i zoned out for a second during the cello thing and then was like how is this still going on?

    • Sophie Lauren
      Sophie Lauren 2 lat temu

      But isn't that what we love about him?

    • Laura Alonso
      Laura Alonso 2 lat temu +1

      @marinara sauce the chosen one

    • marinara sauce
      marinara sauce 2 lat temu +1

      so basically the mayor of my town hearted my comment and now im gonna cry

  • spy fox
    spy fox 8 miesięcy temu +1

    Dude the effort you put into your comedy sketches is crazy good, I love them

  • Kianna Bearden
    Kianna Bearden 5 miesięcy temu +6

    I've only been in like two unproblematic relationships but the rave couple seemed kinda sweet not gonna lie

  • robin
    robin 9 miesięcy temu +6

    the three non-fictional straight men i trust are: kurtis, hozier, and john mulaney.

  • Raatata
    Raatata 11 miesięcy temu +3

    Thanks PLclip, great way to start off pride month with a year-old Kurtis Connor video about weird straight people 👍

  • ClownTooth
    ClownTooth Rok temu +13949

    Kurtis: *exists*
    LGBTQ+ community: I just think he's neat

    • Oliver'sCafé
      Oliver'sCafé 6 miesięcy temu +2


    • Shreks_bf
      Shreks_bf 8 miesięcy temu

      @Ava M also, the definition of a lesbian is a human being who doesn't identify as a male. Ik I'm late lol, but I hope this helps if anyone else hasn't said something :)

    • Coo coo for my cocoa puffs
      Coo coo for my cocoa puffs 8 miesięcy temu +1

      I mean..he is

    • Caramel
      Caramel 8 miesięcy temu

      As a bisexual, i think he is poggers

    • snake and spider stew
      snake and spider stew 8 miesięcy temu

      @Courtney Reid SAME

  • Alex Potter
    Alex Potter 10 miesięcy temu +11

    I don't think Kurtis is making a generalization. It's just some straight people who do this.

  • Hypnotic Spider
    Hypnotic Spider 6 miesięcy temu +4

    Kurtis is the reason I say: "Not all men"

    • Draalttom
      Draalttom 6 miesięcy temu

      Cummon sens should be enough

  • Johnny Johnster
    Johnny Johnster 3 miesięcy temu +3

    Kurtis announces he's straight, resulting in gay men turning straight "what's the point anymore?".
    But maybe that's just a theory. A Gay Theory.

  • Greg Evenden
    Greg Evenden 5 miesięcy temu +1

    Loved the video! I think you might be onto something about straight couples generally being more cringy than other kinds of couples, but it could also be a numbers thing.
    When you consider 5-10% of the population is LGBT, there's bound to be a lot more straight couple cringe.

  • IcyMxxn
    IcyMxxn Rok temu +5886

    As a member of the LGBTQ+ community I would like to announce that I feel safe in Kurtistown.
    Edit: Thanks for the likes, and to all the homophobes in the replies STFU
    Edit 2: This reply section did not pass the vibe check 🤡
    Edit 3: Tysm for 5k likes 🎂🎁🎊

    • Brodie Barker
      Brodie Barker Miesiąc temu

      @SocialNorm Yes we can.

      QUBI-QUBED Miesiąc temu

      @Kyla Price don’t worry it’s not 666 anymore

    • wilm
      wilm Miesiąc temu +1

      Half of them did, the gross homophobes didn’t ugh. The good heteros don’t claim them

    • pokerface
      pokerface Miesiąc temu

      L to all the Gay Bisexual Trans people

  • lovleelaura88
    lovleelaura88 10 miesięcy temu +5

    The "has this ever happened to you" sketch had me cry laughing

  • Euphoria🔮✨
    Euphoria🔮✨ 3 miesięcy temu +5

    I don't understand why straight men love to complain about their wives any chance they get, like, why did you marry her in the first place then? If I had a wife I would honour and cherish her everyday...

  • Snoovian
    Snoovian 6 miesięcy temu +2

    Fun fact, I always assumed Kurtis was bi but only found out he was straight by this video.
    And looking at the comments, a lot of people made the same mistake lol.

  • Ana Majoie
    Ana Majoie 10 miesięcy temu +22

    Funny how in almost all of these they’re showing how straight marriage sucks and people still say that gay/ lesbian marriage is “unnatural”. Like bro-

    • victor Nikiforov
      victor Nikiforov 9 miesięcy temu +1

      @Ndimu Africa I said our.. as gay people..
      And yeah coming out as gay to myself was a complete torture.. I had to sacrifice a lot in order to accept myself..
      I'm proud of being gay now.. and hell yeah I'm going to show it off...
      But if we talk abot things that I've archived on my own, I'm not going to flex them.. people can find out about those things by themselves..
      Because everything about me is a flex.. it would be a pain in ass to show everything off :)

    • Ndimu Africa
      Ndimu Africa 9 miesięcy temu

      @i turn off reply updates To remain sane ,DUH Yes, a lot of homosexual people are cringe. Try making a video about and see how long it stays up.
      And, why the hell are you even bringing in feminism? lol. I don't see how it relates to what we're talking about here.

    • Ndimu Africa
      Ndimu Africa 9 miesięcy temu

      @victor Nikiforov your biggest flex is your sexuality? Okay.

    • i turn off reply updates To remain sane ,DUH
      i turn off reply updates To remain sane ,DUH 10 miesięcy temu +5

      @Ndimu Africa being a straight myself
      I can say that your comment screams internalised homophobia

  • Shiloh Elgin
    Shiloh Elgin Rok temu +3766

    That gender reveal joke was so far ahead of its time.

  • Maria Pellegrino
    Maria Pellegrino Miesiąc temu +2

    watching this drunk is like a freaking fever dream.

  • grace holmes
    grace holmes 9 miesięcy temu +6

    pls make a part 2 to this, the sketch with the cello and the "has this ever happened to you" is one of the funniest things ive ever seen

  • J.N. Richey
    J.N. Richey 4 miesięcy temu +4

    When I first watched this video, I thought I was straight and cis. Foolish me.

  • Kenz
    Kenz 11 miesięcy temu +15

    Y’all mad at Kurtis when he’s also a straight person 🤨🕶🤏🏻

  • Vic Betz
    Vic Betz Rok temu +9007

    “we need a straight pride parade” you have one hun, it’s called setting fire to half of california for a gender reveal ❤️

    • Vossk Ambassador • -100 years ago
      Vossk Ambassador • -100 years ago 3 miesięcy temu

      @Blipblop I will sell them to my rich Siberian arms deal led who buys weapons from me…

    • Bionicbutter4356
      Bionicbutter4356 3 miesięcy temu

      "We need a month!"
      Hun Toyota sales athon is real

    • BitterJoy
      BitterJoy 3 miesięcy temu +3

      @Chris Harland Yeah, in 70+ countries I could go to jail, 30+ I would get the death penalty. ✌️

  • Queirdo Stardust
    Queirdo Stardust 3 miesięcy temu

    THIS is how you can be an ally. Take note, straights: make fun of the heteros so we don’t have* to!
    *but I’ll still want to.

  • Jenna Hetzell
    Jenna Hetzell 11 miesięcy temu

    100% on point, and I agree with your hypothesis too. You're the first person I've seen touch in that specific nuance in a public way. There's definitely something to learn from this video! Thanks for being awesome.

  • the incredible Rock
    the incredible Rock Dzień temu

    That "Has this ever happened to you?" part was perfect.