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The Sway House Mobile Game is a Disaster

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Komentarze • 5 724

  • Patterrz
    Patterrz 7 miesięcy temu +24898

    Their group lasted less time than the development of a cheap mobile game, rough

    • Naruto
      Naruto 6 miesięcy temu

      @ꙮ Marek ꙮ lol it's animated, but unfortunately it's animated by illumination. Aka the company that made the minions and a whole bunch of other shitty movies

    • karen
      karen 7 miesięcy temu

      Especially Josh and jayden

    • Cinnamon Toothpaste
      Cinnamon Toothpaste 7 miesięcy temu

      Real bot hours

    • G R
      G R 7 miesięcy temu

      Kurtis Conner is just stealing Weird Al's look

    • averagestudent
      averagestudent 7 miesięcy temu +2

      Them not being friends anymore and having beef with each other was all fake and for clout because they were caught just recently hanging out with each other

  • Shelby Mathews
    Shelby Mathews 7 miesięcy temu +10568

    this game feels like a fanfiction they wrote for themselves

    • Acrimzox
      Acrimzox 16 dni temu

      @Tanner Metzger i thought most people who do that write it for themselves

    • carly?
      carly? 2 miesięcy temu

      yes exactly

    • Oliver'sCafé
      Oliver'sCafé 3 miesięcy temu +1

      oh no that's 100% what it is

    • Rose
      Rose 3 miesięcy temu +1

      Literally feels like reading a wattpad 😭

    • BitBot
      BitBot 3 miesięcy temu +3

      Oh no no, it *IS* a fanfiction they wrote for themselves

  • Ether Fals
    Ether Fals 7 miesięcy temu +2587

    i’m glad he apologized for talking so much i was trying to get a word in the whole time

    • Dylan Mahaffey
      Dylan Mahaffey 14 dni temu +4

      The whole time I was like "When is Ether going to get a chance to talk?"

    • Dunn Kids
      Dunn Kids 29 dni temu +12

      This feels like a comment drew gooden would pin

    • Xanna Monteu
      Xanna Monteu 3 miesięcy temu +21

      this was good joke.
      i laught

    • Nia Iman
      Nia Iman 3 miesięcy temu +27

      this deserves more thumbs up lmao

    • Annabelle Stewart
      Annabelle Stewart 3 miesięcy temu +26


  • Lucas Cole
    Lucas Cole 7 miesięcy temu +5787

    Sway Stories: 15.96$ per month
    Netflix: 13.99$ per month

  • iris o'brien
    iris o'brien 7 miesięcy temu +2021

    anybody else notice how kurtis’ jokes are so much stronger?? like i’m pissing and shitting and crying about the tie jokes, they’re so well tied together

    • theMyofMy
      theMyofMy 23 dni temu

      @Jude Skelton what, could you knot tell they did that on purpose?

    • Isabel
      Isabel Miesiąc temu

      the tie joke was hilarious... I was cracking up.

    • cheesecake
      cheesecake 2 miesięcy temu +1

      They're all in a poly relationship and are getting married

    • juicepop
      juicepop 3 miesięcy temu


    • trash ketchup
      trash ketchup 4 miesięcy temu +4

      @leonna 😂😂😂😂I love that!

  • Angelic Doodles
    Angelic Doodles 7 miesięcy temu +834

    As someone who has played episode in the past, there's no way that at least some assets were stolen, especially animations. They look almost, if not exactly the same.

    • The Immortal Sun-kun
      The Immortal Sun-kun 3 miesięcy temu +10

      I think you mean there’s no way they didn’t steal at least some assets.

    • martha
      martha 6 miesięcy temu +27

      exactly! like the joints of the characters look almost identical

    • Lake
      Lake 6 miesięcy temu +45

      I was thinking the same!! Even the art style of the characters looks a bit similar

  • in the marrr
    in the marrr 7 miesięcy temu +249

    this game is inaccurate af. juliette would've most likely be torn to shreds by sway house fanatics due to the threat of a woman being present in an all-male entertainment group

  • holla dolla
    holla dolla 7 miesięcy temu +701

    one direction could randomly release a line of literal dish soap and you know that stuff would be sold out within the hour

    • Lola Les
      Lola Les 25 dni temu +12

      @The Real Slim Shitty They could call it "The Soap of my life"

    • The Real Slim Shitty
      The Real Slim Shitty Miesiąc temu +9

      I don't and have never consumed any type of One Direction related media but I would still buy that shit tbh

    • Avery
      Avery Miesiąc temu +5

      i would buy ALL the dishsoap

    • clay
      clay 2 miesięcy temu +13

      i would buy the dish soap ngl😵‍💫

  • Mars
    Mars 7 miesięcy temu +778

    Not being on tiktok and hearing "bella porch llama tiktok trend thing" said so casually rattled my bones

    • Super Vegito
      Super Vegito 6 miesięcy temu +33

      I ain’t never heard a more wild name for anything

    • Grapes Ö
      Grapes Ö 7 miesięcy temu +51

      I genuinely felt distressed at that name

    • steph mcsteph
      steph mcsteph 7 miesięcy temu +69

      Fr I was like wtf is going on over there?

  • Kyloe
    Kyloe 7 miesięcy temu +24717

    fun fact! sway is an acronym! it stands for:
    S- growth

    • Help Me
      Help Me 12 dni temu


    • Help Me
      Help Me 12 dni temu


    • Sterling Ward
      Sterling Ward 19 dni temu


    • Rumourz
      Rumourz  Miesiąc temu

      @Devon same.
      he isnt even italian.

    • Isabel
      Isabel Miesiąc temu

      lmao it’s an acronym for people who can’t spell...

  • Simon Ikonnikov
    Simon Ikonnikov 7 miesięcy temu +151

    8:33 I imagine One direction board game as a snakes and ladders, but without snakes. You know, cause only one direction

    • Haseven
      Haseven Miesiąc temu +4

      i spat out my water PLEASE

  • AnnaK
    AnnaK 7 miesięcy temu +428

    “This internet stuff isn’t going to last forever”
    Maybe not. But Kurt, know this:
    *kurtistown is forever* 💪😭

    • Person
      Person 4 miesięcy temu +6

      you couldn’t have said it better. kurtis town for life 💪😤

  • rhea raj shinde
    rhea raj shinde 7 miesięcy temu +231


    • Lia
      Lia 4 miesięcy temu +4

      Tap to unlock ICU

  • M Tori
    M Tori 7 miesięcy temu +346

    "tap here to unlock the ICU" is perhaps, the funniest thing I have heard. Health care be like

  • Hideaki Sorachi
    Hideaki Sorachi 7 miesięcy temu +17376

    I absolutely love Kurtis's sense of humor but imagining him awkwardly setting up a joke without the edits makes me laugh without fail

  • Tracey D
    Tracey D 7 miesięcy temu +137

    I was not ready for his reading of the sway boys' dialogue in the game...I literally broke down laughing and crying and had to pause at that...

    • Emu
      Emu 7 miesięcy temu +3

      Wow. Not even a real human responded to this 😂😂 These bots are honestly getting out of hand recently

  • SLS TheWriter
    SLS TheWriter 7 miesięcy temu +135

    The one positive thing I can say about all these houses is that they just prove how ridiculously big these mansions are. Like rich people, please. If random Tiktokers can live in a house that big, all together, _canihavethehouseinsteadthankyou_

    • niara
      niara 5 miesięcy temu +10

      the funniest part is how they rent this expensive house and live there with no furniture 😭 just a mattress and giant tv

  • KursaTime
    KursaTime 6 miesięcy temu +94

    As a woman in her late twenties who is too old to know these influencers and doesn't watch them. They look like clones of one another. Lol

  • heather j
    heather j 6 miesięcy temu +37

    “where are the rest of my sway boys” and the “you good??” had me SCREECHING with laughter it’s been a bad few months thank you for this video lmao

  • Razbuten
    Razbuten 7 miesięcy temu +13933

    I hadn't watched any of your videos until yesterday, and now I have watched like 40 of them. good channel

    • kita
      kita 2 miesięcy temu

      Yoo-- -

    • tryzsta
      tryzsta 2 miesięcy temu

      @Elegant Disarray oh dont forget no misogyny

    • tryzsta
      tryzsta 2 miesięcy temu +2

      Welcome to kurtistown

    • Xanna Monteu
      Xanna Monteu 3 miesięcy temu

      boy is making so much money off me

    • Ruthie
      Ruthie 3 miesięcy temu

      hey same

  • Super 3D Adventures
    Super 3D Adventures 7 miesięcy temu +180

    So hyped for "My moustache is sick and I'm strong as actual Fuck" for the Nintendo Switch. I believe it's definitely going to live up the hype!

  • sosdoc
    sosdoc 6 miesięcy temu +20

    I almost joined this company a few months ago and all I can say is that I definitely got the impression that it was mostly working on cash grabs. Tech was actually interesting (I know it doesn’t look like it, but there is a reason they got a ton of cash).
    I’m glad I didn’t join in the end, I wanted to get in the videogame industry, but not like this.

  • Wriquee
    Wriquee 7 miesięcy temu +92

    “The next morning, you wake up to sounds of grinding metal…”
    Slayer in her kitchen: 🎸🎸 🗣🎤

  • Zrixie
    Zrixie 6 miesięcy temu +14

    I really like the concept of content houses. Like just a bunch of friends living together doing what they love. Like that's the dream! But people keep messing it up!

  • Jadin Hill
    Jadin Hill 7 miesięcy temu +25363

    kurtis says “sorry for talking so much” like we’re not here to watch him talk for 25 minutes

    • Maya Masri
      Maya Masri 4 miesięcy temu

      ive never seen him like a comment omg

    • analicia!!!!
      analicia!!!! 5 miesięcy temu

      @TurnAroundIDareYou LMAO

    • Alorya Mod
      Alorya Mod 5 miesięcy temu +1

      @Rodsa Ghosh I kinda want him to post a video of him not saying anything😂 still gesturing like he's talking but not even moving his mouth. I feel like it'd still do well😂

    • SideShow Joker
      SideShow Joker 7 miesięcy temu +3

      Dude sells tickets to listen to him talk I'm broke keep talking haha

    • Yeetus the Almighty, Slaughterer of Gods.
      Yeetus the Almighty, Slaughterer of Gods. 7 miesięcy temu +1

      he is canadian

  • 五条悟
    五条悟 7 miesięcy temu +78

    I've listened for the first time Kurtis podcast "Very really good" while running today. The man processed to talk about huge balls during 25 minutes. I never felt so motivated.

  • Mr. Silhouette
    Mr. Silhouette 5 miesięcy temu +14

    Congrats on your hands getting married! They're perfect for eachother! They are blood related after all

  • Daniella Duck
    Daniella Duck 7 miesięcy temu +78

    At the beginning I thought he was gonna make a joke about his hands being tied, the marriage twist was a surprise but a welcome one

  • 118B8_Cleric_Time
    118B8_Cleric_Time 3 miesięcy temu +7

    I'm just cracking up at the image of an under-paid Japanese mobile game dev who had to go to work at playco in a pandemic to write lines like "I've been waiting hours for you to wake up... now SPILL! What happened last night?!"

  • soph s
    soph s 7 miesięcy temu +6409

    The fact he called his fans *customers* is so telling. It's clear that the Sway house sees their audience as people just there to give them money.

    • Nastyeon
      Nastyeon 7 miesięcy temu +1

      @olive nah i’ve never heard of this phrase before reading this thread

    • unregistered hypercam 2
      unregistered hypercam 2 7 miesięcy temu

      @olive not where i’m from…

    • olive
      olive 7 miesięcy temu +1

      @unregistered hypercam 2 people say it kind of often actually

  • Slurpoo
    Slurpoo 7 miesięcy temu +20

    i dont know how to explain this, but watching kurtis’s videos while eating poptarts in the middle of the night hits different

  • A.
    A. 7 miesięcy temu +138

    Kurtis your skin looks so good! It didn’t look bad before, but it’s just…idk, luminous. Whatever’s goin on keep it goin, bud 🙌🏾

  • Andy
    Andy 7 miesięcy temu +46

    He really called his fans “customers”…

  • ron
    ron 7 miesięcy temu +28

    “not you being so good at this game ❤️” repent kurtis.

  • JC
    JC 7 miesięcy temu +9668

    The most unrealistic part of the episode knockoff is that the sway house has fans their age.

      WHOSARISA Miesiąc temu +3

      Most of their fans are like 10 and haven’t reached puberty yet

    • Poppy Burn
      Poppy Burn 2 miesięcy temu +19

      @Sal O'Mahoney "I think it's pretty sick (the bad one)" Is fucking killing me

    • Sal O'Mahoney
      Sal O'Mahoney 7 miesięcy temu +102

      For real. I think it's pretty sick (the bad one) that they're charging €4 a WEEK when all their fans are minors, AND they only have about 5 minutes of gameplay available until the foreseeable future...
      My theory is yes, they don't care which is why they don't advertise much, but also that the lack of advertising is somewhat strategic. Just a small bit. People are gonna be paying money week after week while they can get the rest of the game ready. I could be wrong though (but I do think it's a combination of this and them not caring).
      [Edit to add: I also reckon that these people will be paying while they wait, and then when Sway have everything good to go they will advertise a little more to get more money and more regularly]

    • 🎗just someone looking for the askers🎗
      🎗just someone looking for the askers🎗 7 miesięcy temu +54

      @fisu Solina🌹♋️ 🥾be gone bot

    • 🎗just someone looking for the askers🎗
      🎗just someone looking for the askers🎗 7 miesięcy temu +131

      Fr the fan rage is like 12-14

  • Mads Stokes
    Mads Stokes 3 miesięcy temu +4

    Whenever Kurtis does that dance, he's tapping into a dimension where *he* was in the Sway house.

  • Ryan Taylor
    Ryan Taylor 6 miesięcy temu +8

    You have some true editing talent and your jokes are hilarious. Please, these words are genuine and sincere! Thanks for the content Kurtis!

  • 1RENE
    1RENE 3 miesięcy temu +2

    0:48 for some reason the "they're getting married" sent me flying
    i swear kurtis is my daily dose of the exact type of the most stupid kind of humour that i enjoy

  • lexlefleur
    lexlefleur 5 miesięcy temu +4

    kurtis’s josh impression is so scary accurate i can’t

  • Allison Reed
    Allison Reed 7 miesięcy temu +6753

    I love that the reason that they’ll possibly hit 50k is because we all want to see Kurtis play the rest of this game.

    • Genderfluidly gay💅
      Genderfluidly gay💅 7 miesięcy temu


    • Aubrey H
      Aubrey H 7 miesięcy temu +8

      @How about No what did it say since it’s apparently gone now

    • Bucky! At The Disco
      Bucky! At The Disco 7 miesięcy temu

      I honestly do, might give them a follow

    • Taylor Houser
      Taylor Houser 7 miesięcy temu +26

      I just went on tiktok and looked and the official account got banned 😭 a bunch of people have changed their name to some variation of swaystories to take advantage of this video I’m assuming lol

  • Chicken Permission
    Chicken Permission 4 miesięcy temu +8

    That “Noice Cawk” made me laugh so hard my stomach actually hurts, goddamnit Kurtis!

  • dannily
    dannily 7 miesięcy temu +16

    i've never seen kurtis being so aggressive for a frat house, he ended acting like he was part of it

  • Lloyd Dragon
    Lloyd Dragon 7 miesięcy temu +39

    "and that's too many steps. i'm LAZY"
    *goes out of his way to film himself doing every step*

  • Jane Henderson
    Jane Henderson 4 miesięcy temu +5

    you saying "sorry I'm talking to much" is actually hilarious because we're all here to listen to you talk kurty

  • Honk Onyx?
    Honk Onyx? 3 miesięcy temu +2

    hearing Kurtis say “love that for you bestie” made my day as someone who says bestie sarcastically 24/7

  • Ariella Alexander
    Ariella Alexander 3 miesięcy temu +3

    I HAVE had a baby (vaginally) and I can confirm their delivery of those lines was more painful to get through then child labor.

  • Cnma
    Cnma 7 miesięcy temu +4

    As a guy struggling to get a job for sound design in video games, when you said “I wish I could hear it”….. I felt that. I really felt that.

  • dyk3medown
    dyk3medown 7 miesięcy temu +101

    i don’t know what it is about kurtis but i feel like he’s an honorary lesbian, in the same way hozier is

  • sludge bog
    sludge bog 7 miesięcy temu +5321

    can we talk about how making a game about your fans dating you is one of the weirdest indulgences of unhealthy parasocial relationships? they know their public is mostly 10 year old girls who are attracted to them. making what is basically a dating sim about youself is bizarre at best

    • chickpeace
      chickpeace 6 miesięcy temu +10

      makes me think about the bo burham song repeat stuff where he talks about rich managers or whatever using young pop stars to make money from their even younger and insecure fans by exploiting the parasocial relationship

    • Yasmine Guérin
      Yasmine Guérin 7 miesięcy temu

      @Malú but most aren't kids, and also their actually celebrities and aren't bad

    • l
      l 7 miesięcy temu +7

      I mean it's not like there the first there was a Dolan Twins one, Hunter Hayes and Cameron Dallas on episode

    • × 𝟸-𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚐 ×
      × 𝟸-𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚐 × 7 miesięcy temu +2

      yeah those guys give me trust issues

    • Malú
      Malú 7 miesięcy temu +1

      @My Lord yea 😔

  • Mariana Carvalho
    Mariana Carvalho 7 miesięcy temu +5

    I could’ve sworn there would be a “thats what she said” joke at 11:55

  • Lara
    Lara 4 miesięcy temu +1

    YOU'RE a content creator, and you deserve to be paid for what you do because you noticeably put thought and effort into it. I wouldn't call THEM content creators.......

  • Tactical Spice
    Tactical Spice 3 miesięcy temu +2

    When he made the one direction board game joke he missed the opportunity to say “It’s just like monopoly cause you only go one direction”🤣

  • Joe Arnold
    Joe Arnold 5 miesięcy temu +6

    Hey, comrade. I just came across this video like two months after it released, and I’m really worried.
    I just want to make sure…
    You _did_ cancel your swayboy house thing game subscription, right?
    Like, you haven’t been paying them this whole time, I hope.
    Just a heads up. I know I’d forget and then find out in like two years that I’d been paying these scumbags tons of money.
    Ok, cheers :)

  • Elisabeth
    Elisabeth 7 miesięcy temu +7914

    at least episode has a character customization option. in this game you HAVE to be a pretentious, pretty, white girl who has a poc "sidekick" and falls for one of two near-identical white boys

    • I eat knees
      I eat knees 17 dni temu

      @Genocider 69 😭

    • IcedCat
      IcedCat Miesiąc temu +1

      @Josiah B not really unless you make the shit choice of only sticking to the Episode-created ones. There is a massive amount of user-created content that mostly doesn’t require any gems. The quality obviously varies a lot more, but there are some genuinely good things out there with choices far more complex and interesting than “ask him out (10 gems)” and “spit in his face (free)”

    • natpat
      natpat 3 miesięcy temu +1

      @E D E N uhh thats what i said. part asian. half asian. half chinese. capiche?

  • quinn
    quinn 6 miesięcy temu +8

    I think the best and the most genuinely liked “house” is “the house nobody asked for” cause they were actually funny

  • rileyy
    rileyy 5 miesięcy temu +4

    to hear content houses being used a a history lesson is just depressing

  • kolim jone
    kolim jone 7 miesięcy temu +14

    I've listened for the first time Kurtis podcast "Very really good" while running today. The man processed to talk about huge balls during 25 minutes. I never felt so motivated.

  • UnkreativHoch2
    UnkreativHoch2 5 miesięcy temu +1

    In my Game Design course we had a company send interns from our university to make some speeches. One of those was about a mobile dating game, where they meticulously analyzed the players choices and noticed the players would always go for the funny ones, naturally. Now their next decision was to market that and have you pay literal money to choose anything but the standard choice. They made a game so exploitative, that literally playing it cost you money and expected us to applaud them afterwards.

  • Audrey Bake
    Audrey Bake 7 miesięcy temu +3470

    That tie joke was way funnier than it should’ve been

    • Meri
      Meri 7 miesięcy temu

      @Peachy Crisy the first half yes.

    • Peachy Crisy
      Peachy Crisy 7 miesięcy temu

      @Meri the joke was funny tho

    • rosé all day
      rosé all day 7 miesięcy temu

      Honestly 💀

    • Meri
      Meri 7 miesięcy temu +1

      @Carrot Cake I'm talking about the "they're getting married!" Line. That shit was stupid. Had he ended the joke with just his hands in the air with the little ties edited in it would've been funny enough, but kurtis sometimes doesn't know when to end a good joke and follows it with an awful second punchline that just doesn't hit well 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • chickenalpaca03
      chickenalpaca03 7 miesięcy temu +5

      @Dan Meldon those are literally half his jokes

  • starryy
    starryy 4 miesięcy temu +2

    Honestly episode has some fun stories made my community members that give you free choices and let you choose your adventure, but the homepage is just bombarded with pay to win stories that aren't too fun if you don't have gems

  • Zackinator
    Zackinator 4 miesięcy temu +2

    Kurtis: My hands are tied
    Me: *expects his hands to have string around them*
    Kurtis: *comps in two neck ties dangling from his hands*
    Me: *WHEEZE*

  • paige bowker
    paige bowker 5 miesięcy temu +4

    "sorry i'm talking so much..." Kurtis this is a commentary channel

  • Super Vegito
    Super Vegito 20 dni temu +2

    Fun fact: if they don’t release the full game people can sue them for not supplying services since they are being charged. The fact that they charged for it opens them up to lawsuit

  • Judy Mwanzo
    Judy Mwanzo 7 miesięcy temu +8773

    Kurtis apologizing for talking “too much” in his own commentary video is peak insecurity and I can relate lol.

    • caitlin
      caitlin 6 miesięcy temu

      i have the biggest bang!
      no i do!

    • Genderfluidly gay💅
      Genderfluidly gay💅 7 miesięcy temu

      Even me can relate

      SUGAS ARMYYY 7 miesięcy temu +5

      @• ugh I hate when ppl do that like keep that same energy musty 🙄

    • •
       7 miesięcy temu +5

      @SUGAS ARMYYY idk, but they deleted it so you can just tell they’re tryin to act innocent 💀

      SUGAS ARMYYY 7 miesięcy temu +5

      @• Lmfao what they say?

  • Jarl Ballin
    Jarl Ballin 5 miesięcy temu +3

    You editing Todd in at 17:18 was an underrated joke😂💀

  • Casey Ferigno
    Casey Ferigno 3 miesięcy temu +3

    $16 A MONTH?!?!? That’s more than Netflix and Disney+ TF

  • Tiara
    Tiara 7 miesięcy temu +17

    “We’ll see who she really be seein when she comes to this party” so cringe 😂

  • Kibbles N bits
    Kibbles N bits 3 miesięcy temu +2

    Kurtis’s sense of humor is my spirit animal

  • calcium12
    calcium12 7 miesięcy temu +7507

    Kurtis' hands getting married reminds me of the time my little sister had a wedding for her kneecaps

    • Grace K
      Grace K 11 godzin temu


    • Czarina
      Czarina 4 dni temu


    • E A R T H
      E A R T H 6 dni temu

      I hope they had a long lasting marrage
      mine cant stop trying to keep up with eachother while I'm walking 🙄

    • sonorasgirl
      sonorasgirl 11 dni temu +1

      This is a lovely comment - it would pair well with a cuppa and a sunset.

    • snake and spider stew
      snake and spider stew 23 dni temu +1


  • Swayizgay♿️
    Swayizgay♿️ 23 godzin temu

    As someone named sway, I’m honored to be here with kurtis.

  • BigFanOfManyThings
    BigFanOfManyThings 6 miesięcy temu +3

    “They’ll get $50k before they get 50k followers”. Got it in one, Kurtis.

  • Thai Jackson
    Thai Jackson 4 miesięcy temu +2

    These are some of the smartest, multi-layered jokes that I've heard on PLclip. Wow. GJ

  • I'm Just A Girl
    I'm Just A Girl Miesiąc temu +1

    the “not you being so good at this game” HAD ME DYINGGGG

  • Sarah Andreucci
    Sarah Andreucci 7 miesięcy temu +8024

    I’m so happy for Kurtis’ hands, they seem like such a happy couple.

    • Selena Rivas
      Selena Rivas 7 miesięcy temu

      We love seeing a healthy and happy couple

    • Jerona Radlien
      Jerona Radlien 7 miesięcy temu

      @Calem 69er and I'm jotaro

    • RestlessHippie
      RestlessHippie 7 miesięcy temu

      They've been together for a long time, surprised more ppl didn't notice, they're in every episode

    • f l
      f l 7 miesięcy temu +10

      they’re such a... CLAPPY couple

    • tru
      tru 7 miesięcy temu +2

      theyve been divorced for five years

  • _Biip Bopp_
    _Biip Bopp_ 3 miesięcy temu +3

    The sway boys sound like they're either speaking into a cup or whispering while their mom sleeps in the other room

  • Yomiyu Arts
    Yomiyu Arts 5 miesięcy temu

    I rwally love Kurtis’s bad jokes. Makes my day

  • Eve Dny
    Eve Dny 2 miesięcy temu +2

    kurtis being a directioner is the crossover i didn't know i needed

  • snw
    snw 6 dni temu

    the two tie jokes just really tied together so perfectly

  • Ian O’Leary
    Ian O’Leary 7 miesięcy temu +3163

    When Kurtis has probably played this game longer then everyone in the sway house combined

    • penny4urthots
      penny4urthots 7 miesięcy temu +3

      @• why are the bots getting more ridiculous now?

    • Sievert Schreiber
      Sievert Schreiber 7 miesięcy temu +1

      Using your username to get clicks? That’s cringe, just like sway house!

    • thats so ari
      thats so ari 7 miesięcy temu +30

      @Hot🤗↘️ no

  • Joshua Perales
    Joshua Perales 3 miesięcy temu

    I promise there was never a time where the sway boys "got along" in that house 🏠

  • gooodmorning
    gooodmorning 3 miesięcy temu +2

    11:33 "I was stoked to get an invite to a sway house party! Yeah!" *screeches like a demon*

  • Nandos chicken wings
    Nandos chicken wings 6 miesięcy temu +4

    “Love that for you bestie”
    I am in disgust

  • Lovely
    Lovely 16 dni temu

    For anyone wondering what josh said:
    “First one in the pool gets to talk to her first”

  • Jesse Armstrong-Kooy
    Jesse Armstrong-Kooy 7 miesięcy temu +7190

    Kurtis should make a Kurtistown game that is literally just Sims City but every Sim has Kurtis’ face

    • LilDicky
      LilDicky Miesiąc temu

      Or one of those games where you can level up your characters by merging them

    • the girl with the sun in her head
      the girl with the sun in her head 7 miesięcy temu


    • Hyunjin Hwang
      Hyunjin Hwang 7 miesięcy temu +1

      No, he'd make all the citizen have mustache

    • Diya Mitra
      Diya Mitra 7 miesięcy temu

      Not you being an absolute genius!

    • Stephanie Eleanor
      Stephanie Eleanor 7 miesięcy temu +1

      @Kfroguar Mustache version obviously, then the game could be called something like… oh, idk… “My Moustache Is Fucking Awesome and Sick and I’m Strong as Absolute FUCK”. Or is that name too generic? Idk I’m just tossing around ideas here.

  • Sarah Bischoff
    Sarah Bischoff 3 miesięcy temu

    ngl as a 25 year old person really involved in my workplace's union, the concept of a "content house" sounds like a fucking labor nightmare

  • Babyy Demon
    Babyy Demon 4 miesięcy temu +2

    I wouldn’t say you’re a hypocrite bc from what I see you actually have a passion for comedy, you care about the ethics or morality of your jokes/content, and you aren’t solely doing comedy etc. for views or easy cash. In my opinion you’re nothing like those types of content creators.

  • Pretty Guardian
    Pretty Guardian 6 miesięcy temu +5

    I don't think they intended it to be a sway house love triangle... I mean I'm OK with it. It just doesn't seem like the image they're trying to project.

  • lEiLa
    lEiLa 7 miesięcy temu +15

    I think kurtis’ English accent is one of the best I’ve heard from American/Canadian PLclip skits

  • Juice box Titties
    Juice box Titties 4 miesięcy temu +1

    A couple months ago I learned that Bryce hall and one of his TikTok friends went to my high school like a couple years before I got there. I am afraid and also very glad that they left before I showed up

  • katthekittkat
    katthekittkat 6 miesięcy temu +7

    Kurtis got me freaking out that Gilmore Girls isn't on American Netflix but he just be wrong phew

  • Abby Gould
    Abby Gould 5 miesięcy temu +2

    Man, I am so glad I don't use Tik Tok. Those losers are insane.

  • RawrImAweirdo OuO
    RawrImAweirdo OuO 2 miesięcy temu

    This is the first video I’ve seen of Kurtiss and I love that Kurtis is kindve a combo of Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez 😌💙

  • lexie
    lexie 7 miesięcy temu +5396

    kurtis dancing like a sway boy will forever haunt me

    • avs
      avs 7 miesięcy temu

      @Naomi Joustra 0:22

    • Naomi Joustra
      Naomi Joustra 7 miesięcy temu +1

      Hey, do you have a timestamp maybe?

    • jenna cover
      jenna cover 7 miesięcy temu +5

      I was hoping for the knee crack

    • Sheena Boisvert🌷
      Sheena Boisvert🌷 7 miesięcy temu +5

      The “COME JOIN US!”😈definitely scared the crap outta me!

    • Walking In
      Walking In 7 miesięcy temu +1

      You spelled "soy" wrong

  • Vulpeus System
    Vulpeus System 4 miesięcy temu +2

    kurtis isnt lying. i liked the video and he popped up behind me and i was so shocked i literally shitted my entire self and am now a raisin

  • Sal Fisher
    Sal Fisher 5 miesięcy temu +2

    love triangles cant happen without one lgbt person. (or more) so that means either josh is crushing on griffin, or griffin is crushing on josh along with MC

  • kipklop
    kipklop 3 miesięcy temu

    I really like your recent videos. Keep it up! Really hilarious 😂

  • Rosalyne Bannatyne
    Rosalyne Bannatyne 6 miesięcy temu +4

    Kurtis' voice over for the sway boys fucking sent me 😂🤚

  • Hannah Glandfield
    Hannah Glandfield 7 miesięcy temu +6

    This whole video reminds me of the time where kurtis was on the no sleep (horror) podcast with this whole ass story about him breaking into a content house and its a cult or something. probably no one will see this but if you do just know it was THE BEST THING EVER.

  • Bijou Lyles
    Bijou Lyles 3 miesięcy temu +2

    Love the fact that love triangle implies Josh and Griffin are bi and in love

  • Victoria Chavez
    Victoria Chavez 7 miesięcy temu +6

    Kurtis missed the opportunity to say they’re “tie-ing” the knot @0:53 and I’m mad about it