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I Lived Like a Billionaire for a Week
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I followed "The Billion Dollar Morning Routine" for a week to see if it would turn me into a billionaire...you won't believe what happens.
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comment "dang ur alpha breath stinks" if ur reading this 
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as someone who works at a smoothie shop, i can say without a doubt that people order that exact smoothie and worse everyday
@REAL LARGE MAN THE GIANT ONE it’s a phrase
its delicious 😭
@Imani Johnson you don't have to write quote unquote if you're also using actual quotation marks
As a certified dream interpreter, I can confidently say all of the dreams Kurtis described at 12:00 mean the exact same thing.
Those dreams mean he was sleeping.
Yoo thanks that really cool I will reflect on this now
Master dream interpreter
Wow you are so smart‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥😭😭😭thank you for this information we couldn’t have figured it out without you omg
Wow
@human bean this is true
My husband is a personal trainer and he has explained the physiological benefits of going from really cold to really hot (ice bath then sauna and repeat) but I cannot stress enough how little I care about that because cold showers are Evil Incarnate.
but going from hot to cold all of the sudden and vice versa makes you tired because of the drastic temperature change, that doesnt seem like it would be very productive imo
*cries in lives in the hottest asian regions and needs cold baths to escape the jaws of heat stroke*
Omg maybe my little brother was on to something when he used to jump from the hot tub to the ice cold pool over and over again every time we were somewhere with both a hot tub and a pool
In German sauna at least, you're supposed to shower cold then jump in the ice bath. So I guess alongside washing off the sweat it also helps you easing in to avoid shock.
My aunt once did something similar and her leg permanently crippled 😔
the crossover I never needed: kurtis and my boss (the narrator of the fucking morning routine video) 💀😭 I hate it here
Your boss is just flexing how much free time he has because he's a billionaire lol
Does he pay well? Is he hiring Brazilians? Lmao
i can’t imagine watching kurtis connor and my teacher just starts talking. that seems so surreal
Screaming
I saw ur boss speak at a science seminar so I was really confused as to why he was making billionaire lifestyle content (he never talked about being a billionaire when I saw him speak just the memory and brain health stuff) then I saw your comment that another channel uploaded the video 😂 thank you for answering a small question that would have bugged me for way longer than it should have!
This dudes morning routine is almost exactly what I had to do everyday when I was in the psych ward.
@Captain of the Loser Cruiser he made life his grippy sock vacation 💫🫶🥰🤩
OMG THIS IS LIKE A GRIPPY SOCKS VACATIONS
Holy shit, you're right. I kept thinking: I've done this shit daily when I was in the booby hatch, and had this dude been too?
STOP LITERLALY the journaling, the breathing, literally most of it.. that’s why it felt so familiar omg
including the cold showers 😭
Kurtis progressively looking more like an 80s Dad is honestly one of the greatest things I’ve watched for the past year.
He looks like an 80's older brother to me
haha you’re right!!
oh my god you’re actually right 😟
honestly hes kinda cute tho 👀👀👀👀
Pretty sure Quark is a bot friends, as @SuperDuckyWho stated.
Im not the first person whos said this but the look is great.
Billionaires: "Just work harder"
The Working Class they've stepped on to get higher: *literally working harder than any of them have in their entire lives*
Donnie Raczynski how to lose brain cells in one second
Hey! Billionaires work really hard to exploit the the labor power of the working class in order to extract surplus-value and generate profit. It's unproductive, harmful work, sure, but you can be certain they will do everything to maintain and prolong the mode of production in place.
@Donnie Raczynski pretty sure i lost brain cells while reading ur comment.
the “working class” are often lazy and obnoxious
i pity rich people because they achieved so much while most of us are just slackers who don’t wanna progress much
Not gonna lie, a lot of this advice is exactly what I needed to hear to improve my life. Not to become wealthy or a billionaire, but just to improve my quality of life. But the fact that these people give you these tips with the promise of wealth and success just by doing them is just a scam
Tbh yeah this routine seems very beneficial. Might have to try it myself and become a billionaire🤭🤭🤭🤭
agreed, i started meditating and journaling in quarantine and it helped me tremendously but u don’t need to do all these things to be successful
Most of these things are a part of solid routine, which is very benefitial for your health, but as you say, no way it's gonna make you billionare. And also most of the time they try to sell you shit while describing the routine. It's to seem like a "regular person" - the consumer and convince you, that you will benefit from said thing in your life.
I saw someone else in here make a really good point. It went something like " These types of billionaires do a good job at convincing people that doing the bare minimum in self care will make you achieve their lifestyle" and I completely agree with it. It really put the feeling they give me into perfect words
I'm a vivid dreamer so I love hearing the weird/cool/crazy shit other people do in their dreams. Kurtis's dreams are short and simple but still great lol
i just dreamt that i was trying out clothes and was sending it to my friend via snapchat 💀💀boring asf lmao
I once had a dream where I was Mario, but instead of jumping on goombas and koopas, I was jumping on zombies in this decrepit backwater town.
@Schrodinger had the exact dream but its real
I had a dream where me and some people from highschool I don't talk to anymore were the next season of Dimension 20 (college humour's dungeons and dragons series) and the DM Brennan Lee Mulligan made fun of me for being bad at D&D... not a great dream ngl
@Ammit the Devourer my dreams aren’t fun. I described my dreams a bit in this comment thread if you want to know more about them.
I love how "and they look out for the little guy" is an actual punchline which doesn't need any explaining in order for us to know it's sarcasm
Unfortunately, billionaire simps do exist and they won’t take that as sarcasm.
When Kurtis opens his mouth, you just know that he's gonna say something in his video !
Only ogs know this
you’re so right
@bang chan omg rightttt now I remember 😭
@picalilly its the "trying out nate gardners" thingy thing. i watched that video to fall asleep because its so lulling in the most kurtis way possible 😭😭
That’s insane, I never would have guessed
One of the things that I hate about the billionaire advice on how to go about the morning is that they are so dead serious about it. There's this tone of, "I've cracked the code of life, and that's why I have more money than I'll ever be able to spend in a lifetime -- because I get up in the morning and take some breaths while I push my tongue up and down like a real man; analyze the dreams that are clearly trying to tell me something important; take a cold shower and let the icy cold water run over my balls because it's the only thing that makes me feel truly alive; hop down the stairs like a newborn deer because a guru that I work with told me that it would help me connect to my inner child and that's important for optimal brain function in the morning hours; make a big brain smoothie and chug it so I get a brain freeze that I then melt with my brain's hard work as I journal about my goals, ambitions, and the feelings I'm gonna select from the emotion vending machine that I had installed into my prefrontal cortex, etc.".
This was a novel I’d rate 5 stars
😅i m confused on should i laugh or cry , coz this comment is so perfect and true
I think the big question we are all asking and not just me, when is Kutis going full hairless. Full body shave and wax. Smoother then a dolphin. I think that’s what everyone is asking.
@Obelic omg i love that drew gooden song !! 😍
@Fentastic Fen help, let me go
Smoother than Dolphin Man
Smooth as a greased ham on its way to the oven
can confirm. when i was recalling my dreams this morning i actually remembered a dream where i thought these exact words. verbatim. then i proceeded to write "think about when kurtis goes fully hairless on bingus levels of bald" three times over in both my to-do list and to-feel list
"we're not human doings, we're human beings" - That is straight out of The Simpsons. S5E07 Bart's Inner Child.
After that? A human up?
@Isabel after that? A human STOPPING?
And what comes next? BART: “A human GOING!”
"That's the lie that they pedal to keep the system working in their favour."
Thank you, I've been trying to find a good way to word this. You nailed it!
Kurtis’s house is much more stylish than I imagined. I guess I forgot that he lives with another human being and is an adult man with money. I just assumed he lived in a mostly empty flat with a gamer chair and a mattress on the floor.
If he didn’t have a girlfriend he would/j
first youtuber to have a gf
same lol
With the views he has... I imagine he's making min 20k a month so...
@Jay Quinn yesss I envy their house sm😫
I recently learned that Bill Gates earns so much money per second that if he dropped a hundred dollar bill it literally would not be worth his time to pick it up
This I heard as well but it's incorrect when worded this way. It is true that the companies he owns earn him a passive income, where in the time it takes to pick up that 100 the companies made more.
To say it's not worth his time is like he has his finger on a money making button that he can't step away from. Or like saying if he has to stop and bend over all his exploited workers in 3rd world countries have to stop working and pray until he is done.
Since, his income is passive where in he makes money even in his sleep, dropping 100 dollars would be a 100 dollar loss for him and worth his free time to pick it up.
They make the barrier for entry look like it's not just being morally corrupt, but rather highly disciplined. It's a façade.
I am not at all a spiritual person or anything, but when I started meditating I really loved it. It really helps my anxiety and only feels a little weird for the first day or two.
Meditating can be good to help you settle and just sit with yourself for a while - as someone who struggles with a lot of self-confidence and panics from too much introspection. I find it particularly beneficial after a really hard workout. However, it can potentially make an anxiety attack worse if you try to meditate in the middle of one (learned from experience lol). I've found that the guided meditations just make me frustrated, too. The voice giving instructions just pulls me out of it and makes it impossible for me to relax. Definitely depends on the person.
Calming yourself down by meditating is always good for the psyche, and it urks me that it's very tied to spirituality.
Slowing down and taking some time to breath just improves your mental health. There's nothing more to it, honestly.
I felt weird for way longer than that. So i just stopped.
But i have adhd so maybe that didn’t help
Literally all the shit that this 'billionare' does in the morning screams I HAVE NOTHING TO DO. Literally. It's called at Billionaire's routine because they don't have to work. So glad Kurtis is roasting this It's ridiculous!
the guy who made the routine isn't even a billionaire his net worth is like 3 at most.
Kurtis is honestly the only man with a mullet that i would trust holding my drink at a bar. Also, that hair is GORGEOUS
@Batman honestly I think him Theo Von & Johnny Craig (he’s a horrible person tho) looked good with mullets. & Bobby Lee too.
GORGEOUS!
Ik this is a joke, but also pls never trust any man or woman you don't know *extremely* well with your drink at a bar
What if he's sitting there like 6:44?
Still a trustworthy face?
my favorite thing about this is that the rich dude sounds like he's making this up entirely on the spot. "the next things I do is .... uh...um...i make... a brain smoothie?"
The face he made “breathing” sent me into a fit of laughter every time 💀
the amount of brain stuff this guy does, makes you think billionaires are zombies
the booing at "we're not human doings we're human beings" despite it 100% being something kurtis would say is taking me out
Hearing kurtis call billionaires “losers” fed something deep in me that I didn’t know I needed
@RedHairedRiot It was Quyen Tran who copied you, her comment came a day later
@noblesgirlcuttlefish I just wrote this from the heart. It’s possible someone else had the same feeling lol
Alright who copied?!?! Someone else had the exact same comment
@いのふかだ🇯🇵 sus
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la cuan.monster
hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado por la vida dura que se vive hoy.
Son unos de los mejores conciertos
, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
I love that the morning routine also has you guzzling down 3 different drinks with no solid food to be had, because billionaires get enough nutrients from all that alpha breathing
The science of this guy’s smoothie making process is just like me at 6 years old when I would put flowers and shit in my dog’s food so that my dog would smell nice
Although this video is hilarious, I think Kurtis' last point about doing what works for you is the best thing to take away from it, because I find morning routines like this actually do make me feel good, but others might do better w a minimalist morning routine, and that's fine. I appreciate how Kurtis finds a place to input an actual pearl of wisdom amongst the humor. And how he roasts *everyone*
Kurtis is one of those PLcliprs where I will genuinely give a wholehearted laugh throughout the ENTIRE video
Kurtis wearing a shirt that says be nice while body shaming billionaires Is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@oats Body-shaming is bad, them being a billionaire is irrelevant. Most people who look like that are not billionaires, but can still feel excluded and mocked by it. You’re basically saying “Everyone who looks this way is disgusting”
@Brendan Green
i'd rather use critical thinking then blindly follow a set of rules without question. if doing this just so happens to be more convenient, that's fine by me.
speaking of virtue signalling, no one gives a shit about how much time you put into thinking about ethics.
it doesn't take more then 5 seconds to realize being rational is better then having some sense of richousness over good principles.
@oats Personally, if you have a principle but you're willing to break it when it's convenient, you have shitty principles. I dunno, might be hard if you haven't thought about ethics for more than five seconds but want to virtue signal bout em.
@Better Betty
it's strongly implied that "be nice" doesn't apply to shitty people. i'm not gonna be nice to some guy after he eats my son, am i? just use some sense, man.
@Better Betty shush
The tea you drank while writing in your journal has passion flower and kava. I use that tea with like 4 bags per cup when I am in places that have sever anti-drug laws. I don't drink, and am from Ca, but travel all over the world. That tea is my favorite option to get that sleepy/zoned out feeling when I am in Dubai or Singapore. It could have been making you even more tired. Expert tip though, if you wanna get high/low off passion flower and kava they totally work in larger amounts (ike 4-6 teabags per cup) or just get the actual plants in a dried form and brew the tea. Kava even makes your tongue and throat numb.
Will definitely be trying the second morning routine, sounds like it gets your body up and working!
Will definitely be trying the second morning routine, sounds like it gets your body up and working!
Me and my husband are absolutely obsessed with your content ! You’re very relatable and we love that you don’t try to portray a false image of yourself!
The humour is fucking top tier, god bless.
We hope you and your family are safe and well for a lifetime !
love that kurtis was so immediately ruined by this routine that he tried to put an edge piece in the center of the jigsaw puzzle on day one
Shit hahahaha now that really speaks volumes
After he took his first sip of the smoothie, he actually looked like he was about to cry. 🤣
Kurtis's hand writing looks just like I would imagine.
Kurtis should now do his *OWN* morning routine, the one he made in this video!
No matter how many times I watch this I still lose my shit over Kurtis's parody routine at the end.
Kurtis doesn't have to tell jokes anymore. He could just alpha breathe at the camera for 10 minutes and I'd piss myself laughing thanks
imagine my face when he said “it’s breathing time” and im thinking he’s about to gasp and he just starts ALPHA breathing
Bro same 💀💀😭
I am with you in this boat
IM CACKLING
I think that's a medical condition dude
Why was kurtis so funny this video literally his funniest video to date
This is actually kinda my morning routine rn accept I'm not a billionaire, I'm severely depressed and unemployed...
As a new viewer (I literally just found you today) this type of video suits your sense of humour and vibe really well so I'd absolutely love to see more :)
Gotta say, making your bed, drinking water, meditating, and reading are pretty good things to "buy"
I’m just dying at the fact that while Kurtis is bullying these billionaires, the only part of his shirt you can see is: “Please Be Nice”
@Donnie Raczynski The majority of the proletariat work their hardest everyday, contributing to society the many of the things we take for granted. And the billionaires get the rewards, when all they do all day is relax in a mansion. If you lost everything due to misfortune, do you think they would care? They do nothing as homeless people starve to death in the streets. They do nothing as people die because they can’t afford healthcare.
And you think these people are “superior”?
@Donnie Raczynski wow you’re so edgy and cool and counterculture and sticking it to the lefties and making the libs cry and #merica and #trump2020 and climate change is not real. The hilarity of your comments are honestly so ironic but you don’t even get it. Anyway, keep going, it’s def adding joy to my life to read bc you are literally a cartoon. Un-ironically.
and it probably says "please be nice to billionaires"
Great vid Kurtis, always fun and uplifting to view your creative, humorous and engaging videos especially during these trying times. That in of itself is priceless.
Truly love you Curtis thanks for exploiting these nut cases that just don't want to admit their privilege
"We're not human doings, we're human BEings"
The cringe was so strong I exclaimed loudly into my empty, cold and lifeless apartment. I'm definitely lonely and definitely not a billionaire!
the most baffling thing about this routine is that yeah they're all nice sentiment, but also no one with a 9-5 job who's actively in the working class has the time to do any of it. as Kurtis said, this just proves billionaires have time to goof off in the morning.
also, it was kinda funny to see Kurtis expose his caffeine addiction to us with the tea thing, lol.
This morning routine is close to impossible for anyone who’s actually working hard and doesn’t have four hours to mediate, journal, read, and consume a variety of drinks
@An yee Bro i had been lying in bed for 4 hours already trying to sleep (with my phone off, I had taken the evening off because I was really sick) like don’t attack me. I didn’t hurt you. (You don’t know everything I’m dealing with right now)
@M just fucking go to sleep and stop reading comments. Like u can't sleep because u just wont put away your phone. Put it away. AND CLOSE YOUR DAMN EYES. like ofc u can't sleep when u are forcing your body to be awake. It won't fall asleep out of nowhere, you need to gave it a space. Dark room and closed eyes.NO PHONE.
Yeah like my morning routine consists of getting ready after not sleeping enough (I get up at 8), making coffee while I change and the drink the coffee in my very long subway ride and then I get one break at maybe 5 and then usually work until 12 and I’m home by 1:30am 😑
This sounds kinda unhealthy typed out tbh
(Right now it’s 3:30 am and I can’t sleep so I’m here but I need to get up in 4.5 hours)
JUsT wAkE uP aT 4 a.m 🤪
I love the shower scenes XD It was like watching a cat being put in a shower, total disappointment and agony lol
That morning routine at the end had me laughing so hard I almost had an asthma attack
" You're allowed to body shame a billionaire " needs to be on a t-shirt
As a treat of course
I love how billionaires genuinely convince their mindless followers that just taking the bare minimum care of yourself as a human being will get you to their status
I mostly just quietly laugh at jokes these days, but the "beta breathing" line got me to laugh so loud I startled myself. Thanks Kurtis!
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la cuan.monster
hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado por la vida dura que se vive hoy.
Son unos de los mejores conciertos
, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente.
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
#Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
I read this before I saw the beta breathing exercise, was not disappointed 🤣💀
Well thought out comment! I feel I rarely laugh out loud
Picturing that in my head like 😂😂😂😂😳
Kurtis is the only youtuber who makes me genuinely laugh out loud, other youtubers barely make me do the nose exhale laugh
"were not human doings we're human beings" proceeds to tell everyone he sees to stay on the grind and never rest
There are very few things that make me laugh out loud, let alone laugh during the whole video. Well done, well done. 😂
The only thing I can vouch for is the cold shower thing, I don't do it every time but it does help me calm down when I'm particularly anxious.
Adam Ragusea said it best when he said its easy for millionaires to work hard because one extra hour is hundreds of dollars, whereas someone in a convenience store can stand for an extra hour on end for 10 bucks
The billionaire body shaming jokes at the beginning had me literally crying the delivery was outstanding
Hearing kurtis recall his dreams was honestly the best part of the entire video
Well, you were right. This year sure is different. 🌻
There is no fucking way his "brain tea" isn't some mushroom micro-dosing. You know how socially acceptable it is to do drugs when you're rich!
that’s why at the end of the ingredient list he said “ and some other gems....” he didn’t want to say what those gems are.
I drink tea in the mornings too and see nothing wrong with it :(
Or poppy... Or kush... Or hashish..
I tried microdosing for a month, did it make me productive? no, did it widen my perceptions of the world? also no, but it gave me the best panic attacks with the feeling of impending death which wouldn't go away for about 6 hours. I don't know why I kept trying it but it was a waste of good acid. Microdosing is for micropenises, do a heroic dose every time.
Poor people doing crack: So sad, what trash
Rich people doing coke: Wow so cool, they must be having fun
Love how Kurtis is having service-worker nightmares years after leaving
The alpha breathing seems like a version of lion breath (I think it's translated as that) in yoga. It's actually really useful during difficult poses since it takes the focus off your screaming muscles
Someone PLEASE actually follow Kurtis’s recommended morning routine…chug that mountain dew cosmic brownie smoothie
Fun fact: 've started watching this video 3 times this week and fallen asleep all three times. I don't know how it ends! Is it a secret cure to insomnia?
i'm standing up for jeff bezos! if you're gonna shame his weird tiny eye, you also have to shame his weirdly turtley face. you can't pick and choose what you shame on a person, kurtis, that's insensitive. you gotta shame the whole package.
@Quark you really don't understand why most religions were created, don't you? most old world religions were made to try and make sense of the world and/or help people be less afraid of death. of course, lots of religious institutions are corrupt today. but if a religion makes someone happy (as long as they don't use it for evil), you should let them practice it.
@oats geez, it was less sad when I assumed it was just a bot. If it's an actual person, they need to do something better with their time than yell into the void
@Quark
this dude has also been copy-and-pasting this exact same thing on Danny and Drew's videos as well. (probably just commentary channels in general)
i say copy-and-pasting because this isn't a bot. this dude responds to people and edits his comments. he's really just this pathetic.
He's a few meals from becoming Gru
@grandpa ix me too. I just couldn’t help myself
I’m watching this while hungover at the gym thank you Kurtis for this amazing entertainment to get me through this gym sesh
I like thinking about my dreams, but I have a really interesting dream system. It's like I go to the same alternate dimension every time. Always the same location I revisit in different dreams with different things happening. Pretty fucking dope. I've been through the nuclear apocalypse and then the zombie apocalypse after, it was a lot of fun tbh. I watched the flesh melt off my bones when the blast hit, it didn't hurt just felt funny.
I am ashamed to admit how close your “real” billionaire morning routine resembles my actual morning routine. 😅
Loved this format 😎 Had a great laugh ! Not gonna try any of these tho ... except maybe the breathing part, did looked like fun 😂
The intro was everything. Roasting billionaires and their questionable taste is very enjoyable. Very tired of seeing those guys portrayed as role models by buisness journalists lmao. Most of them are straight up musky.
@indy may This is how I feel. People will make fun of a bad person for being fat and it makes me really sad.
I hear Elon musk is particularly musky
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Musky lmao
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tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
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Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
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6:26 this guy's onto something i breathed along (like an alpha) and this was the first time i've burst out laughing in ages
Seems to me that Kurtis has a lot of dreams that have to do with the airport, that could definitely mean something 👀
This video made me laugh so much so many more people need your sense of humor
MORE OF THIS KIND, YES PLEASE. LOVED IT!
Smoothie tip: When creating a smoothie with spinach, always put the spinach in first and use an equivalent amount of water to ensure the spinach is properly blended. Once all the green leafy bits look like The Ooze from Ninja Turtles, it's safe to add other ingredients. :)
Thats super helpful, totally trying it this way soon c: thanks!
If you want a super thick smoothie, use only frozen fruit or freeze any ingredients you use (like put yogurt in the freezer for a bit right before you use it). Adding ice doesn’t make it as thick and dilutes the flavor. You can use water but sometimes that also dilutes the flavor, so it’s better to use a juice or milk.
This is actually so helpful!! Thank you!!!
You’re a literal saint ilysm I’m gonna try this first thing tomorrow!!! Lol you’ve helped 2k ppl that’s amazing
@Myrthe right like youd think hed try and make it better
Kurtis: *pours a tablespoon of water*
Me: Oh, honey…
the pain and sadness on his face when he drank that smoothie....poor Kurtis 😂
Love when Kurt boy periodically uploads these documentaries-esque videos
It's a sad fact that Kurtis is more insightful that all the adults I know out together (including myself)...It's time for sobbing into iced cream
Your completely incomprehensible sentence after drinking the tea and then “ya know?” made me laugh so hard, thank you!
@meredith m 16:02
SAME LITERALLY PISSED MY PANTS DHAHAHHAHA
help i can’t find that part
No cause I knew exactly what he meant
Right rewound that part like 4 times 😂😂
Kurtis roasting billionaires is the thing I needed today, thank you
giving me simultaneous anxiety and satisfaction with your points about about these uber rich weirdo lying thieves.
Thank you for pointing out at 8:20 that these tasks are more like uhhh all day tasks. Not to mention most of us who aren’t billionaires still have to work around a 9-5 work week 😢
I would actually love to see Kurtis try out different morning routines and review them!
"To become a billionaire, you inevitably have to exploit the working class."
Kurtis just earned double respect from me
@Some random goblin Read Engels' essay "On Authority," you will benefit greatly.
@Polinkazh I'm an anarcho-communist, but also communism and Marxism are different things. Communism is specifically the idea of common ownership, as well as an absence of social classes and money, while Marxism encapsulates a broader range of ideas which does include economics and politics, as well as archaeology, literary criticism, and so on.
While I will readily admit that Marx has had a gigantic impact on the ideas of communism as a whole, and I won't doubt the fact that libertarian Marxism has influenced some of my own opinions, I don't consider myself a Marxist because I disagree with the use of states to bring about communism. As I said, I'm an anarchist, so that's not really something I jive with, you know?
@Some random goblin Communism is literally synonymous with Marxism, you can be a socialist without being a marxist but you can't be a communist. What school of socialism do you practice.
@sybo59
where do you think the concept of poverty came from? capitalism.
you shouldn't be bragging about fixing a problem you solely created, but i suppose that's just how low the bar is for capitalists.
capitalism has destroyed the earth, wasted resources, and cost lives like no other ideology.
don't forget all the trash islands that exist due to capitalists choosing quick money over the health of earth.
don't forget the 100 billion pounds of food that is wasted evey year while millions go hungry or starve.
don't forget about capitalisms rise through genocide and thievery.
don't forget the slavery that capitalists still depend on to this day.
and most importantly, don't forget that capitalism puts a price on human life.
@Quark The end of class society inherently spells the end of organized religion, if you want to end religion you must end capitalism.
i normally watch stuff on tv, so i get lazy and don't usually... get out my phone and find the video again to comment...
but i wanted to say!! i loved watching ya do something different, and i'm sure i and everyone else would enjoy watching ya do more stuff like this!!
Accidentally fell off my bean bag like twice watching this from how much i was laughing 💀
ngl it's been a lot of time since I last watched Kurtis, and I've just came back and I'm absolutly happy
You’re turning to be my favorite youtuber rn. I laughed way too much
After doing Kurtis's routine, I entered a deep coma in which I became a billionaire. Thanks Kurtis!
@astroNB thank you for announcing that good person. i do also love men
I love men
if you are still in coma...then we are just a part of your coma, and if you wake up... it might be the end of us 😱😱😱
,
deep comma
the funniest video yet, this is the only thing today that succeeded in making me forget abt the horrors of real life - thank you :)
kurtis this has inspired me to now live like a poor person. i don’t have to do anything
Honestly I'd love to hear more dreams. They're funny af
The last 4 minutes of this video had me rolling, thanks much!! So good
the current trend of commentary youtubers leaving the clips where they stutter and confuse themselves in the video is so nice. it's funny and human
time stamp?
I’m still not over “squeet” from another recent video
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