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  • Kurtis Conner
    Kurtis Conner  6 miesięcy temu +2064

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    • Mavve
      Mavve 17 dni temu

      Dude team sees is kinda controversial I mean what about blind ppl I mean they can’t be them sees….. IM CAN CANCELING YOU

    • Broadex
      Broadex 2 miesięcy temu

      Goblin deez nutz

    • Plague
      Plague 2 miesięcy temu

      No

    • joanna almazan
      joanna almazan 4 miesięcy temu

      Bro two things first when he joked about her not stopping the old man from burning the house down fucking dead had me tearing up I wasn't ready for it plus I gotta eat is my favorite line now because of this video

    • OUCH_21
      OUCH_21 6 miesięcy temu

      Why h in https not blue

  • Alyssa T.
    Alyssa T. 6 miesięcy temu +13220

    “You versus the goblin she told you not to worry about” except this time she absolutely DID tell you to worry about this goblin and you gaslit her and told her the goblin did not exist lmaoo

    • taegimin
      taegimin 18 dni temu +1

      And then she locked the goblin in her shed and maybe possibly had it's baby???

    • DinoNuggiesHuggieWuggies
      DinoNuggiesHuggieWuggies 19 dni temu

      Nah, the goblin thicc. I bet he's packing a 20.

    • Simsym
      Simsym 21 dzień temu

      Holy fuck the fact that someone defended the husband in this video just made this video and comment so much funnier hahahahahaha

    • Simsym
      Simsym 21 dzień temu

      Hahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahashahahahagahah this comment is just so perfect

    • •
       Miesiąc temu +8

      @Justin Moss or you just arent very good at comprehending a joke

  • cas charles
    cas charles 5 miesięcy temu +1024

    There's this phenomenon I've noticed with films where everyone loves the dog (both in universe and the audience) and really don't want it to die, unless it's a smaller, often pampered lap dog in which case it's open season apparently

    • Pokèmaster14
      Pokèmaster14 8 dni temu +4

      This is on purpose. I’ve read a think piece I think on how small dogs are often associated with femininity and on a subconscious level people don’t care about the small dogs dying because of that. Just like a cat in a movie, u don’t really care. But when it’s a big ol dog you feel horrible. It’s all very like in the mind but yea thats basically why. Because were conditioned to put more emphasis on the masculine being more important than the feminine

    • Finn_in_the_Bin
      Finn_in_the_Bin 14 dni temu +2

      probably cause smaller dogs are more aggressive (specifically due to being less respected/treated like an accessory or toy instead of a living, predator-descended creature and therefore try to be as imposing as they can to *demand* some sort of agency over themselves, where big dogs are heavier and thus harder to pick up as well as having a nastier bite so they get more respect and don't feel the need to be aggressive just to be able to have any sort of autonomy)

    • Asia Cusimano
      Asia Cusimano 22 dni temu

      Same for cats, they always die in the most dumb or brutal ways and no one in the movie even cares or acknowledges it 😅 if my cat died I would die too probably

    • Kiara Minnis
      Kiara Minnis 27 dni temu +1

      @•.💮.• Pamabun •.💮.• Yep...I would also suggest not to search up sea lions or any aquatic mammals for that matter. Brains and animals don't go together well in terms of morals or amusement.

    • •.💮.• Pamabun •.💮.•
      •.💮.• Pamabun •.💮.• Miesiąc temu

      @The Claybor I don't think I am prepared, but I have heard of dolphins like stabbing their nose on puffer fish for high reasons I guess so I'm not too surprised if they do other messed up stuff I do still think their cool but I don't think I'm ready to learn anymore about them-

  • Isabella Anderson
    Isabella Anderson 5 miesięcy temu +447

    This is the greatest movie ever and "Ugly little backyard shit goblin" is my new Discord status.

  • TheEternalLie
    TheEternalLie 5 miesięcy temu +633

    If Shrek was the goblin then I can understand how she got knocked up.

    • Hi hello There
      Hi hello There 6 dni temu

      @Monaca Towa imagine if it was goblin

    • Monaca Towa
      Monaca Towa 29 dni temu +2

      @AJ among other things I can’t stop imagining some person with the deadname ‘TITANTIC’

    • •
       Miesiąc temu +2

      @AJ among other things all that glitters is gold

    • ghostii
      ghostii 2 miesięcy temu +2

      so true

    • ghostii
      ghostii 2 miesięcy temu +3

      human shrek… god

  • heathen gremlin
    heathen gremlin 3 miesięcy temu +166

    This movie is very realistic because I’ve never met a Danny who wasnt manipulative
    *side-eyes the Gonzalez one*

    • Francesco Maras
      Francesco Maras Dzień temu

      The G in Gonzalez stands for Gaslight

    • Frick Frack
      Frick Frack 2 dni temu

      @Finn_in_the_Bin as much as I love Danny phantom, Danny Fenton was very much manipulative at times

    • Finn_in_the_Bin
      Finn_in_the_Bin 14 dni temu

      um???? Fenton????????

    • 𝚂 𝚊 𝚕 𝚎 𝚖   ☹︎
      𝚂 𝚊 𝚕 𝚎 𝚖 ☹︎ 20 dni temu +4

      @Crystal Eunoia the Gonzalez variant isn’t subjective to the Danny breed, there’s also Heathers and Johns.

    • Crystal Eunoia
      Crystal Eunoia 2 miesięcy temu +30

      Danny of the Gonzalez variety

  • B B
    B B 6 miesięcy temu +3224

    I can’t stop laughing at how Danny Jr just ceased to exist and the family just didn’t care lol

    • Laisa hh
      Laisa hh 27 dni temu +6

      I mean 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

    • Andrew Tsuchiya
      Andrew Tsuchiya Miesiąc temu +65

      Well he’s a “little fuckin’ brat” 4:51

  • hm
    hm 5 miesięcy temu +335

    4:01 referring to a dog barking as "screaming" is the most unintentionally funny thing kurtis has done

    • Jayne Nunya
      Jayne Nunya 3 miesięcy temu +18

      I mean, dogs do scream tho...like that extended high pitch yelpy sound you've heard when a dog in a movie is in serious pain

  • Apricot
    Apricot 6 miesięcy temu +193

    Are we gonna talk about how Sarah liked the goblin and had a kid with it even after she witnessed it murder her husband, the old man, and her step-son? Like, even if they were people you didn't like, it still killed them. You saw what it was capable of. But she was still goblin those nuts without any hesitation.

    • sarah
      sarah Miesiąc temu +16

      Goblin those nuts

  • b1rdsh0t
    b1rdsh0t 3 miesięcy temu +78

    I like how the dad’s whole arc in this movie is just going after progressively larger animals every time it ends up not being the animal he just killed 😂

  • Danariya
    Danariya 5 miesięcy temu +139

    "You can use more than one track, you're not a train, you're a movie"
    Lines like these are exactly the reason I'm subscribed to this channel

  • Zorina Zutella
    Zorina Zutella 6 miesięcy temu +8817

    When she turned around and revealed her pregnant belly I legitimately screamed. That was by far the scariest part of this "horror" movie.

    • flosse
      flosse Miesiąc temu +2

      i was smiling and snickering at how the goblin was staring at her then my smile DISAPPEARED IMMEDIATELY as soon as i saw that

    • Fr0g:)
      Fr0g:) Miesiąc temu

      SAME MAN 😭😭

    • Dani.dth901
      Dani.dth901 2 miesięcy temu +1

      @Jackalope Bunny it was clearly satire but ok

    • Jackalope Bunny
      Jackalope Bunny 3 miesięcy temu

      @Enotsnav Dier just the way it was written sounds like it's sexist.

  • Carleigh Charlton
    Carleigh Charlton 4 miesięcy temu +61

    the “do you have time to talk” interaction is even funnier considering she just told this woman “some guy named danny” picked up her child and then watched her unable to contact the man who supposedly picked her child up from school early. And she’s just like heyyyy girlie, got a min

  • NotSoSadBart
    NotSoSadBart 3 miesięcy temu +38

    I cannot tell you how happy I am you used the "OH GOD" sound every 30 seconds. It was just as funny every single time and I cannot explain why

  • 4PPLEC0RE
    4PPLEC0RE 5 miesięcy temu +35

    that goblin really killed her husband and she was like “yup!! he’s the one.”

  • Ren Thewerecat
    Ren Thewerecat 3 miesięcy temu +22

    honestly the "OH GODDD" is the most realistic thing that anyone said this entire movie

  • Sketcher
    Sketcher 6 miesięcy temu +2487

    I love that the “thermal vision” was literally just regular footage with a filter over it

    • Sayori Keychains
      Sayori Keychains 3 miesięcy temu

      as it should be

    • Grey K
      Grey K 5 miesięcy temu +26

      @Meriam Ayari everything else except the "oh god" sound bit

    • Meriam Ayari
      Meriam Ayari 6 miesięcy temu

      @Rosette Kalombo what's the worst part ?

    • Rosette Kalombo
      Rosette Kalombo 6 miesięcy temu +4

      That was the 2nd worst part of the movie

    • Jackson Welp
      Jackson Welp 6 miesięcy temu +6

      Yeah

  • Dylan Mahaffey
    Dylan Mahaffey 19 dni temu +5

    As someone who has worked on a few low budget films I'm always impressed by the fact that any of these movies even are made. So good job to the team that managed to finish Goblin. However that doesn't mean the movie isn't terrible.

  • Yuh
    Yuh 5 miesięcy temu +48

    My screen froze when you said "and their dog, Pistol", so for a minute I genuinely thought his name was Piss.

  • consent club
    consent club 3 miesięcy temu +9

    Of all the incredible quotes in this video, "raw-dogging some evidence" still has me screaming and crying

  • Junior Keletso
    Junior Keletso 5 miesięcy temu +34

    Okay I know this isn't really THAT scary of a movie but I genuinely got chills at 18:46😭😭😭😭😭😭😭like the way the hand grabbed his head ACTUALLY terrified me

  • nathalie miller
    nathalie miller 6 miesięcy temu +18538

    as soon as it said “9 months later” I just had a horrible feeling about what they were implying and I hate that I was right

    • Archer
      Archer 9 dni temu

      Timestamp

    • Ryan Valdenberg
      Ryan Valdenberg 14 dni temu +2

      @EL Bownio goblussy😭😭😭help-

    • daveCarranz
      daveCarranz 5 miesięcy temu

      @Baddie 1 Shoe I hate that you reminded me of goblin slayer lmao

    • Incognito Mode
      Incognito Mode 5 miesięcy temu +1

      @syafiqjabar OH NO IT IS A SUGAR DADDY

    • -*Ava*-
      -*Ava*- 5 miesięcy temu +2

      @Ana Nas *eats the rich*

  • veecatsu
    veecatsu Miesiąc temu +10

    almost choked on my water at "goblin those nuts"
    she probably choked too, so we all in this together

  • Roxy G
    Roxy G 5 miesięcy temu +22

    it feels like the folks working on this movie were aware of every horror trope and just threw them all together with literally no understanding of how those tropes worked. like "yep, these are things in movies, we did it"

  • BigFanOfManyThings
    BigFanOfManyThings 6 miesięcy temu +32

    9 months is a period of time etched in our psyche to mean one thing so I bet I’m not the only one who saw the caption and felt their blood turn cold.

  • Andrea Toninato
    Andrea Toninato 5 miesięcy temu +11

    The goblin's concept is so weird. It eats dogs by swallowing them whole (I think), but then randomly switches to a teenage boy, who's probably bigger than itself.
    Some animals will eat things that are bigger than them, but you'd think it'd try with a smaller prey first since it seems like Danny Jr. was its first human victim.
    I just don't understand if the goblin has an animal instinct or if it can think critically like a human.

    • Grey K
      Grey K 5 miesięcy temu

      I think the goblin can stretch out

  • pablo
    pablo 6 miesięcy temu +23510

    i was waiting for the coveted “goblin these nuts” joke and you pulled through thankyou kurtis

  • Keira F.
    Keira F. Miesiąc temu +6

    I like to imagine that’s there’s no cops in kurtistown, the law is just enforced by one very quite cowboy

  • RoLanslide
    RoLanslide Miesiąc temu +13

    "nine months later"
    me: that's an oddly specific number. she's pregnant isn't she
    "she's pregnant"
    me: ah

  • The Queen Of Cringe
    The Queen Of Cringe 2 miesięcy temu +9

    I have so many problems with the designs in this movie.
    First of all, the “concerning” drawing. Kurtis put it perfectly. Kids draw weird fucked up shit, and it doesn’t mean anything. Kids are fucking weird. It happens in so many horror movies, and I’m pretty sick of it. Especially when the drawings are some of the most mundane shit I’ve ever seen. I think it would make more sense for people to be concerned if the kid was drawing a highly detailed and graphic drawing of a corpse, or something like that.
    Second, the design of the goblin makes no sense to me. The first time we see the goblin’s hand makes it look like it’s got really long arms. And the proportions make no sense. I don’t expect goblins to have the same proportions as a human, but I expect the proportions to at least make some kind of sense. I imagine the goblin is a little over 4 feet tall, based on when we see it by that couch. But the scene with its hand in the window made it look like its arms are like 8 feet long, since we can’t see it through the window. Then there’s the time when the goblin eats Danny Jr. and it’s grabbing his ankles the whole time, and it looks like the goblin is stretching its arms all the way out. Danny Jr. is like a foot taller than the goblin, maybe 18 inches. But there’s no way the goblin’s arms are the same size as Danny Jr. they’re just not.
    TL;DR: there’s no consistency in the length of the goblin’s arms.
    Finally, that goblin is the least threatening thing in the whole movie. It’s not something that so many people would be scared of.

  • GoblinBabe666
    GoblinBabe666 4 miesięcy temu +11

    As a goblin, I can confirm that we do like windows, touching windows, e.c.t.

  • cj
    cj 6 miesięcy temu +5981

    words cannot describe how much i loved that “hello ween” joke. it was so ethereal. simply put, i adore this joke. 10/10

    • Aidyn Ware
      Aidyn Ware 6 miesięcy temu

      @Cozy you're mid. The Avi you have is mid.

    • robin
      robin 6 miesięcy temu

      @Cozy who????

    • aliciaa
      aliciaa 6 miesięcy temu +1

      @Cozy ok hater

    • æon redeemer
      æon redeemer 6 miesięcy temu

      god tier humour

    • bee's world
      bee's world 6 miesięcy temu

      I agree I laughed, repeated it and then laughed. all out loud.

  • Olga Rykov
    Olga Rykov 5 miesięcy temu +15

    16:02 I regularly watch comedians and youtube comedians but I rarely laugh out loud (not because I don't find it funny, I do, I just laugh internally). But this "I don't mean to pry" while handing over an entirely ordinary child's drawing cracked me up for good. This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen being produced.

    • Olga Rykov
      Olga Rykov 5 miesięcy temu

      PS: I laughed my rear off throughout the rest of the video, thank you Kurtis.

  • Lizzy Roberts
    Lizzy Roberts 4 miesięcy temu +8

    whoever did her eyeshadow on this film is a criminal

  • D
    D 5 miesięcy temu +10

    That goblin actually wanted to put finger prints on her window which is a nightmare to clean, so i can see why she was so upset

  • Rachel Schock
    Rachel Schock 23 dni temu +2

    Well with an ending like THAT… we NEED a sequel

  • Moon Child
    Moon Child 6 miesięcy temu +3632

    I thought the goblin was actually going to be her husband who “died” at war and he was turned into that creature due to some sick government experiment… the actual ending was so much worse 🙃

    • surprised tails !!!
      surprised tails !!! 4 miesięcy temu +1

      you should be a writer for them

    • Ashik Jaman
      Ashik Jaman 5 miesięcy temu +4

      @Sara Miles Goblin 2: Gob Harder

    • Eingyi
      Eingyi 6 miesięcy temu +30

      Imagine if this is the actual implication but the movie was just rushed so none of this was explained. Like the husband died at war and returned as a goblin to check on his wife. He hunts dogs for food, but doesn’t hurt his family’s dog. And after he saw his wife living with an abusive husband and an asshole stepson he just killed them due to losing all sense of morality because of ptsd and trauma of experiencing death. Like, realistically he never hurt the woman or her kid or their dog, he killed the husband because he was abusive, stepson because he was an ass and the neighbor because he tried to burn down the house with a child in it. Man literally would seem like a pretty cool guy if he didn’t shit all over the place.

    • Rock
      Rock 6 miesięcy temu +1

      I mean
      The goblin did become a father with the wife

    • Max Flower
      Max Flower 6 miesięcy temu +7

      @Sara Miles there already is a Goblin 2, it’s called Troll 2.

  • HumanMaraca
    HumanMaraca 3 miesięcy temu +8

    Actually, a movie called “Goblin” about a great white shark would be pretty cool

  • aesthete subliminals
    aesthete subliminals 4 miesięcy temu +3

    The ending was the only thing that scared me

  • MamaMOB
    MamaMOB 3 miesięcy temu +7

    I would 100% watch a romcom about a human woman and a goblin raising a human/goblin hybrid staring Chris Pratt as EVERY character! 100%!!!

  • Helen Kelley
    Helen Kelley Miesiąc temu +3

    the goblin tapping its fingernails is me when i get my nails done and i pretend i am in a asmr at all times

  • kennedy nini
    kennedy nini 6 miesięcy temu +4248

    so youre telling me that goblin engulfed a whole cougar, the husband, step son, and neighbor but was fine with settling with a bowl of dog food ???

    • Chris Knapp
      Chris Knapp Miesiąc temu +7

      Neighbor meat got nothin on some good kibble

    • S M
      S M 6 miesięcy temu +4

      tbf its a pretty big bowl

    • Mo Chann
      Mo Chann 6 miesięcy temu +21

      Maybe, all he needed was ✨love✨

    • Anna Aphie
      Anna Aphie 6 miesięcy temu +4

      Hibernation

    • Katie Klahn
      Katie Klahn 6 miesięcy temu +12

      and the baby

  • Sophitia of Hyrule
    Sophitia of Hyrule 5 miesięcy temu +5

    I actually screamed "NO" when I saw the ending twist.

  • True Wizardry
    True Wizardry 6 miesięcy temu +16

    So, me and my friends were about to buy tickets to see your show in Dallas on Saturday the 20th, but a few things kind of got in the way. When we finally got around to buying the tickets, they were already sold out, so I was wondering if you wouldn't mind adding another Austin show, but exclusively for me and my friends, thanks.
    You can have a seat at our lunch table...

    • True Wizardry
      True Wizardry 5 miesięcy temu +5

      @Kath i I'm just that gracious of a guy, what can I say?

    • Kath i
      Kath i 5 miesięcy temu +8

      The fact that he gets a seat at your lunchtable is so generous of you

  • JayLeeBeanz
    JayLeeBeanz Miesiąc temu +7

    I thought "I don't like how she's giving him bedroom eyes, this gives me all the wrong implications. But since the movie is SO bad, maybe this was just another detail that didn't make sense. Or maybe it's just me."
    ...And then she turned around pregnant. I want to vomit.

  • I like Cheese
    I like Cheese 2 miesięcy temu +5

    As a goblin, I feel offended that they would think I would eat dogs 😧

  • Hannah C
    Hannah C 6 miesięcy temu +6358

    Why do I feel strangely motivated after his “life is passing by” scene…. He’s right… I won’t do any homework tonight! I’m going to Darrel’s!

    • TigressofDDR
      TigressofDDR 17 dni temu

      That moment when the greenscreen joke is a better movie than the one being reviewed

    • person person
      person person 17 dni temu

      anyone know the name of the song in that bit?

    • Archi
      Archi 6 miesięcy temu +1

      @LegenDarryl AYOOOO DARRYL WHAT IS UP MY GUY

    • honey sugar
      honey sugar  6 miesięcy temu +1

      I'll bring some chips as well

    • Adiba Irfan
      Adiba Irfan 6 miesięcy temu +5

      @Kyran Sawhill I developed a love-hate relationship with your comment in the past 6 seconds or so

  • Special Agent Washing Tub

    3:29 to be fair, Troll 2 did exactly that by making the antagonists... goblins.

  • Emma Black
    Emma Black 3 miesięcy temu +2

    when she said “oh god” i just KNOW she thought she ate that shit up watching it back

  • Fer Campos
    Fer Campos Miesiąc temu +2

    That re-enactment of the audio guy going to Daryl’s party after all was hilarious

  • Kelsey Renee
    Kelsey Renee 5 miesięcy temu +3

    Obsessed with the description of "chubby little goblin." 😂

  • Gamer Sisters
    Gamer Sisters 6 miesięcy temu +9048

    Nothing could've prepared me for that actually horrifying ending

  • Mrs. Bunny
    Mrs. Bunny 2 miesięcy temu +2

    Whenever I heard “I gotta eat.” With that line delivery I legitimately started crying laughing.

  • LVBBoi
    LVBBoi 2 miesięcy temu +6

    22:17 That frame of the Gobin is actually kinda terrifying.

  • Ara
    Ara 2 miesięcy temu

    7:24 Kurtis simultaneously doing a great comedy sketch, whilst also pondering his own existence as a creator / editor I love it so much

  • Adino Trapani
    Adino Trapani 3 miesięcy temu +1

    The story of the editor using one track so he can go party is a most excellent piece of cinema. As an editor myself it struck a chord with me. I felt seen. Thank you and good day sir

  • Frickin Cool
    Frickin Cool 6 miesięcy temu +2661

    I was skeptical when you said the ending was as chaotic as the masterpiece of Goat Story, but you were completely right. My jaw dropped as soon as it said “nine months later.”
    This movie is absolutely a horror movie, but not in the way I think anyone was expecting lmao

    • Minnow
      Minnow 6 miesięcy temu

      @Vyk Epp stop 😭✋

    • pr0ntab
      pr0ntab 6 miesięcy temu +1

      666 likes... Excellent

    • Vyk Epp
      Vyk Epp 6 miesięcy temu +46

      Emphasis on expecting

  • TUTU
    TUTU 5 miesięcy temu +4

    honestly, i think the editor already knew how bad the movie was, so he purposefully sent it with the one song, three weeks in advance, just to get rid of it already

  • Fat fluffy Bunny
    Fat fluffy Bunny 3 miesięcy temu +4

    16:51 thats not even infrared, they just took a light map and the darkest parts are red-

  • Chrissie
    Chrissie Miesiąc temu +1

    Goblin is definitely one of the movies of 2020, truly a piece of cinema.

  • Definitely Not A Spy
    Definitely Not A Spy 2 miesięcy temu +3

    I’ve watched this video so many times and the “hello ween!” joke gets me every time. Still as funny the 17th time as it was the first

  • Boyo Tropical
    Boyo Tropical 6 miesięcy temu +3203

    I love how insane these movies got even with such a low budget

    • Julia
      Julia 5 miesięcy temu +1

      @*stay at home*
      Tell her boy cats have ears too.

    • Boyo Tropical
      Boyo Tropical 6 miesięcy temu +4

      @Anna Homicka I am indeed the goblin of Halloween past present and future

    • R G
      R G 6 miesięcy temu +5

      Dude, nice headphones. I’ve been wanting the same but my mum says i can’t because I’m a boy:/

    • Anna Homicka
      Anna Homicka 6 miesięcy temu +5

      MAn I see u on every video

  • chaoticlaundry
    chaoticlaundry 4 miesięcy temu +7

    The second one could have Tobey Maguire where he comes in and goes “look at little goblin jr. gonna cry?”

  • Twentin Quarantino
    Twentin Quarantino 6 miesięcy temu +5

    Human interactions and actions were written for this movie by a goblin
    That’s the only reason why they’re so unnatural

  • Ara
    Ara 2 miesięcy temu +1

    11:24 watching this unsober and I really thought the movie had doubled back and this was another genuine movie scene , was thinking about why the goblin was talking about onion having layers😭

  • cl hinton
    cl hinton 2 miesięcy temu

    12:31 "and she stepped on the ball." Thank you for including my go-to punchline of the last 39 years. Always worth it.

  • heather j
    heather j 6 miesięcy temu +7494

    The horrible cgi Goblin in the garage peeking out from behind that counter is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

    • ghostii
      ghostii 2 miesięcy temu

      RIGHT

    • I like Cheese
      I like Cheese 2 miesięcy temu +2

      Me sneaking out at 1am to grab food and finds my nephew doing the same thing

    • Broadex
      Broadex 2 miesięcy temu +6

      Danny's reaction to the goblin is the most realistic thing in this movie.

    • Just Jules
      Just Jules 2 miesięcy temu +1

      Proud dad

    • wok🧟‍♀️
      wok🧟‍♀️ 3 miesięcy temu +5

      @Seval Kathleen HELP THE PFP

  • bean_boy
    bean_boy 14 dni temu +1

    I have traumatized my family for about a year now with Goblin.
    We watched it once and now when we can't find a movie to watch I say, "Let's watch Goblin!" Everyone will scream.

  • god jihyo's apostle
    god jihyo's apostle 3 miesięcy temu +4

    nothing, absolutely nothing could've prepared me for that horrific terrifying ending

  • kira hamilton
    kira hamilton 5 miesięcy temu +3

    as i go through life i find myself asking for guidance, asking, “wwtgttdh”, what WAS the goblin trying to do here. and the goblin guides me. he lets me know right from wrong, good from bad, and most importantly, pure from bad

  • Nic Oerman
    Nic Oerman 2 miesięcy temu +4

    connecting his “and she stepped on the ball” comment in the skit to the reference and explanation he did in Jarvis’s HSM2 video makes me feel so smart

  • Beck
    Beck 6 miesięcy temu +1782

    i was already laughing at the twist ending but the “you vs. the goblin she tells you not to worry about” joke literally made me fall over

    • The Destroya System
      The Destroya System 6 miesięcy temu +7

      Honestly, funniest shit I’ve heard all day

    • ска
      ска 6 miesięcy temu

      THEY SAID :
      plclip.com/video/7EJ_dN1lDP0/wideo.html
      Nwb

  • SpawnRevenge92
    SpawnRevenge92 2 miesięcy temu +2

    The ending definitely feels inspired by The Babadook.
    Well, except for the pregnant part...

  • CELERYSTIK
    CELERYSTIK 4 miesięcy temu +2

    I'm honestly so glad I watched this movie before watching the kurtis video. When I watched this with my friends on Halloween, our fucking jaws dropped at the end of the film, like we lost our fucking shit, utterly bewildered.

  • Lil Rollie
    Lil Rollie 5 miesięcy temu +4

    Kurt just letting u know if u keep up with good content you’ll never fall off, EXPECIALLY since ur fresh u got so much content to create still, I saw a video where u said u worry about PLclip and falling off, don’t worry man I show ppl ur videos all the time bro

  • glowvxn
    glowvxn 28 dni temu +2

    the "ive gotta eat" sound bite is so much funnier than it should be

  • Elven Dreamer
    Elven Dreamer 6 miesięcy temu +1217

    The fact that Danny FOUND a cougar, and that's glossed over like yeah of *course* he found a cougar in the suburbs that wasn't actually going around eating smaller animals.

    • Pestilence
      Pestilence 3 miesięcy temu +2

      @MB we used to live in the suburbs and we hunted deer on the properties that were lent to use for hunting purposes. We would gut the deer onsite and bring them home and hang them in our big ass tree so the blood would drip out. We just had a big, mostly covered by bushes, backyard. We didnt hang animals on the child's swingset lol

    • MB
      MB 6 miesięcy temu +14

      @Elven Dreamer I honestly don't know what Americans do in their free time, I'm Slavic, were just chillin' with our vodka while slav squatting

    • Elven Dreamer
      Elven Dreamer 6 miesięcy temu +30

      @MB You mean to tell me that ISN'T a perfectly normal suburban activity to take part in!?

    • MB
      MB 6 miesięcy temu +55

      And the fact he skinned it in his backyard and hung it up on a swing???

    • Jow babadook
      Jow babadook 6 miesięcy temu +27

      It's possible that it was just a cougar eating smaller animals and the goblin showed up by coincidence

  • Quince
    Quince 6 miesięcy temu +6

    The ending of the movie was scarier than anything else tbh

  • Ugly Songs for Ugly Souls
    Ugly Songs for Ugly Souls Miesiąc temu +3

    The worst part is that when it said “9 months later” I just knew.

  • rankfall15
    rankfall15 5 miesięcy temu +1

    That was an amazing review 😂 laughed every second, couldn’t breathe and now I’m dead 💀

  • Sofia
    Sofia 6 miesięcy temu +3

    One day I was looking through some old stuff at my grandma's house and I found a big pile of old drawings I have made when I was younger. Most of them were fine, like normal kids stuff, but I particularly remember one about trees with horrifying faces with blood spilling through their mouth. Yeah, I don't know what that was. Conclusion: kids draw weird shit.

  • WTFPr0m
    WTFPr0m 6 miesięcy temu +5464

    Pour one out for Elias. Spent his whole life preparing to fight a goblin, then immediately got fucked right up by literally the first goblin he ever met.

    • gray.
      gray. 2 miesięcy temu +1

      @fruity garlic A fellow Ghoul Boys fan??

    • kafka
      kafka 4 miesięcy temu

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • Jayne Nunya
      Jayne Nunya 4 miesięcy temu

      f

    • Notcoolenoughforschool
      Notcoolenoughforschool 6 miesięcy temu +1

      @Grace Tawwater it is, thanks!

    • Grace Tawwater
      Grace Tawwater 6 miesięcy temu +7

      @Notcoolenoughforschool I believe it's The Magnus Archives

  • Samurai Cheems
    Samurai Cheems Miesiąc temu

    Reminds me of the movies I would make with my friends on iMovie. Those were so fun. We got an airsoft gun and a leather jacket. My poor attempt at Spike Spiegel still haunts me.

  • caroline
    caroline 3 miesięcy temu +3

    me 28 minutes ago: gee i wish there was an adult canadian male who looks like a nascar driver here to tell me a comforting story before bed.
    me now: zzzzz

  • South Texas Drone Works
    South Texas Drone Works 3 miesięcy temu

    I have never laughed as hard than I did at the “Life is passing you by” bit. Oh my god.

  • Bre
    Bre 4 miesięcy temu

    I desperately needed a good laugh.
    That pregnancy reveal, Kurtis face, the editing... just everything.
    I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣

  • rain.
    rain. 6 miesięcy temu +3215

    “just an old guy who knows shit about goblins” feels like a social media bio

    • No No
      No No 6 miesięcy temu +1

      I want to put that in my bio now

    • Do you hear that?
      Do you hear that? 6 miesięcy temu +9

      @PeenyYT yes they do. Depends on their personality

    • PeenyYT
      PeenyYT 6 miesięcy temu +3

      @rain. nobody “old” has their pronouns in their bio

    • sunflower
      sunflower 6 miesięcy temu +8

      naur don't give them ideas

    • rain.
      rain. 6 miesięcy temu +21

      @loulou i made it my youtube bio

  • Katie H
    Katie H 4 miesięcy temu +2

    I’ve seen this multiple times and I still cant listen to it while I work out without dying when the “oh god” audio happens

  • Megan Doing Megan Things
    Megan Doing Megan Things 5 miesięcy temu +2

    i love how kurtis’ skit was better quality and more entertaining than the movie

  • Sara Zack
    Sara Zack 4 miesięcy temu +3

    That reveal at the end sent me on a 5 minute laughing fit ok i almost didn't make it out alive. That is the funniest shit I've ever seen

  • PK
    PK Miesiąc temu

    I keep watching this because it's so hilarious. I need to watch the movie 😄

  • B T Wiseman
    B T Wiseman 6 miesięcy temu +2847

    The scene with the lady going back and asking if she has time to talk is just like a RPG like Fallout or Mass Effect when you accidentally leave the conversation and have to go back and talk to them.

    • Ash
      Ash 6 miesięcy temu +22

      @Emily B. honestly it’s just insane how there’s no moderation or spam control on a site that’s been around this long

    • Emily B.
      Emily B. 6 miesięcy temu +52

      @Eipa They've become so much worse the last month or so and youtube does jack squat about it, it's so annoying

    • Eipa
      Eipa 6 miesięcy temu +47

      True!!! BTW these spam bots!! WTF?

  • harpercrafts
    harpercrafts 2 miesięcy temu

    I just watched Jarvis’s video on HSM 2 so the “and she stepped on the ball” joke in this video makes more sense now. I hope Angie’s stepson is doing okay.

  • VincentJones
    VincentJones 5 miesięcy temu +2

    "You can have more than one track. You're not a train." is one of the best lines I've heard in a long time.

  • Daisy Tapia
    Daisy Tapia 5 miesięcy temu +1

    I love how each of these videos that Kurtis puts out, he always gets a new running gag to put in his next video

  • unbothered misandrist
    unbothered misandrist 2 miesięcy temu

    Kurtis’s cop costume omg 😂 I love that that’s the closest he could get… a lil silly cowboy hat lmao

  • Tara Moran
    Tara Moran 6 miesięcy temu +1296

    me at the beginning of the end scene: oh they kept the goblin as a pet like the babadook
    me seeing sarah’s pregnant stomach: THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE BABADOOK

  • Saturn_Starzz
    Saturn_Starzz Miesiąc temu

    16:04 when I was like 7 I drew my mom getting stabbed. My teacher didn’t care, she said it was unique. It’s just a goblin taking a dog with some dude standing there. It’s not a relative getting hung or something 😊

  • Merit A
    Merit A 5 miesięcy temu +6

    This show is written as if the writers only experience with social interactions is Skyrim

  • abbydeeznuts
    abbydeeznuts 4 miesięcy temu

    After that first scary scene I had to take a couple month break and it gave me nightmares but I am finally back to support my favorite man on the internet!